Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 554 15.7%

  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,630 74.4%
  • Total voters
    3,533
ihavent_ee_uhn said:
lol what? I'm calm dude. I didn't get the joke.
Click to expand...

ihavent_ee_uhn said:
I want to see this happen. We can be :optimistic: all we want (or just claim to be) about this relationship, but I want to see this shit fall apart.

Becky and the boys need to waaaake up. Mostly Eric/Ricky need to snap NoNeckBecks out of it. I know Eric is no angel, I really don't care. I came here for AL. But maybe they finally realized that AL will never change and they will be forced to be caretakers to a screaming bed-bound toddler if Becky decides to stick by this cow... and they will suffer as well.

But just... why, Becky? She doesn't seem to be getting anything out of this relationship. Just companionship...? Just to say you have a girlfriend? She's always driving her around, dealing with her blackout binges (which we all know are just childish tantrums), making her eat her gross sloppy "healthy" soups and Grockpot... whatever meals..., her obnoxious screeching, and shoving a camera in her face when she obviously doesn't enjoy it. The most recent vlogs showing the most evidence of her not in the mood to be filmed.

She admittedly only contacted AL in the first place because she was afraid of her killing herself because of her self-made hate on YT. Thing is Amber is too narcissistic, completely un-self-aware, and in complete denial of her actions that may have any semblance of consequences or require any responsibility to do anything as severe as that... which is ironic because she's literally killing herself by eating food until she explodes.

It's everyone else that's the problem. In her mind, she is right. She is ALWAYS right and blames everyone else for her problems. Whether it's her drug-riddled parents, her foster care, her BED (aka food addiction...where'd that come from, I wonder?), or her fat-shaming haters on YouTube or here on Kiwi. Nah, Amber, gorl.... you're just a self-fulfilling lolcow. Whether you think you're just "trolling" us or not. And I thank you for it.

Call it late or whatever, I know we've reviewed all this shit before.... but I'm sooo bored.
Click to expand...
ihavent_ee_uhn said:
Maybe it's some lingo I don't understand, do you mean throwing shade? I know he does that, but is there actual proof of this besides dirty looks (maybe some rolled eyes) when he thinks no one is filming and and mumbled offhand comments during Eric's vlogs? And they weren't even directly towards Becky.

And, I mean I don't understand if you mean he's been currently trying to "snap" Becks out of this shit.
Click to expand...
 
  • Dumb
  • Autistic
  • Disagree
Reactions: Will'o'the'wisp, ThatAnorexicCunt, Pineapple Fox and 24 others
Haven't seen these posted yet but they're a few days old from her curvycaloriess account.

ySeMoYq.jpg


cnLEkCT.jpg

PpxauBh.jpg

O2gUwsW.jpg

CfKVL7N.jpg

EbsIqu5.jpg


So is that in addition to the smoothie she drinks because she "doesn't like" eating right after she wakes up, or was that a lie too?

IoXWxdO.jpg
 
  • Informative
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Kaker Cake, dookerbewitt, BeebTheMilch and 13 others
ihavent_ee_uhn said:
Oookaaay, don't know why you're quoting me... but I'm not sure what you're trying to get at. All I was saying was that I didn't get the original "necks" joke. That's all.
Click to expand...
Chill. the motto of this site is 'lol calm down'. I get it if you like dont hang out on forums often unless youre bored, or dont get it, i dont mind, but dont rise to peoples bait and cajoling you. You only give them more shit to make fun of you for when you take seriously them calling you a faggot.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: ThatAnorexicCunt, MADHOE, Barbarella and 14 others
DuckSucker said:
Chill. the motto of this site is 'lol calm down'. I get it if you like dont hang out on forums often unless youre bored, or dont get it, i dont mind, but dont rise to peoples bait and cajoling you. You only give them more shit to make fun of you for when you take seriously them calling you a faggot.
Click to expand...

Yeah I walked right into that 'lol calm down' motto. But no, I only meant I was bored because AL wasn't providing us of any content to comment on, that's all. And that's... pretty much it.
 
