Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Spotted: Amberlynn Reid requesting a part two of Gabbie's What I Eat in a Day/ Weight Loss video.

I sense another chapter in ALR's weight loss saga is afoot.
 

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View attachment 413968 Interesting find in the “Dinner Ideas” vlog from yesterday

No FUCKING way. Didn't she cry over this guys' sob story and tell us what kind of dire straights he's in???.....and she didn't even fucking mail the $50 bucks to the guy?! Incredible. What a genuine piece of shit.

Hope the Texas Roadhouse was worth it Hamburger.
 
I was thinking about that stupid Torrid collage Amber did and realized that she doesn't create anything. Looking back at her concoctions and crafts, it's all about wasting - she take things and make them worse.

I'm not talking about quality, or lack thereof, of the things she does. I'm talking about purpose. Most people who have creative hobbies - be it painting miniatures or cross stitch - usually display their creations. Amber doesn't. She'll doodle on a piece of paper, then fold it and shove it in some corner, never to be seen again. She'll toss ingredients together and smother them in shit until the flavor is gone.

A few days ago another farmer (sorry, can't remember who) said they could see Amber knitting. I can't as I don't think she's capable of doing anything useful. In a way her choice in "crafts" reflects her life - she wastes and fucks up everything she does, rendering them useless and a waste of space and time.
 
Yeah... I'm watching it now. She even climbs the stairs like Amber said she did when they were at Destiny's moms house... crawling up them on all fours.
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But for real. Amber seriously looks like she's bigger than this chick.


Oooo, to be a fly on the wall when Amber watched this episode of a woman who appears to be smaller than her and probably struggles with the basic things Amber struggles with. Now she can no longer watch this show and feel like she's so far away from looking like them and being like them. haha
 
Oooo, to be a fly on the wall when Amber watched this episode of a woman who appears to be smaller than her and probably struggles with the basic things Amber struggles with. Now she can no longer watch this show and feel like she's so far away from looking like them and being like them. haha

Unfortunately she is delusional enough not to see it. She will still say “well she wesighs more. I’ll never get to that point.” She looks at the world with a different lens. Why would she collage that torrid stuff if she didn’t think that she was there or will get there. She would be wrong thinking either.
 
In the comment section of her latest video with the yellow goop, a lot of people have been asking why Amber can't just do something for Becky and watch the movie with her

It's interesting to realize that she refuses to do anything with Becky if she doesn't like it because they've had actual arguments about Amber refusing to do things Becky wants, yet Becky has to sit through shit Amber wants
 
I was thinking about that stupid Torrid collage Amber did and realized that she doesn't create anything. Looking back at her concoctions and crafts, it's all about wasting - she take things and make them worse.

I'm not talking about quality, or lack thereof, of the things she does. I'm talking about purpose. Most people who have creative hobbies - be it painting miniatures or cross stitch - usually display their creations. Amber doesn't. She'll doodle on a piece of paper, then fold it and shove it in some corner, never to be seen again. She'll toss ingredients together and smother them in shit until the flavor is gone.

A few days ago another farmer (sorry, can't remember who) said they could see Amber knitting. I can't as I don't think she's capable of doing anything useful. In a way her choice in "crafts" reflects her life - she wastes and fucks up everything she does, rendering them useless and a waste of space and time.
This is so true and I've never really looked at it that way. She does not have a creative bone in her body. The most creative she's ever been was wearing her shirt backward. I don't think she has any authenticity and that's essential to creativity. You can't create something original without know who you are and what your POV is. Wow. She really is two dimensional.
 
Didn't she say at some point that she didn't like cake?

Of course she doesn't. If you ever see her eating cake, it's because it accidentally fell into her hands somehow. She probably only had a few bites before she gagged from all the sugar, honest! If she eats a whole cake, it was just a rage induced binge caused by her depression. Not her fault! Otherwise, it's only the finest, super healthy, low-sodium, extra beany, tubed turkey, zucchini, mushroom, and spinach chili for our gorl.
 
Amber is allergic to eggs, but she still eats them. Amber doesn't like pizza, but she's done at least 2 pizza mookbongs, buys frozen pizza, and was given a gift card for Little Caesar's last year. Amber said bananas make her sick, but she ate a couple on camera once. And Amber doesn't like cake, but she bought an ice cream cake at Walmart not long after she moved in with Becky. They also bought a regular cake when they were staying with Becky's sister and Amber talked about how good it looked. It was in a recent video.

