Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Twinkie]

I remember that Intuitive Eating bullshit. If you go look up the amazon reviews on the book everyone was complaining that they gained weight lol
Best of luck, Hamber!

 

[Teresa77]

 

[Flareon]

Do we all not remember in the Destiny era when AL was vegan for a week and thought that she could eat as much as she wanted (which included 8 cups of rice in one sitting)?

There's no way someone could eat 8 cups of rice and not rupture their stomach

 

[497]

"A week" is generous. It was more like 3 days. Clean eating fucking blows and is a lot more restrictive than calorie counting, so I'm expecting this new craze to last just as long as her vegan one.

Clean eating is not that bad...but this Amber here so everything is restrictive. She's already said she likes that full (lethargic?) feeling of eating huge amounts of fattening foods and vegetables don't give her that feeling. Eating less calories or portions also won't give her that full feeling because it's still less. Plus her idea of clean eating are those bland slop soups...noone gonna stick to that crap..even Becky said no more grockbot slop and eats her own meals now.

 

[Not me]

Maybe Hamber thinks 'morals' is a food chain.


Might be quite newfaggy but I need a question answered:

So from what I got is Ricky has a job and Eric lives off of him and Amber, right?
Has Eric ever attempt to find a job aside from being an unknown Vlogger?
I mean he doesn't strike me as one with a university degree but there are jobs for everyone. Dunno his set of skills or degree.

If my partner would just lounge at home all day and not find a job I would a serious talk with them.

 

[vizir]

Maybe Hamber thinks 'morals' is a food chain.


Might be quite newfaggy but I need a question answered:

So from what I got is Ricky has a job and Eric lives off of him and Amber, right?
Has Eric ever attempt to find a job aside from being an unknown Vlogger?
I mean he doesn't strike me as one with a university degree but there are jobs for everyone. Dunno his set of skills or degree.

If my partner would just lounge at home all day and not find a job I would a serious talk with them.

yes Ricky seems to work full time while also doing things like mowing the lawn and cooking dinner while Eric sits at home side eyeing big AL, playing Zelda and straightening his afro.

i haven't learnt any info on whether Eric had ever had a job or why he doesn't have one noe. surely prior to Becky moving in and then amber he would have had to assist ricky with rent and bills?

 

[Not me]

Thanks for the answer! boy thank God I'm not Ricky. I would give them an ass kick every single day for being lazy fucks.

I might be sperging or powerleveling but:
I just can't find any sympathy for anyone in that house. Let alone pity for Becky because she got herself down that filthy rabbit hole. If she is low on willpower and afraid to loose everything I'm sure her family would have her back and help her until she can sustain herself again.

I can't imagine bumfuck Kentucky to be so expensive that you can't sustain yourself working full time. Then maybe move into a flat and not a house and don't get pets but at least you would sustain yourself! Does no one in this house have any self-esteem or self-worth at the near age of 30? Does no one of them ever do a reality check and realize they are their own criminals and not entitled victims?

sorry for rant but it just doesn't make sense to me at all.

 

[angelicbitch]

So from what I got is Ricky has a job and Eric lives off of him and Amber, right?
Has Eric ever attempt to find a job aside from being an unknown Vlogger?
I mean he doesn't strike me as one with a university degree but there are jobs for everyone. Dunno his set of skills or degree.

There was an issue with Eric's old assistant manager regarding sexual harassment. It "traumatized" him despite Rickie saying that it was just harassment, nothing sexual.

Here is where he used to work (got this from @formerfatcow's old post)

Here is the video where he talks about the harassment (timestamped):

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Maybe Hamber thinks 'morals' is a food chain.


Might be quite newfaggy but I need a question answered:

So from what I got is Ricky has a job and Eric lives off of him and Amber, right?
Has Eric ever attempt to find a job aside from being an unknown Vlogger?
I mean he doesn't strike me as one with a university degree but there are jobs for everyone. Dunno his set of skills or degree.

If my partner would just lounge at home all day and not find a job I would a serious talk with them.

Amberlynn pulled Eric into her orbit and convinced him to start vlogging. He's another entitled lazy fuck and thought he'd generate the same income she does doing absolutely nothing but failed to realize the majority of her income comes from people who are enjoying a 500+ lb trainwreck and don't use adblock or hooktube, not fans.

 

[Rusty__Shackleford]

A "3 month difference" of only "15 elbees" from our dainty bowlegged gorl

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I imagine she possibly does some light form of dirty talk, or tells becks how much she’s turning her on to keep her feeling wanted and make her feel like she’s getting something out of sex. Because I totally agree Al is a pillow princess, and probably not attracted to Becky in the least. But will be forced to give her some sort of sexual attention even if it is just verbal.

This is late cos catching up, but I think her sexuality is almost irrelevant.

Humans have certain drives with specific importance - shelter, food and other vitals, then secondaries like sex. But if one of the primary needs is out of all proportion, everything after that takes a back seat. Our gooorl doesn't need a partner in the normal way, she needs a carer/chauffeur/apologist/shield and some form of sex or relationship is the currency, not the drive. Like drug addicts don't give a shit about sex but use it to feed their primary need.

