Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kier Starmer]

You know its bad when you mute the video and skip around it and still, it was boring as fuck. Amber has uploaded 4 times this week

Amassing not even 200k views. In the past when she uploaded in an hour she'd get 20k views. This really shows how far her channel has fallen, the live stream model destroyed it because whilst she garnered super chats, it did nothing because there were no legacy views and that is how you keep a channel alive.

Chantal is nuking her from orbit and this is not even Chantal trying, she is being very low-key atm and let's face it at least Chantal is not boring. Chantal does not need a supporting cast because she is somewhat eccentric.

I believe her CPM is $2 per 1000 and she does not have midrolls. In her lives for me, she only has one opening ad and they are for crap like mail chimp meaning her ads are low. Adverts like Amazon and video games mean high revenue.

She is probably only making $2000 via revenues and this is before tax. She probably gets $300 super chats a week meaning in total about $3200. This sounds about right actually.

Rent - 1500 (including services like parking etc)
Total - $1700 remaining

Jade is paying nothing and Amber is paying the bills. Kentucky operates on a 15.3% tax for self-employment which Amber qualifies as.

I am new to US tax but does she have to pay self-employment on top of Income-tax in KY because that is a sizeable dent.

 

[Chihiro]

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holy crap

The fact that her arms are double the size of most women's thighs will never not be horrifying.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Does Wipey need an energy drink to complete her caregiving chores or does Amber needs these to walk Twinkie?

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

I don’t follow this thread so sry if late but she just posted this on IG and it might be as horrific as the one she did above
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911? I like to report a crime being commited

 

[NoReturn]

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holy crap

she really looks like Dumbo. but her ears are made of fat.

Her arms are also elephants.

 

[Anal birth]

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I had to put on the video to see how bad the knife skills are... Even watching (pre-stroke/functioning limbs) Jack Scalfani cut things gives me less anxiety.

 

[King Fructose]

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holy crap

When you just finished a 10k calorie feast and remember that you were gonna start your diet today.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

her arms are bigger than Tess'

 

[Queequeg]

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holy crap

I knew her arms were fucking enormous but holy shit. Both her arms probably weigh as much as a healthy adult her height should weigh. I saw this picture in a thumbnail and thought it was photoshopped. I shouldn't ever be surprised when it comes to this mound of lard.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

she really looks like Dumbo. but her ears are made of fat.

Dumbo doesn't deserve that shade man

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

Looks like she's back to baiting her feeders again.

 

[Owlflaps]

There are things that Amber knows not to do, but she does it for attention.

The apple slicing? It's so she gets people in the comments yelling at her about it. That shows up as interaction on yt algorithms.
Pretty sure that's why she put Twinkie's harness on upside down, and why she wore her dresses backwards back in the day.

The other possibility is that she's functionally retarded. Or that she's a fat pampered princess that hasn't learned to properly care for herself.

 

[marjoram]

Panic FatAl, PANIC!

You better figure out how to make more money quick 'cause you'll never find an empty cardboard box big enough to house you.

Guess all those fat shaming haydurs served a purpose after all, huh?

 

[Cheese Trap]

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Mmmm scrambled allergies -Amber

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You can't just eat apples without peanut butter?
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The food looks gross.

There's no way she's not binging as an aftermath of eating those meals. All of her savoury/sweet teeth must be going crazy.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

Panic FatAl, PANIC!

You better figure out how to make more money quick 'cause you'll never find an empty cardboard box big enough to house you.

Guess all those fat shaming haydurs served a purpose after all, huh?

i think Ambers Wifey moment has evolved into a supervised living and "working" situation.
think about it for a sec.
Wifey is the camera crew, does the editing and also stage help (when reaching over popsicles), add personal caretaker, cleaning lady and dogwalker to the list and you got a fulltime job. Wifey is a hired personal assistant.
the question is how long big Al is able to bare this. getting everything laid out for you is fun for a while but that fades quickly. im sure there is more drama and dynamic in this stinking apartment than she shows. as we dont know much about her "little helper "we can only speculate about Wifey's agenda. at least until Becky speaks up.

 

[Null]

LOL @ CHANTAL'S CHANNEL BEING BIGGER.

bahahahaa. She lost almost all her haydurs to Chantal who puts on an actual show. Chantal sets the bar so high for Amberlynn she couldn't meet it if she tries.

I think the whole "cutting apples into chips" and "carbonizing turkey bacon to make it crispy" thing is her trying to do something to provoke a reaction from troll channels. Like woaw, isn't it so funny that Amberlynn can't cook and eats apple pits? It'd have worked a year or two ago, but it's not going to work today. Kay's Cooking uploads once a week doing shit like that all the time, and Chantal is just funnier in every possible way.

this is simply a free market correction


btw those apples have basically no seeds. that's definitely an American GMO thing. They shouldn't look like that.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amassing not even 200k views. In the past when she uploaded in an hour she'd get 20k views. This really shows how far her channel has fallen, the live stream model destroyed it because whilst she garnered super chats, it did nothing because there were no legacy views and that is how you keep a channel alive.

It is one thing of watching a 10 minutes video, it is another one watching an hour video from her. She is not getting the views because people only watch her streams live. Most are watching the highlights on other channels.

I believe her CPM is $2 per 1000 and she does not have midrolls. In her lives for me, she only has one opening ad and they are for crap like mail chimp meaning her ads are low. Adverts like Amazon and video games mean high revenue.

This is about right. CPM have not been back to pre-pandemic level yet.

She is probably only making $2000 via revenues and this is before tax. She probably gets $300 super chats a week meaning in total about $3200. This sounds about right actually.

Rent - 1500 (including services like parking etc)
Total - $1700 remaining

Jade is paying nothing and Amber is paying the bills. Kentucky operates on a 15.3% tax for self-employment which Amber qualifies as.

I think that Jade pays quite a bit. This is why Jade still works and this is why Amber has been relegated to the second bedroom. Right now, her food bill is easily over $1,500 a month ($50/day). If she was eating as she has shown in her latest vlog, she would lose a lot a weight, which she has not. This was all for show for her supporters.

Amber does not put any effort if she does not have too. To put a vlog Saturday when she just had to wait till today tells us that money is getting tight. She has gone through her savings since she can’t afford bariatric surgery, cannot afford a car for wifey and need to beg Becky to give her a ride. She will need to start working for her money.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I just noticed Amber's demotion on the Farms. LOL.

About damn time. She's become so, so boring!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

btw those apples have basically no seeds. that's definitely an American GMO thing. They shouldn't look like that.

The only GMO apple is the Arctic Apple, which is not available for sale outside of packaged slices yet.

This is just an immature apple because AL can’t tell when fruit is ripe when she shops. Probably tasted like tart ass, hence the smothering in peanut butter.

 

[Clown Baby]

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holy crap

This video is so RAW you guys, FAWK

I wonder if she'll have any awareness that her board was collapsed. She has said in the past that she had "a whole forum dedicated to hating on her" but she's deeply stupid and if you asked her the difference between a thread, a board, a forum, and a website, I bet she'd stare at the screen for a while and go "the difference between like whuuuut? I'm so confused" and then not give an answer.