Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
I know she's at home, but who walks around with pants like this?
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a reflection of a black person in ambers mug. sure the image is blurry, but its there.

View attachment 2676811 its a bit like a Picture of Bigfoot or something. you have to believe to see.
She might be there, but this isn't evidence. Looks more like some kinda kitchen appliance on the countertop.
 
She definitely looks like she has lost some weight. It’s pretty clear when you see all those older clips she added in to the latest video. But there absolutely no way she wasn’t over 600 at “her heaviest”

Also am I the only person that was like wtf when she chopped that pumpkin? I have never seen someone cut open a pumpkin like that.
 
CuntyLynn, ArrogantLynn, SmugLynn... as maddening as any of us found each or all of these manifestations, at least there was some life & animation to them. The person in today's vlog is so tightly controlled, it resembles no iteration of Amber I've previously seen. It comes across as highly scripted, someone else's idea of how Amber should be presenting herself to her audience.

There's still a "trial & error" feel to it; an attempt to throw everything at the wall & see what sticks. Amber has nothing any half assed adult would be willing to call a life - no adult interests, no intellectual curiosity, no skills or genuine passions so we're being "treated" to the monotonously mundane minutia of an existence. We see her make coffee, talk about some mugs she's purchased & was given & a yawner of a grocery 'haul'. We get a Torrid haul with some short, full body hurpling shots which aren't QUITE long enough to elicit gasps.

There's some vague posting about eating better & weight loss that just manages to miss being death fat, born again, nutrition preachy. I wonder how many takes that required to achieve a neutral tone? The closest I saw to any of the old version of ALR was the blaming Becky for her weight gain by not blaming Becky for her weight gain... if that makes sense. She does dishes, talks about Twinkie's weight loss & fills a few more minutes with fluff.

I was left with the impression that Wipey looked at past videos, analyzed comments to death & is tryong to find a formula that will maximize return without involving too blatant a change in effort or crossing some mythical line.

But somebody is trying too hard to "elevate" Amber & that's just not going to fly. Her engagement in the form of views, like/dislike ratio & notably comments, is steadily dropping. What's always scored high engagement is mukbangs, full body shots, "I know what's best for me" & insufferable attitudes.

This version of Amber is too dull to even be worth the effort involved in yawning. The only puzzle to me is why she's allowing her persona to be dictated in this manner? How is the puppet master managing to keep Amber both on a tight leash AND muzzled?
 
CuntyLynn, ArrogantLynn, SmugLynn... as maddening as any of us found each or all of these manifestations, at least there was some life & animation to them. The person in today's vlog is so tightly controlled, it resembles no iteration of Amber I've previously seen. It comes across as highly scripted, someone else's idea of how Amber should be presenting herself to her audience.

There's still a "trial & error" feel to it; an attempt to throw everything at the wall & see what sticks. Amber has nothing any half assed adult would be willing to call a life - no adult interests, no intellectual curiosity, no skills or genuine passions so we're being "treated" to the monotonously mundane minutia of an existence. We see her make coffee, talk about some mugs she's purchased & was given & a yawner of a grocery 'haul'. We get a Torrid haul with some short, full body hurpling shots which aren't QUITE long enough to elicit gasps.

There's some vague posting about eating better & weight loss that just manages to miss being death fat, born again, nutrition preachy. I wonder how many takes that required to achieve a neutral tone? The closest I saw to any of the old version of ALR was the blaming Becky for her weight gain by not blaming Becky for her weight gain... if that makes sense. She does dishes, talks about Twinkie's weight loss & fills a few more minutes with fluff.

I was left with the impression that Wipey looked at past videos, analyzed comments to death & is tryong to find a formula that will maximize return without involving too blatant a change in effort or crossing some mythical line.

But somebody is trying too hard to "elevate" Amber & that's just not going to fly. Her engagement in the form of views, like/dislike ratio & notably comments, is steadily dropping. What's always scored high engagement is mukbangs, full body shots, "I know what's best for me" & insufferable attitudes.

This version of Amber is too dull to even be worth the effort involved in yawning. The only puzzle to me is why she's allowing her persona to be dictated in this manner? How is the puppet master managing to keep Amber both on a tight leash AND muzzled?