I think she's like those on MSHPL who have these terribly uneven relationships where everything revolves around the needs of the bloater. Even excluding feeder fetishism, the partners are often weak, needy or not-quite-there mentally and they get their worth from being needed, or feel this is the best they could get. If their spouse loses the weight the relationships rarely survive because they're together through desperation and necessity, not choice. Alternatively, the spouse in the carer role is serially unfaithful and once the overweight one gains some self-esteem they'll no longer put up with it.

Becky and Amber are a codependent storm. Becky's not been blessed with looks or smarts and she's pretty boring. Amber is Amber; nuff sed. One gains esteem from being needed by the other, and Amber has constantly tried to assert her dominance in all her relationships by playing on that; whoever she's with is purely an adjunct to Amber, not a person in their own right. Sex is waaay down the priority list, even if we could work out the mechanics (bleeeuuurgh.)

Altho our Amby is deffo mastering the MSHPL splits - it always blows my mind in that programme; heifer is grounded in their bed and the only moving parts left are the ones that transport food into the maw, yet their legs are wide apart in splits a gymnast would envy.

Maybe Animal Control wasn't there over Twinkie at all.

Headline in Kentucky News

"Thumb arraigned for neglect of pet.

A Kentucky thumb has pleaded no contest to cruelty charges after after her pet was found in a pile of Walmart plastic crap, water-bottles and notebooks, bra and leggings (believed to have once been slacks) fused to its skin and emitting constant high-pitched shrieks of "89 pounds," gooorl" and "fa-HYEEU-reeus." In court, Thumb stated she had become overwhelmed as it grew out of control and admitted resorting to pouring bleach over in it in an attempt to control the mushrooms, but this merely dyed the top of its bun orange and made it scream for pizza. Other failed efforts involved dunking it in the local pond which has now been sealed off as a public safety hazard.

Animal control say this case proves that pets are a long-term commitment. A spokesman noted the importance of remembering that Amberlynns grow rapidly to unknown dimensions and should never be given as gifts. The animal in question is now re-homed and on a strict cabbage diet."

 

[andywhorehol]

 

[Long time lurker]

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Nah, gurl. You left it there because you're so desperate for money, you're willing to humiliate yourself in the process. You knew more people would check the video once people started mentioning the bug.

Cupcake, I'd be careful calling people ignorant. I could powerlevel all the way to hell and back to humiliate you, but I'm not that dumb, so I just say this: (I've always wanted to say this on the internet) you don't know me!

 

[NQ 952]

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AL, you need to stop ignoring the fact that bugs have now REGULARLY fallen out of your hair and crawled on you. This isn't a one time "oh wow that's weird" thing - this has happened at least twice now. It doesn't matter what the bug is, it's the fact that this regularly happens, which is indicative of your overall poor state of being.

Also your photoshop filters make you look stupid as well. Grow up, you're not 12 anymore.

 

[Not me]

There was an issue with Eric's old assistant manager regarding sexual harassment. It "traumatized" him despite Rickie saying that it was just harassment, nothing sexual.

Here is where he used to work (got this from @formerfatcow's old post)

Here is the video where he talks about the harassment (timestamped):

Thanks for providing that information. I totally didn't know and I do in no way want to down play that. Harassment is terrible. Sexually or not but the longer you wait to face it and go back to the working world the more difficult it'll be one day if you have to face it.

 

[Long time lurker]

I totally didn't know and I do in no way want to down play that.

I'd like to point out we only have his word that this happened. Eric is a guy who has made a video whining about how hard his life was because his contact lens expired before he had a chance to use them and now had to go to the doctor to get a new prescription.

He pouted and stopped posting videos for a while because the comments were calling him out for staying home all day doing nothing while his husband, who works full time, does all the cooking, cleaning and house maintenance.

 

[Not me]

I'd like to point out we only have his word that this happened. Eric is a guy who has made a video whining about how hard his life was because his contact lens expired before he had a change to use them and now had to go to the doctor to get a new prescription.

He pouted and stopped posting videos for a while because the comments were calling him out for staying home all day doing nothing while his husband, who works full time, does all the cooking, cleaning and house maintenance.

This is a prime example of playing entitled victim that I hate so much. The whole house has a an own ecosystem of mess - mental and physical. Sorry to point it out what has probably been said here plenty fold

 

[EH 110]

How in the hell would someone think that was funny? It's not funny, Amber. We're saying it's gross because it is. Clean people do not have bugs falling out of their hair on a regular basis. I know you think long hair makes you look feminine, but there's nothing feminine about bugs living in it. Maybe you and Twinky can go to the grooming salon together. She can get a pedicure and they can wash you off out back.

 

[BillionaireBrat]

This is the most horrifying. Sure Twinkie's nails are bad, but poor fucking Wasabi. He's a long haired cat and not grooming them gets real bad real quick. I'm talking mold in matted fur, piss and shit crusted hind quarters, whole turds stuck in his fur that get smashed into the couch . That cat has to stink.

Please excuse the :powerlevel:, but I have a long haired cat and her fur has to be brushed regularly. If not, her fur gets matted into clumps (in places where she can't groom it herself) that have to cut off. I don't think I've seen Wasbai with matted clumps, but I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up with them.

 

[Long time lurker]

I don't think I've seen Wasbai with matted clumps, but I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up with them.

If I'm not mistaken Rafe mentioned matted fur after the cat drama. The problem is that I think Rafe lies a lot, so I don't know if she actually trimmed Wasabi's fur like she said.