Last edited:
  • Autistic
  • Dumb
  • Feels
Reactions: Will'o'the'wisp, ThatAnorexicCunt, This comment matters and 10 others
Okay thread has been derailed long enough!

Back to guessing whether or not AL ate Eric.


Blast from the past, hmmm talk about foreshadowing

She has no person in her life that is willing to hold her ham hocks to the fire and keep her on track. Her ex Kristel and her parents did that for her and with impressive results but as Amber got more and more into You Tube she started gaining back her weight and then some at an incredible rate.
When she met Dusty she went all off the rails, including her attitude. I feel her watching a lot of You Tubers like Trasha Paytas and other vloggers who love to act out and act like idiot fools she started mimicing their demionrs and became more and more self indulgent. Her shopping got out of hand as did her eating, if she wasnt eating she was shopping or bolth.
You Tube fucked her up even harder because she doesn't know who the fuck she is. She has no personality she just mimics those around her.
Dusty had no self control and was only 20 when they got together and somehow Dusty was her caretaker even though Amber was 5 years Dustys senior.
Necky is too introverted and meek to pipe up and the gays don't care at all.
Amber will find another one eventually but at this rate shes running out of time, shes really looking horrible, her lips are all broken out, her eyes and knuckles are darker than ever and her face has ballooned up.
If she makes it to 30 without a heart attack or DVT I would be shocked.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Borbie Dahl, ThatAnorexicCunt, Oh Hamburgers and 30 others
Sliced Bacon has generally not much calories (since its thinly sliced), and the best thing is, you dont need extra butter to fry the eggs in.
But if its precooked, that does not work. And if she does not eat the eggs raw, she at least forgot the butter or oil she fryed them in? Dont look like boiled eggs either, but maybe I am wrong.
Amber, if you eat precooked stuff that is empty calories, you will not loose weight in long stance.
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Borbie Dahl and SweetHoneyIcedTea
Rokko said:
Sliced Bacon has generally not much calories (since its thinly sliced), and the best thing is, you dont need extra butter to fry the eggs in.
But if its precooked, that does not work. And if she does not eat the eggs raw, she at least forgot the butter or oil she fryed them in? Dont look like boiled eggs either, but maybe I am wrong.
Amber, if you eat precooked stuff that is empty calories, you will not loose weight in long stance.
Click to expand...

She scrambles them in a teflon pan with no butter or oil. She claims she doesn't like butter.
 
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: Kaker Cake, CindyChafe, BhertMern and 5 others
497 said:
I think she is taking some days off. Can't expect our dainty gorl to be working every day. Or you know, she might have a real job besides youtube.
Click to expand...
This land mass will never have a job so long as she can profit over her morbid obesity and find dumpy sped lesbos in her local piggly wiggly to live off of.
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: ThatAnorexicCunt, niente, Hot Cheeto Gorl and 15 others
It's Easter. Fuck her "job," fuck Becky, fuck everything. There's chocolate to inhale.

She probably stole all Little Timmy's (or whatever that annoying wee bastard is called) Easter Ayurgs - cos she's deffo not allergic to that type of ayurg - and is in a chocolate-induced coma.

'S weird. Not only did Becky go to her Mom's without Amber, but if she stayed at Becky's sister does that mean neither the sister nor her family went? We're supposed to believe Little Timmy would rather spend Easter with Amber than with his Grandma? Ooookay.

Not very tinfoil, but maybe the queens wanted some time to themselves. It's pretty common in house-share situations that a couple gets alone-time and if Becky is away they'd expect her to take her pet boulder with her. It'd really screw up your romantic weekend knowing she's lurking there in her porch.

Not very dramatic, sorry. I too want to believe...
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: ThatAnorexicCunt, niente, Gunslinger and 30 others
Derpaherp said:
She didn't even "fill" in her brows, or whatever she calls what she does to them, back then. Her face fat has literally pulled her brows into non-existence.
Click to expand...
ahw look, she had something that resembled a face and a neck.


me thinks she is just binging like hell and doing meaningless ghings with becky while being too lazy to vlog about it
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: ThatAnorexicCunt, Hot Cheeto Gorl, CindyChafe and 9 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back