Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[angelicbitch]

I think AL is making up the visit from Animal Control and that Eric is in on it. I think she saw null on here condemning people that would call, and she thought if she acted like she's being harassed she could get some kiwis in trouble. Just my theory.

Nah, there was some crazy girl on Twitter constantly tweeting at Amber that her uncle worked in AC in her area and that they were going to go to her house because she reported Amber. I posted about it a bit back. I don't doubt that she contacted AC like an idiot.

That's how it started with Krystle, vague tweeting during her relationship with Kasey.

The Kasey/Krystle cheating scandal was on FB

 

[Cauliflower Gorl]

Scenario:
what if, in some fucked up imaginary emergency situation, AL absolutely had to drive “their”car to get Hamb and Necks to safety. I’m talking no contact w/ people, the only option would be AL driving the vehicle to save them with B riding shotgun.
There’s no way she could drive at this estimated weight of 520 elbees. Her legs wouldn’t be able to move around enough to use the gas and brake pedals and her stomach/ass would be spilling over onto the fucking gear shift. She might not even be able to turn the steering wheel due to her protruding gut. They would fucking die in this situation due to her size.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Anyone with eyes can see that Amber's and Becky's relationship is just like two friends living together. Romantic and physical attraction along with emotional and sexual chemistry separates friendships from relationships. These two have zero chemistry, the same thing happened with Krystle, they were just friends. Amber and Dusty however seemed to have some flirtatious conversations and a little chemistry.
That being said, Dusty and Amber were together for about a year and a half. Necky and Amber have been together now about a year and three months (I believe). I'm really hoping for a breakup in the next 3 months.

 

[EH 110]

IBecky was nothing but a rebound but she's still holding on because she's scared of being alone. They really do seem to bring out the worst in each other. At least with Dusty she had a job for a little while, but with Becky all she has done is gain weight and become more depressed.
I hope they break up soon for the sake of both of them.

I hope they break up because they're boring together. That includes Eric and Rickie, too. I don't understand why people keep saying they feel sorry for Becky. Becky chooses to cater to Amber's whims because she's too lazy to work. She's happy enough getting her Hot Topic shirts and bargain DVDs as payment for driving Big Amber. She's a dull person who never seems to smile and joke. She has no ambition or personality. I wasn't a huge Dustin fan, either, but at least she entertained us with her sped behaviors. Watching Dustin play with toys at Walmart was a hundred times more interesting than anything I've seen Becky do.

 

[The game master]

Do Amber and Becky even spend enough time apart for Amber to be able to look for a new girlfriend?

Idk dude I think ambers one of those people who never lets Becky see her phone, cause she when was filming with her phone and made Becky vlog and got a message she’s take the phone right back, and now that she vlogs with a camera Becky will never have her phone in her hands again. If Becky ever got suspicious she could just says she’s texting her “friend” and would becky even say anything to amber about it other than a passive aggressive side remark? She’s to much of a pussy to do anything about if amber really was talking to someone else cause ambers got her trained pretty well, that doesn’t mean I actually think amber is talking to any one else but you don’t have to be apart to flirt with people on the internet she could be doing it right I front of Becky face if she were

I decided to edit another Yeats poem, this time the magnificent Leda and the Swan which has been called the greatest poem of the 20th century. This poem was inspired in particular by Amber's many "eating out" vlogs. I decided on "fatted" rather than "fattened" because of its abbatoir connotations.

Feeder and the Swan

A sudden vlog: the hot wings dripping still
Above the slavering gorl, her eyes obsessed
By the aeygg sauce, lips pouting in duck's bill
She holds the chicken breast against her breast.

How can those sausagelike fat fingers push
The deep fried glory from her transfixed eyes?
And how can Becky, eating in a rush,
But play the gorlfriend part while Amber lies?

A shudder in pork loins engenders there
The finished meal, the ninety dollar tab
And Amberlynn Reid fed.
Being so fatted up,
So weighted by the brute blood of the air,
Did she bother to sign off and chin dab
Before her trembling legs could let her drop?

