Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Long time lurker]

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I totally thought this was posted on the parody account. It's not.

I lideraly LOL'ed. I know I'm repeating myself, but sometimes Amber sounds like an alien who can't quite grasp how to be human (also, Terry Pratchett's Death character).

a dainty princess who would never admit to eating such low quality unhealthy food like little debbie or subway.

TBH, some of the stuff from Subway is healthier than most of the shit she eats.

 

[classtrash]

TBH, some of the stuff from Subway is healthier than most of the shit she eats.

Oh believe me, I know. I only named subway because AL would never admit to paying $5-8 a meal. She's fancy and needs her Cheesecake Factory prices. The higher the price, the healthier to her.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

Holy shit. Pink Fairy is like if Amy and Amber ran across the room from opposite ends, jumped, and collided to fuse into one enormous, cock-eyed mountain of jittery, jiggly flesh.

Have to admit, though, she’s actually somewhat likable from what I’ve seen.

 

[GORL]

 

[She Who Dealt It]

Pink Fairy has commented a sweet message followed by a string of butterfly and heart emojis on every AL video for at least a couple of years now. As far as I know, she has never once been acknowledged by Amber.

 

[Long time lurker]

Slicing =/= cooking. Great idea, though(not!). Lets get all those veggies good and oxidized.

 

[pickleniggo]

Pink Fairy has commented a sweet message followed by a string of butterfly and heart emojis on every AL video for at least a couple of years now. As far as I know, she has never once been acknowledged by Amber.

Amber should be nicer so she has someone to leech off of when Becky throws her out.

 

[Shallow_Hal]

I bet when Becky goes out with the boys AL just has her pick up the binge foods. She doesn’t have to leave her pig pen and actually walk but she still gets her precious ice cream and chips, win win for her. She probably just bribes Becky with letting her buy herself something as well, that way Becky gets something out of it too. Even when Becky and AL are home and the boys are going out, they probably still ask them to pick them up whatever, since they’re there anyways getting groceries. They can’t stand AL and probably just hearing her breathe makes them want to punch her lights out lol so I’m sure they don’t “mind” getting AL her binge food. They sit back and watch her binge , meanwhile they’re doing great on their diets, talk about looking over at AL and having instant weight loss inspiration at all times

 

[foodiebloobie]

Hannah and Rafe are back in Hamber's good graces according to her most recent "explanation" video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXyKNyxJrrw

Summarized:

-Today is their 1 yr ani and Amber is super sad that their car isn't fixed and their plans fell through.
-Rafe messaged hamber at some point.
-wanted to keep their friendship a "Secret" so Hamber wouldn't vlog when they would hang out.
-When the car broke down they were already with Hannah and Rafe which is why they bailed them out. Our Goorl makes it perfectly clear that she did NOT ask them for help because they were her last resort
-Becky has a sinus infection and high blood pressure.
-They don't want to ask Eric and Ricky to drive them anywhere but still asked for a ride to Kroger because it's Eric and Ricky's "gym day"
and kroger is really close by.
- Twinkies nails are a "hot topic". Amber is too retarded to trust herself with clipping twinkies nails so she has to take her to a groomer.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Hannah and Rafe are back in Hamber's good graces according to her most recent "explanation" video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXyKNyxJrrw

Summarized:

-Today is their 1 yr ani and Amber is super sad that their car isn't fixed and their plans fell through.
-Rafe messaged hamber at some point.
-wanted to keep their friendship a "Secret" so Hamber wouldn't vlog when they would hang out.
-When the car broke down they were already with Hannah and Rafe which is why they bailed them out. Our Goorl makes it perfectly clear that she did NOT ask them for help because they were her last resort
-Becky has a sinus infection and high blood pressure.
-They don't want to ask Eric and Ricky to drive them anywhere but still asked for a ride to Kroger because it's Eric and Ricky's "gym day"
and kroger is really close by.
- Twinkies nails are a "hot topic". Amber is too exceptional to trust herself with clipping twinkies nails so she has to take her to a groomer.

There is a thread for this.

 

[foodiebloobie]

There is a thread for this.

Sorry, I'm still new here.

 

[traviesa]

amber did the zoom-ins on becky in the last vlog as shade and because she knew we’d make comments about her teeth/stomach and whatever else she zoomed in on. hamber trying to get the heat off of herself.

but in the new ‘explaining what happened’ vlog al was SO uncomfortable with becky standing behind her talking with her arms on her shoulders. which was weird. amber like quickly rubbed her arm and was asking if she wanted her to move like? no, bitch. that’s your girlfriend? can she not touch you? fucking weirdo - their relationship is so awkward and forced. if you listen to al when she talks to becky all of her responses to her are very awkward/fake concerned comments/questions and then she’ll just start talking about something completely random when ever becky’s done. it’s like she can’t even pretend to care about what becky has to say.

 

[mama Lazarou]

Any thoughts on what the hell she was even going for in this one?

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I ll bet good money it's about necky and her family.

 

[Malibougie]

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She’s chopping veggies so that they will pick them as a snack over chips or something convenient, but unhealthy. Sure Jan.

How about not having chips or other unhealthy things in the house to choose from in the first place?

 

[Whatthefuck]

She’s chopping veggies so that they will pick them as a snack over chips or something convenient, but unhealthy. Sure Jan.

How about not having chips or other unhealthy things in the house to choose from in the first place?

I mean, she could actually binge on vegetables, like full out binge and she'd be better off than what she's doing now. Instead, she takes anything remotely healthy and Ambers it up into the nastiest, most sodium laden, carbtastic "creation" imaginable with a nice slick of fat on the top because she doesn't drain her meat. Ugh.

 

[literally low-key]

I ll bet good money it's about necky and her family.

The "sour" may be about Necky's lemon fetish.

 

[sunnyflowers99]

Of course she would like that.

 

[angelicbitch]

Of course she would like that. View attachment 425372

She won't judge others on their writing...
But will judge another fat girl who goes out to eat
But will judge cheaters even though her and Destiny have cheated
But will judge the haydurs who still call her out on her BS rape allegations

Ok, Amber lmao

EDIT:

I can't

 

[Scaleghost]

She shared her myfitnesspal account on twitter lol. Her account says she's lost 5lbs total so I guess she went back to 497? And is now 492 again? Who knows. Or maybe she didn't even put her highest weight on there, which is strange considering how much she loves to brag about all the weight she's lost.

 

[Ambien Greed]

Becky is pissing me off more now. She has just as much of a “poor me” attitude as AL. Everyone gets sick, this bitch doesn’t have a job and still complains that she feels ‘awful’. They’re made for each other. Two peas in a Hamber soup.