Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[BoundByEarth.]

"Tits" out for jeebus.

 

[Bee Scout]

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@BoundByEarth. you did us dirty. how do I purge this from my memory

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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"Tits" out for jeebus.

Why do I torture myself

 

[Ellana]

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"Tits" out for jeebus.

Those aren't tits. That's a giant fat crease. Her tits start at the very bottom of the picture.

 

[pickleniggo]

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I wasn't aware they made a snapchat filter that places a sad, flat butt on your chest.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I wasn't aware they made a snapchat filter that places a sad, flat butt on your chest.

I scrolled past it quickly and doubled back thinking she took a snap with Becky's ass in her face.
I was convinced I knew what I had seen, I was wrong.
Those are some seriously sad tits.

 

[another day another binge]

Amberlynn is so hot, she totally proved us wrong. She's just a chubby gal you guis, she looks completely normal, not like those people on my 600 lb life. She can walk and such.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

 

[W00K #17]

I scrolled past it quickly and doubled back thinking she took a snap with Becky's ass in her face.
I was convinced I knew what I had seen, I was wrong.
Those are some seriously sad tits.

I like to say "meh tits are more fun than no tits" but I'm rethinking my feelings about that motto now.

::vomits onto page 46::

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

We're only seeing the tip of the iceberg. I would love to see an artist's interpretation of what is going on in the rest of the photo.

 

[C3PBRO]

She legit thinks she's hot. I know she says occasionally that she doesn't think she's pretty, but it's all just fishing for asspats. Nobody who genuinely thinks they're unattractive takes this many photos of themselves.

 

[TwatWaffle]

There's no fucking way within the laws of physics that a 42" band is fitting around AL's planetoid-shaped body. As said above she's at *least* in the 50" zone. Remember, band size is the distance around the rib cage; it has nothing to do with the size of one's breasts.

I would bet she is pushing at least 60" at 500 el bees

 

[theriddler3]

Everytime I see that ginormous ass, I can't help but wonder why her damn knees haven't buckled and given up entirely. It hurts my knees just to look at her. I can't help but feel bad for her- it's a flesh prison of her own doing, but it's a fucking painful flesh prison. Gorl, seriously, just get a scooter already. We all know she's not gonna lose the weight.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

I would bet she is pushing at least 60" at 500 el bees

This model on the Torrid website probably has a 40-42 inch band bc her chest is fairly wide. Like, Amber does not have a 42 inch chest. Even if her fat is distributed to her bottom half more. She is probably around a 55 C or D. Women who have 42 inch band sizes still look like normal women, not gigantic blob monsters with 12 inches of cleavage (chest fat).

 

[JerkyPirate]

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I love how the filter's glasses aren't wide enough for her moon face.

 

[angelicbitch]

This model on the Torrid website probably has a 40-42 inch band bc her chest is fairly wide. Like, Amber does not have a 42 inch chest. Even if her fat is distributed to her bottom half more. She is probably around a 55 C or D. Women who have 42 inch band sizes still look like normal women, not gigantic blob monsters with 12 inches of cleavage (chest fat).

Don't know her band size, but she's said that she wears a B cup.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Don't know her band size, but she's said that she wears a B cup.

Even if given the opportunity she would just buy another bra that doesn't fit and wear it under her armpits. None of her clothes fit. Everything she has is too tight, right down to her shoes. She must be so uncomfortable all day. No wonder she switches to wearing blankets when she isn't vlogging.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Even if given the opportunity she would just buy another bra that doesn't fit and wear it under her armpits. None of her clothes fit. Everything she has is too tight, right down to her shoes. She must be so uncomfortable all day. No wonder she switches to wearing blankets when she isn't vlogging.

I mean, let's face it. She doesn't have to wear a bra. One of her many stomachs support her disproportionately small breasts. If she's going to wear a bra she should wear it backwards and try to support the back boobies.

 

[CindyChafe]

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Looks like her head is on top of an Ass crack.

TFW you're clavicle looks more like an ass. Everything's backwards on AL.

Edit: looks like that's a very common observation.

 

[8008135]

Don't know her band size, but she's said that she wears a B cup.

I sure she thinks that's what she wears, but she's also never worn a properly-fitted bra in her life (and unfortunately, most normal women haven't either).