Lips pouting in duck bill is literally the greatest thing ever, it’s way to early for this and I laughed way to loud at that

 

[Strong Tomato]

I hope they break up because they're boring together. That includes Eric and Rickie, too. I don't understand why people keep saying they feel sorry for Becky. Becky chooses to cater to Amber's whims because she's too lazy to work. She's happy enough getting her Hot Topic shirts and bargain DVDs as payment for driving Big Amber. She's a dull person who never seems to smile and joke. She has no ambition or personality. I wasn't a huge Dustin fan, either, but at least she entertained us with her sped behaviors. Watching Dustin play with toys at Walmart was a hundred times more interesting than anything I've seen Becky do.

I honestly think Becky used to actually show emotions. She would smile more, sometimes laugh, and seemed happy for the most part. I have definitely seen a difference lately. She seems, in a way, dead inside. I can't even imagine how awful it must be to basically be a caretaker for your "significant other" and get absolutely nothing in return besides material items. I don't feel bad for her, because she does absolutely nothing to change her situation, but you can physically see how she has changed since being with Amber. She has gained weight, and lost any happiness she once had. She rarely even sees her family anymore and that was a huge part of her life when they first started dating. I hope they separate soon because Becky, and even Eric and Ricky will have better lives because of it.

 

[EH 110]

I honestly think Becky used to actually show emotions. She would smile more, sometimes laugh, and seemed happy for the most part. I have definitely seen a difference lately. She seems, in a way, dead inside. I can't even imagine how awful it must be to basically be a caretaker for your "significant other" and get absolutely nothing in return besides material items. I don't feel bad for her, because she does absolutely nothing to change her situation, but you can physically see how she has changed since being with Amber. She has gained weight, and lost any happiness she once had. She rarely even sees her family anymore and that was a huge part of her life when they first started dating. I hope they separate soon because Becky, and even Eric and Ricky will have better lives because of it.

Maybe you're right about Becky. Watching the videos day after day, the change might have been so gradual I hadn't really noticed. I know Becky always seemed happier around Eric and Rickie, but Amber doesn't show them much anymore. I do remember Becky talking about her nephew's death last winter. She said he died 10 years ago and she still gets depressed for about 6 months every year. I don't know if that's what is bothering her right now. I'm guessing she gets meds from a general doctor and not an actual psychiatrist (like Amber) because she also talked about therapy not working for her. Lazy people like Becky will talk to one therapist and quit when they don't click with that person, rather than try to find someone else who might be able to help. Still, I don't feel bad for her. When I think of Becky, I think of how she embarrassed her ex (Nena? Nina?) by posting underwear pics on Facebook and admitting that she was using her. I also don't like an able-bodied 27/28 year old deciding they're too good to work. This group makes each other miserable, but no one seems eager to change.

 

[Shallow_Hal]

I think AL also tweets dumb shit to try and make Becky "jealous." We know they argue alot and we have seen AL get pissed and run into her filming room, followed by Becky right at her heels apologizing. I bet when they argue she goes and vague tweets trying to get Becky to apologize or some dumb childish shit. Whereas normal couple could flash their boobs or something AL has to resort to this lol I think IRL (not what al wants to camera show us) she's a VERY jealous person. I bet Becky gets accused of looking at women and stuff and AL needs constant reassurance about beckys love for her. Lol. That's just my theory on the stupid tweets. '

 

[Long time lurker]

Probably a completely horseshit thought but wouldn't she make more money actually losing weight? Although, I suppose flailing around Walmart or TJ Maxx can be entertaining to some...can you imagine actual weight loss and life changes? She'd be sponsored by Fit shoot crap out of your ass Tea in a heart beat.

Edited because of Lunesta.

In theory it could work, but Amber is a liability for anyone who associates with her. Can you imagine the amount of hate the company would get every time Amber rides a car with no seat belt, or shows herself carelessly shoving away a pet? There is also the big elephant in the room, and it won't ever go away because Amber is stupid enough to bring it back time and time again - she wrongly accused someone of raping her.
The biggest problems though is that Amber is prolix and can't convey a message well. In the last month alone she tried to tell two stories and it was so convoluted that even we, who follow her closely, had problems understanding what she was trying to say. Both stories ended with her saying the person she was talking to didn't understand what she was trying to tell.
She's also unreliable. The moment she got a sponsor, and with it a guaranteed check at the end of the month, she'd vlog less and skip days.

