Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Lucille's Brands]

Weight loss this week 3.4lb, Amber's okay with that. (The 'point whatever' of a pound kills me everytime. Increments of less than a pound are very relevant with, say, a newborn. A grown shelf-assed land whale? No.)

Talking about a ten pound loss, during a previous WW attempt, 5 months ago.
(Weigh In | Taking Accountability | Weight Watchers Week 2, 22nd May, 2021)

Now -

Then -




Comparing photos, there's a slight difference in the size of her face, but it's nothing to write home about.

Like April Lauren, she congrats herself and celebrates losing weight as though she's at goal. All losing ten, thirty, (or eight nine pounds) proves is that you can lose weight.

Now lose thirty pounds a month for the next year, and come back to us when you're a normal weight for your height.*

*Never gonna happen cos muh mentalz, depression, binge monster, BED, menopause, anxiety, covid, World hunger, ice caps melteen, child labour, the Dow is down and blah, blah, blah.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

All I can say is: 500 lbs. (if to be believed) is STILL FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING POUNDS! On a 5'2" frame no less. Ms. Zero Content has reverted back to being a weight loss channel, I see.

"Pleeeeezzze givz me asspats for every .01 pound I lose!! I is tryeen SO HARD!!!"

Fuck off, lard ass. No mercy here.

 

[ADHD]

Amber is live:

 

[Owlflaps]

Amber is live:

Watermelon = black people = Wipey

Real fucking subtle there, idiot

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I hate this Amber the most. She is totally eating just watermelon when she is hungry and wants to binge and then the next sentence talks about all the ice cream (even after showing us the ice cream pops she snacks on when she wants ice cream), bread and overeating she did the next few days. Do people not listen to her? Why all the thumbs up? And she has the nerve to say Karina contradicts herself. Her whole video is contradictions.

 

[I am vomit]

wow she just claimed "moment" as her word.

 

[Queequeg]

Someone is. Why else would she be using the guest bathroom now? Also she moved all her clothes to the closet in Becky’s old room. If you’re living alone why would you do that? if wifey isn’t there someone else is.

Maybe it's really not wipey and the male friend that helped her build her desk and did that dumb chip challenge isn't Eric and is a new roommate/caregiver?

Edit: Or maybe it's that brother that got in contact with her?

 

[hank hill]

She said she could do a presentation on why the moon landing was faked but when someone asked her about it, she had zero reasons other than it just didn’t make sense to her

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I managed 20 or so minutes of this shit... Jesus Fucking Christ!
Fatty is giddy and talking about she 'might' meet a subscriber tomorrow = acting the same way as when before she met up with Wipey. Seems to make sense regarding my theory that she has a carer(s) rather than a partner.
Also mentions some completely made up story about going with her girlfriend to watch Rocky Horror and as Fatty had never seen it... She was forced to 'make out' onstage with someone she had never met??? Sounds a bit like the 10,000 lezzes on a cruise ship, to me.
Also only 5 comments on here for this video. Looks like bolth she and Beggy are racing to see who';ll be 'cancelled' first. Welfare here we come Boo Boo!!!!!

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

She said she could do a presentation on why the moon landing was faked but when someone asked her about it, she had zero reasons other than it just didn’t make sense to her.

The absolute majority of everything ever doesn't make sense to her.

I am blown away by the idea that the worlds biggest idiot thinks she's could be an authority on anything.

I'd fit more slides into a presentation proving Amber knows absolutely nothing.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

"I thought only pregnant women glowed."

Guess she doesn't know about the CIA.

 

[Chub Rub]

Also mentions some completely made up story about going with her girlfriend to watch Rocky Horror and as Fatty had never seen it... She was forced to 'make out' onstage with someone she had never met??? Sounds a bit like the 10,000 lezzes on a cruise ship, to me.

She may be lying, but it's not impossible that this happened. Rocky Horror live shows frequently mess with "virgins," people there for the first time. Lap dances, removing pants, fishing a cherry out of a whipped cream filled mouth, or whatever else the cast can come up with to embarrass people.

 

[tzgnilki]

I managed 20 or so minutes of this shit... Jesus Fucking Christ!
Fatty is giddy and talking about she 'might' meet a subscriber tomorrow

is there any other youtuber who is consistantly in sexual relationships with their subscribers

it's starting to get predatory and exploitative at this point

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

sexual relationships

come on, man

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

is there any other youtuber who is consistantly in sexual relationships hiring their subscribers to be lackeys.

Fixed.

Ain't no sexual exploitation happening here. Even a crude doodle of a pair of tits is enough to make Amber go all coy and embarrassed.

Amber is the first YouTuber to use their position to get exploited but then Becky moved onto GoFundMe.

 

[dfranki723]

She may be lying, but it's not impossible that this happened. Rocky Horror live shows frequently mess with "virgins," people there for the first time. Lap dances, removing pants, fishing a cherry out of a whipped cream filled mouth, or whatever else the cast can come up with to embarrass people.

She 100% heard about this kind of thing happening and decided to implant herself into the scenario.

Just like she copies people's personalities, opinions and mannerisms, she will* take their experiences for her own.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

Oh please. If this sow had gone to see Rocky Horror there’s no way she wouldn’t snap a selfie or take pictures of her snacks for the show. As usual she’s full of shit.

 

[mysterymoment]

I can’t believe she hasn’t heard of what happened with Alec Baldwin, she really doesn’t have any connection to society or any sort of community huh
“Am I living under a rock?” Girl you’re barely living

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I can’t believe she hasn’t heard of what happened with Alec Baldwin, she really doesn’t have any connection to society or any sort of community huh
“Am I living under a rock?” Girl you’re barely living

I wouldn't worry too much about this Alec Baldwin hoax. He's part of some kind of genetic cloning or elite bloodline bullshit. Now here's a conspiracy for Investigator-Lynn to uncover... Alec Baldwin and President Millard Fillmore

 

[Gergg]

I can’t believe she hasn’t heard of what happened with Alec Baldwin, she really doesn’t have any connection to society or any sort of community huh
“Am I living under a rock?” Girl you’re barely living

Does the Alec Baldwin story have to do with getting food, eating food or diet plsns that let you eat more than you should?

The only thing hamber lymphoma reed cares about is looking at herself in the mirror and food so of course she didn't hear about it lol... well either that or she cant hear her YouTube video play over the sound of her chowing from her slop trough/feed bag situation.