There's not a food Amber won't eat, no matter what she might say.
 
Yeah... I'm watching it now. She even climbs the stairs like Amber said she did when they were at Destiny's moms house... crawling up them on all fours.
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But for real. Amber seriously looks like she's bigger than this chick.

And that's the angle she looks the largest from, too. In the scenes where she was standing I would've guessed her at a solid 100 pounds lighter than AL.

In the comment section of her latest video with the yellow goop, a lot of people have been asking why Amber can't just do something for Becky and watch the movie with her

It's interesting to realize that she refuses to do anything with Becky if she doesn't like it because they've had actual arguments about Amber refusing to do things Becky wants, yet Becky has to sit through shit Amber wants

Not that we needed proof, but to be honest, that's just more evidence that her relationship with Becky is absolute best case scenario a rebound, and worst case, a narcissistic codependency. Maybe (probably) a little of both. If she genuinely loved Becky she'd want to spend time with her and would enjoy the movie because she'd love watching Becky's reactions to it and seeing her so excited and happy.
 
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“iVe hAD aN EgG aLleRgY SinCe a LiTtlE GoRl” lmaoo she lies about the most stupid irrelevant shit ever.
Because she's addicted to being a fucking victim and needs the pity to survive.

People with autism tend to have a lot of sensory issues. They almost always will choose comfortable clothes over "appropriate" clothes. I don't think we've seen Krystle in anything besides fairly loose fitting t-shirts and pants. Many people with autism have discomfort when having their hair pulled/pinned back/up, so having bangs allows her to wear her hair loose and unpinned without it falling in her eyes (still looks messy but functionally it works, she can see). Autism also presents with a general disregard for hygiene, so the bangs are a style that can be maintained with minimal brushing and basically no styling. Not to mention if Krystle really has the self-image and social-anxiety issues AL has hinted at, her hair is probably a security blanket of sorts for her. Also, people with autism just aren't fond of change. They like routine and predictability.

There's a lot of reasons why Krystle has kept that awful haircut for years and all of them have to do with autism but I don't think it has much to do with her parents liking how it looks. I think they probably realize that it makes her happy and comfortable and they've decided to pick their battles.
Is she actually autistic or is this just speculation? I think it's just as plausible she's just fucking weird and boring. Or just really uncomfortable in front of a camera.

4 separate carbs in one slop stew, also OK.
I am so fucking triggered by her use of 4+ different carbs in shit, maybe because growing up we just used ONE carb in things. Rice OR Pasta OR Potatoes, etc. She, herself, is just a giant fucking noodle; a cheesy extra large shell.

Amber is allergic to eggs, but she still eats them. Amber doesn't like pizza, but she's done at least 2 pizza mookbongs, buys frozen pizza, and was given a gift card for Little Caesar's last year. Amber said bananas make her sick, but she ate a couple on camera once. And Amber doesn't like cake, but she bought an ice cream cake at Walmart not long after she moved in with Becky. They also bought a regular cake when they were staying with Becky's sister and Amber talked about how good it looked. It was in a recent video.

There's not a food Amber won't eat, no matter what she might say.
NOT TRUE, she wouldn't eat that weird chicken foot thing that one time lol
 
NOT TRUE, she wouldn't eat that weird chicken foot thing that one time lol

But then loved the Caribbean rice and was amazed by how good it was because she doesn't understand how to make anything other than white rice (which she's shit at anyway).

If she knew how to season things, maybe she wouldn't drop so much money going out to stuff her face with shit that has flavor.
 
If she knew how to season things, maybe she wouldn't drop so much money going out to stuff her face with shit that has flavor.
I don't think Amber over eats because she likes food, she over eats to feel full. Flavor doesn't matter to her, kind of like an alcoholic who will drink rubbing alcohol when they can't get their hands on anything else.
 
Not that we needed proof, but to be honest, that's just more evidence that her relationship with Becky is absolute best case scenario a rebound, and worst case, a narcissistic codependency. Maybe (probably) a little of bolth. If she genuinely loved Becky she'd want to spend time with her and would enjoy the movie because she'd love watching Becky's reactions to it and seeing her so excited and happy.

She didn't treat Destiny much better. IIRC, Amber didnt go watch the latest Star Wars movie w/ Destiny despite how important it was to her. It's pretty obvious that what AL is really looking for is a carer under the guise of a partner. She's not mature enough for a relationship that isn't one-sided or codependent unfortunately.
 
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