Necky and Amber have been together now about a year and three months (I believe). I'm really hoping for a breakup in the next 3 months.

I hope I'm wrong, but I don't think they'll break up any time soon.
For now I think they're comfortable with the situation. Amber might be whining about getting out of there, but Amber is always looking for greener pastures, hoping that by changing X (her weight, where she lives, which bag she owns...) her life will magically fix itself.

Becky can finally be the angst tween she couldn't be back when she was 12, with her sugar mama giving her all the Hot Topic crap she coveted back then. She likes being sad.

would becky even say anything to amber about it other than a passive aggressive side remark?

I don't think she cares enough to say anything.

I know Becky always seemed happier around Eric and Rickie, but Amber doesn't show them much anymore. I do remember Becky talking about her nephew's death last winter. She said he died 10 years ago and she still gets depressed for about 6 months every year. I don't know if that's what is bothering her right now.

Becky thinks it gives her personality depth by being a sad, gloomy, depressed and angsty person.

I'm tempted to call bullshit on her still being depressed by her nephew's death after 10 years. When I started watching that video I was kind of feeling sorry for her, but then I realized she was digging her memories to come up with something that would give her an emotional response. (sorry if I'm not making enough sense)

we have seen AL get pissed and run into her filming room, followed by Becky right at her heels apologizing.

That happened because Ricky was painting/drawing red dots on his arms. Amber freaked out, due to her "phobia" and Becky had to go after her. It wasn't because of an argument.

I doubt Amber will ever show them having an argument. If she did, we'd get to see the abuse Becky is submitted to in a regular basis.

 

[Not me]

solemnly made this account to say she did indeed inspire me:

to eat less
evaluate my diet
and fucking workout so I never end up like that

long time lurker here

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I want her to just bite the bullet and get a fuckin' Birkin.

Not enough designer logos on a Birkin lol.
The only Louis Vuitton purse I could see matching with Amber's personality/style is the Urban Satchel.

Spoiler: So elegant

 

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

Not enough designer logos on a Birkin lol.
The only Louis Vuitton purse I could see matching with Amber's personality/style is the Urban Satchel.

Spoiler: So elegant

Just looked it up and that super-glued garbage costs $150,000.

What the fuck...

 

[thejackal]

Personally I think a nice little:

Would really slim down her profile. Only $2.5k online.

 

[Whatthefuck]

This was fun to do. Apologies for the background noise, my microphone is super low quality.

That was fucking art.

I want her to just bite the bullet and get a fuckin' Birkin.

Jesus, could you imagine? A Birkin is too big for our gorl (didn't she say she doesn't like big handbags), but it would look like a fucking clutch in her paws.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Probably a completely horseshit thought but wouldn't she make more money actually losing weight? Although, I suppose flailing around Walmart or TJ Maxx can be entertaining to some...can you imagine actual weight loss and life changes? She'd be sponsored by Fit shoot crap out of your ass Tea in a heart beat.

Edited because of Lunesta.

People love to watch a good dumpster fire...or maybe grease fire would be a better analogy

 

[Rebel Scum]

What

 

[Plantywitch]

Good lord.... even the camo top doesn't help, she mentions that with all the weight gain it's hard for her to walk around to shop, but still goes to eat out afterward despite having said she has snacks in the car.
I worry.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber is so fat when she wears camouflage people think they're in the woods and start camping.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

She's so fat it's physically impossible for her to close her legs now. They do that weird bowing thing you see on My 600 lb Life right around the time someone becomes immobile and their legs go full splitsies.

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Why do people continue to lie to her? Now we're gonna have people trying to get her in shorts or, even worse, a swimsuit.

 

[8008135]

She's at a point where it's hard to tell where her ass ends and the ottoman begins.