Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Has anyone else noticed how much amber mentions water in every freaking vlog for the past 2 weeks........ i had to make a compilation video on just how much she does.. drives me nuts.


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I’m sorry off topic but her eyebrows are fucking infuriating. Does she fill them in with an orange pencil?
 
Becky seems to be done with AL. I truly wonder how she will get out of it. I bet the boys would help her, but how will they remove AL?

From the last few videos it seems that Becky is trying to go back to a decent sleeping schedule.

If I was Becky I'd get a part time job in the morning, open another bank account (better yet, a savings account) and save every single penny she could. Amber would never find out because by the time she gets up Becky would be back in the house for a few hours already.

If the thing preventing her from kicking Amber out is just the car payments, put pen to paper and calculate how much Amber contributed towards it, and when she's ready, pay Amber back and kick her out.

TBH, if it was me, I wouldn't even wait until I had enough money to pay Amber back. As long as I had a gig that paid for my part of rent I'd give her a 30 day notice to move.
I'd also give Amber give her a time frame for her to pay me back the money I invested in the car, and one week or two to move the car the fuck out of my property (If Amber couldn't pay me back/tow the car elsewhere, then she'd have to agree to sell the car to me).
 
From the last few videos it seems that Becky is trying to go back to a decent sleeping schedule.

If I was Becky I'd get a part time job in the morning, open another bank account (better yet, a savings account) and save every single penny she could. Amber would never find out because by the time she gets up Becky would be back in the house for a few hours already.

If the thing preventing her from kicking AOut is just the car payments, put pen to paper and calculate how much Amber contributed towards it, and when she's ready, pay Amber back and kick her out.

TBH, if it was me, I wouldn't even wait until I had enough money to pay Amber back. As long as I had a gig that paid for my part of rent I'd give her a 30 day notice to move.
I'd also give Amber give her a time frame for her to pay me back the money I invested in the car, and one week or two to move the car the fuck out of my property (If Amber couldn't pay me back/tow the car elsewhere, then she'd have to agree to sell the car to me).
Becky could gain a lot of independence very quickly just by getting a secret first shift part time job.
 
This video is so iconic.

Amber's balloon glove hand reaching out for the cheesecake
Amber ranting about how Destiny looks like a girl, and not a boy
Amber leaving a passive aggressive note even though she likes to act confrontational
Amber shitting on girls who wear t-shirt dresses because they're "too short" even though she knows she'd wear them if she was an actual normal weight
Amber passing a mirror on her scooter

:story:
 
This video is so iconic.

Amber's balloon glove hand reaching out for the cheesecake
Amber ranting about how Destiny looks like a girl, and not a boy
Amber leaving a passive aggressive note even though she likes to act confrontational
Amber shitting on girls who wear t-shirt dresses because they're "too short" even though she knows she'd wear them if she was an actual normal weight
Amber passing a mirror on her scooter

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For the most part now she seems to not shit on other girls for wearing “slutty” clothes, but it has been a hilarious aspect of her videos over the years. The comments about “inappropriateness” laced with pure concentrated jealousy, while she herself is the picture of tasteless juvenile idiocy
 
For the most part now she seems to not shit on other girls for wearing “slutty” clothes, but it has been a hilarious aspect of her videos over the years. The comments about “inappropriateness” laced with pure concentrated jealousy, while she herself is the picture of tasteless juvenile idiocy

Comments about “inappropriately” dressed girls; loves Miley Cyrus who routinely appears in little or no clothing. We see you, Amberlynn.
 
This video is so iconic.

Amber's balloon glove hand reaching out for the cheesecake
Amber ranting about how Destiny looks like a girl, and not a boy
Amber leaving a passive aggressive note even though she likes to act confrontational
Amber shitting on girls who wear t-shirt dresses because they're "too short" even though she knows she'd wear them if she was an actual normal weight
Amber passing a mirror on her scooter

:story:

T-shirt dresses... AL has started to wear those sleep shirts as regular shirts. And I'm not sure if Becky could get a secret job. If they sleep together and AL wakes up in the middle of the night for sleep apnea or to eat then she'd notice Becky not sleeping next to her.
 
Ugh.... yes. Thank you for making this! I mean for fucks sakes AL, drinking water is not going to make you lose 300 pounds!

She started heavily drinking water immediately after one of her videos had a comment from one of her supporters saying their grandparents lost such-and-such amount of weight when they started drinking a shit load of water. Just something I noticed.
 
And I'm not sure if Becky could get a secret job. If they sleep together and AL wakes up in the middle of the night for sleep apnea or to eat then she'd notice Becky not sleeping next to her.
Becky is an adult and she can get a job whether Amber wants her to or not. Amber might get mad but what's she gonna do? Go online and look for a new servant?

The smartest thing Becky and the boys could do is look for a new place to live and sign a lease without Amber. When their current lease is up, they'd get to move on and Amber would have to start fending for herself like an actual adult.
 
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She retweeted this. The only reason they would maybe ask about her is because she's a damn mess.
 
Any predictions as to what she will do when she hits 500 pounds in the next weight "loss" update? If not next week then the week after. Will she minimize it and act as she usually does, dodging any responsibility and drowning in denial? Or is there enough sanity left in her brain to actually have a proper reaction to being over 500 lbs?

Edit: Whoops, wrote 600 instead of 500.
 
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Any predictions as to what she will do when she hits 600 pounds in the next weight "loss" update? If not next week then the week after. Will she minimize it and act as she usually does, dodging any responsibility and drowning in denial? Or is there enough sanity left in her brain to actually have a proper reaction to being over 600 lbs?

She has this weird mental block at 500 that might've been useful about 350 pounds earlier. I don't think she'll fess up to weighing 500 until she's a good 20-30 past it.
 
I'm extremely surprised no weens have tried to troll Big Albert posin as a hot lesbian by now, and try to get her to meetup with them.
I thought that was Becky? Jokes aside, that would have to be one hell of a person to try to woo AL. She seems to expect her innernet lovers to showers her with tech and cash before she meets them.
 
Any predictions as to what she will do when she hits 500 pounds in the next weight "loss" update? If not next week then the week after. Will she minimize it and act as she usually does, dodging any responsibility and drowning in denial? Or is there enough sanity left in her brain to actually have a proper reaction to being over 500 lbs?

Edit: Whoops, wrote 600 instead of 500.
Either she will make the saddest pity me sit down video with 20 ads OR see the 500 mark on the scale and clean up her act just enough to get right under it for the next weigh in (which I'm sure has occurred more than once already).
 
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