Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[traviesa]

Oof, she wasn't kidding about the cat ears, they really are making a comeback

oh my god she literally looks like a fucking bull here or something she is HUGE

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

Jesus... She always used to harp on about how she has such a beautiful face. Well, even if she lost the weight, as evident in the before photo, she would still be a painfully generic white gorl.

Seriously. She looks like if Abigail Breslin got stung by a bunch of bees.

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I'm just going to leave this here.

Picture on the left- uploaded this video on 3/14/2014.
Picture on the right 3/22/2018- Her most recent weigh in video.

She has adopted two chins or is the third one her neck..

 

[neckyhamhock]

That video made me super aware of her foodgasm tell. How she thumbs up on something really good. It's like Foodie Beauty's eyeroll.

I WANT TO REQUEST someone make a fucking compilation of her foodgasm tell. It drives me up the fucking wall but lately it's been cracking me up because it makes her look like such a fatass.

 

[classtrash]

aggs gud

 

[neckyhamhock]

aggs gud

Her "ayygs" and "malk" drive me insane.

 

[traviesa]

i got bored and made an al bitmoji

those collarbones though

 

[Scaleghost]

i got bored and made an al bitmoji

those collarbones though

Like she could ever fit into any boots, where them stretched out flats gurl?

 

[frootloops]

Like she could ever fit into any boots, where them stretched out flats gurl?

lmao so true, also is the biggest size they allow up to on BitEmoji? lol

 

[neckyhamhock]

So I was watching some of her older videos and came across this one from Nov. 2016 where, at 1:40, Big AL talks about rarity's vet saying she could get fixed at 4 months, 2 months after this video was filmed sooo, Feb/March-ish. Literally a year before AL actually got the cat fixed?? Did anyone point this out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5BTo3Saq64

 

[plant boy]

Ok amber, but you’re allowed to wash your HANDS after handling raw chicken.

 

[pickleniggo]

It's going to be really interesting when Becky and Amber inevitably break up. Are Eric and Becky going to be airing literal dirty laundry again? Only time will tell.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

So I was watching some of her older videos and came across this one from Nov. 2016 where, at 1:40, Big AL talks about rarity's vet saying she could get fixed at 4 months, 2 months after this video was filmed sooo, Feb/March-ish. Literally a year before AL actually got the cat fixed?? Did anyone point this out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5BTo3Saq64

Wow! Great find! I actually don't think anyone has caught that!

I WANT TO REQUEST someone make a fucking compilation of her foodgasm tell. It drives me up the fucking wall but lately it's been cracking me up because it makes her look like such a fatass.

Someone, I don't remember who, already did it. Sorry I can't be more help in actually directing you to the video but yeah, it's already been done.

Sooo, is wearing your bra insanely high up on your back, an obese girl thing?

 

[Decubitus Ulcers]

OT: but holy shit the comment section on her latest video is roasting her like a goddamn marshmallow.

It’s so great.

 

[Totally Unique Username]

Sooo, is wearing your bra insanely high up on your back, an obese girl thing?



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That's a "can't find my fucking size anymore because I'm a hamplanet" thing. Seriously. Fat.

There's no support there. All the support in a bra is supposed to come from the band. It can't do that if it's up by your neck.

Walmart used to way back in the 80s sell bra extenders. Plus size stores like Catherines sell them now. Amazon sells them. They are dirt cheap. A couple of them (lezbreal five of them) is what she needs. She'd be so much more comfortable.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Sooo, is wearing your bra insanely high up on your back, an obese girl thing?



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This happens when you have an extremely old bra. It may be a bra that once fit perfectly like 5 years ago, but you got fat and stretched it out so in order to give your tits have some sort of support to have the straps on really tight. Your breast and chest fat are weighing down your bra causing band to ride up more. Getting an extended bra size is be very pricey and a lot of super morbidly obese people can't or won't spend 70 dollars a pop on a bra. You could buy a giant pizza feast instead, and you probably already out grew that largest band size of 52 inches.

 

[SueZ]

"i shower every day now"

 

[Rabbit Bones]

That poor guy. Amber was (literally) the biggest mistake he ever made. Ambers stinking cunt side, I have no idea what I would do if an ex messaged me asking what to do during sex. Just pretend you're eating some Cheesecake Factory and relax damn.

 

[Croissants]

Where did Amberlynn get her cats? She got Twinkie from a friend/relative of Destiny, right? What about the cats?
I was just wondering and I don't remember.

 

[GORL]

Where did Amberlynn get her cats? She got Twinkie from a friend/relative of Destiny, right? What about the cats?
I was just wondering and I don't remember.

She got Wasabi from a pet store. Maybe Pet's Mart or Petco. Rarity was found outside of her old apartment building. Then there's Jax, who I believe was found outside of Destiny's mom's house. I believe he's still unaltered as well. He went from the apartment with Wasabi and Rarity, to outside of Dana and Destiny's trailer, and now is back at Destiny's mom's house because "he's a good mouser."

 

[Hunni Stop]

You know what I think? I think Hamber & Necky really aren't trying to lose any weight. She loves the attention because she won't take any responsibility for eating like a pig. She has the nerve to force slop down Necky's throat when we all know Necky hates her cooking. Amber is doing this for the money and she is just going to keep gaining and gaining until all her ankle fat covers her feet and she is immobile. I've got to give it to her though, she's pretty wise when it comes to tricking her Hambabies. Necky is probably in on it too thus the reason for her lying about people calling her job just so she can collect money too. Two bumbling idiots with no ambition living in bumfuck Kentucky! Woo way to go !!

Necky despises Hamber on the low low. I can't wait for her to dump Hamber! Like Necky could do soooo much better in life. She needs to leave her ass in dusty Kenfucky and get back to working! Who the hell wants to stuff their face all day and stay couped up in a smelly room watching netflix and color all day? Well at least she has a car.