Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Scaleghost said:
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Don't forget that she also won't take any advice because she doesn't believe her hateursss are doctors. It's totally not common sense that if you're mentally ill you should already be in therapy, you will die in 5 years if you don't lose weight and you won't succeed in that if you're eating slops. Totally only a doctor can know that.
To be fair, right now she doesn't need to count calories. She could eat a pretty satisfying amount of healthy food and still lose weight. 1300 calories is way too little for her and it's no wonder she goes right back to binging.
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She writes people off as “not being doctors”, but what she fails to realize is that possibly there are people giving her advice who have actually succeeded at weight loss, making them somewhat experts. And even more so because they have been overweight, know what that feels like first hand and are certainly qualified to give advice. Same goes for those who have had a lot of therapy. Yes everyone is different, but the tips and advice boils down to be the same. Good sleep habits, exercise, find something that gives you purpose, help others, have a good support system outside of your healthcare team and significant other. Schedule and go to appointments for health. It’s all pretty simple.
 
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Okay, this most likely has been talked about before but I don't care enough to look through 745 pages. I've been thinking about Amber and her taxes, and she's always said that YouTube takes out taxes from her paycheck, right? Does that mean she thinks that, because her company withholds taxes that means she doesn't have to file? I've been trying to understand her logic but... I just can't.

Everyone knows that if you make over $10,000/year (I think? I don't know. Don't care to look.) you have to file taxes & we all know she makes more than that. It's pretty standard for companies to withhold taxes from your paycheck, but that doesn't count as "filing your taxes."
 
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OstREEEch said:
The kid screeching in the backseat "let me do it, let me do it!"
That is not the sign of a well behaved kid. That is a little terror who is used to getting what he wants.
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But he's no match for a 500 lb terror who is used to getting what SHE wants. She ignored the fuck out of him, probably couldn't even hear him because she was having so much fun looking at herself.
 
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Decubitus Ulcers said:
(omg new here/my first post)

I've been a long time reader of the farms, yet I don't quite know how it works...so please forgive me. But, does anyone have actual evidence of what Becky's/Necky's/Thumb's "job" is???
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babysitting for her sister? although what they're "helping her with" is top secret.

@classtrash missed seeing your iconic avatar. That was such an Amber twitter answer. LOL.
 
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Decubitus Ulcers said:
(omg new here/my first post)

I've been a long time reader of the farms, yet I don't quite know how it works...so please forgive me. But, does anyone have actual evidence of what Becky's/Necky's/Thumb's "job" is???
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No. People speculated (based on a random field report) that she's driving Uber, but Amber vehemently denied that.

Since she's always home, I'm guessing if she even has a "job" it's through one of those websites where they pay you $3 for filling out a bunch of surveys.

Either that, or a lot of people suspect that her sister pays her to babysit her nephew, which is why they've been spending so much time over there.
 
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What a depressing Snap story.

Amber, it doesn’t matter if you were suffering depression before getting on YouTube. The point is, your habit of paying attention to the “haydurs” exacerbates it. And you can’t tell us you don’t care when you dedicate like 40 snaps to kiwimemes.

There’s a similarity between your fans and “haydurs;” none of us know you personally. We’re only paying attention to what you’re giving us. And many see a person in dire straits, desperate for some kind of structure in her life.

Not everyone is against you, but you make it incredibly difficult for anyone to be on your side. For your own sake, call that therapist and try helping yourself for once.

I’m sorry to sperg. This just hits home I guess.
 
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oasys said:
No. People speculated (based on a random field report) that she's driving Uber, but Amber vehemently denied that.

Since she's always home, I'm guessing if she even has a "job" it's through one of those websites where they pay you $3 for filling out a bunch of surveys.

Either that, or a lot of people suspect that her sister pays her to babysit her nephew, which is why they've been spending so much time over there.
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I think the babysitting thing must be it. Someone up thread mentioned how oppressive it must be to have to have your partner who you are around 24/7 follow you to do even that little task. Maybe Necky is as co-dependent as AL, but there is nothing healthy about that. You have to have some me time. Neither one has outside friends, hobbies, activities, jobs. It's crazy. It would legitimately make me crazy if my fiance and I had that kind of relationship and I'm sure I'm not alone in that. The only people who think it's cool to spend every single second with your SO are teenagers in their first romance.
 
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89elbees said:
Genuinely interested in how much dental neglect is involved in teeth becoming that yellow. Even if you're an avid coffee/red wine drinker, if you just brush on a normal basis and don't bother with any kind of whitening, they won't look even half that bad
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I think people said Becky was a smoker (cigarettes and pot). Even in her prom picture the yellow teeth are obvious so not sure what age she started smoking and if she quit. Still... if she quit since being with AL she could of whitened them a bit by now.
 
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Croissants said:
“I made that bitch famous” lol

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PiggyPie said:
The only one she is really trolling is herself. But she doesn't read here at all guizzzee.
Also, that kid is fucking annoying as hell.
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He really is, but I think he just wants attention that he probably doesn't get at home. And I really wish she'd stop filming him. We know she reads here, if she listens to nothing else, I wish she'd at least listen to that. :autism::feels:
 
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Oh Hamburgers said:
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"There came a time when I couldn't do those thing anymore."
You mean because around 11 years old you ballooned up to about 250 pounds?
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I'm not saying she wouldn't suffer from some degree of depression even if she were a normal weight, but does she really not see the connection between the weight gain and it getting worse? Jfc Amberlynn, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that the extra 400 pounds is making the depression exponentially worse than it needs to be.
 
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