Its like shes one of those tik toc thots beging groomed to be a cash cow, except.. no one wants to fuck her.
 
Amberlynn doesn't even look that different than the past 2 years. Like putting lipstick on a pig, so to say. 500 lbs is still deathfat levels. We've lost the poop bun to straight hair and she's wearing make-up. No shit she's gonna look better on camera. What's next, a face slimming filter that gets pre-screened and verified through scaredy cat Wipey's editing?

Still smug, flaunting her body, and doing hauls. I don't think she's shown strong enough to "break the cycle" and it's all a show. The longer Amber bottles up faking things, it's worse her spiral is going to be. Just the other month she was crying, exuding anger, unkempt, gaining weight, and couldn't be bothered to give her members an hour of time. Wipey better lock that fridge and somehow prevent uber eats from showing up.
 
Because she's such a mountain, she's losing some weight by eating less shit, but it's still shit. In about twenty more pounds, she's going to plateau. When that happens, she's going to actually have to diet and restrict to keep losing. And that friends, is when she fats the fuck back up like always, and this becomes fun again.
 
As Strawberry said Amber constantly struggles with plateaus figuratively and physically. She cannot lower her food intake and sees numbers go down because everyone nopes out in weight loss sagas. Then repeats infinitely, if you think Jade the criminal is going to break the cycle, think again.

I know why her content is bugging me so much though, it is literally a carbon copy of foodie beauty's old vlogs. The coffee machine bit and the showing goods are taken out of Chantal's playbook. Chantal's vlogs too always feel so forced and sterile and this is what Amber Jade is trying to accomplish.

Jade is no doubt editing and directing these now because at a few points there was audio going over a scene change. In all 6 years watching Amber she has never done. That error is a classic mistake in imovie though. She is churning videos out though which tells me she is trying to get Christmas money stat. You can tell she is storing up the wipey shit as her big reveal in case views fall below 1 million. At this point, no one gives a shit because wipey tried to change Amber so she is going to get a lot of backlash.
 
Because she's such a mountain, she's losing some weight by eating less shit, but it's still shit. In about twenty more pounds, she's going to plateau. When that happens, she's going to actually have to diet and restrict to keep losing. And that friends, is when she fats the fuck back up like always, and this becomes fun again.
This is exactly what all of our fat ladies utterly fail to understand when they start losing a little bit weight: the first hundred pounds is the easy part. Those are the pounds that their bodies are fucking begging to lose, if only they would give them a chance. Amberlynn lost the first hundred pounds out of 400 total? Not a bad start, but she still has no fucking idea what she's up against, or what it will take to get there.

I agree: she'll hit her first slowdown, or even just her first week when she doesn't lose as much as she thinks she should have, and the wheels will start to come off this express train to SkinnyLynn Town.

PS: There's no way this trend survives the holidays. She has, like, literally a 0% chance type situation.
 
You guys can argue if you want about wifey fucking up ambers channel. But it’s very obvious she’s involved. You watch amber for like 6 years and you get an understanding how she operates when it comes to her vlogs. These vlogs are controlled. Good minimal editing. Tight in frame shots. Amber does her makeup and hair. The content is “amberlynn” content but in the most none controversial ways possible. Shows some food. Avoids all drama. Mentions weight loss. Does a weigh in. It’s like somebody took classic amberlynn and clean it up to be as nice, tight, and pretty as it can be. Amberlynn is expected to smile. It’s like she’s reading off a fucking prompt after going through wardrobe.

And the crazy part? It’s fucking working. Wifey is actually turning ambers channel around. Look at the evidence. This was various different comment sections and thumbs up from the last two weeks.

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The positive comments on ambers channel now has over five hundred thumbs up. The videos themselves have more positive engagement than negative.

I don’t know what wifeys at home job is but i wouldn’t be surprised if it something to do with marketing. But goddam. Since wifey has came into the picture. Amberlynn’s kiwifarms sub forum has been destroyed. Her videos at getting positive comments with super positive engagement. And the videos are getting positive engagement. And the reaction channels barely talk about her anymore.

Wifey. Damn gorl. If you can rehabilitate amberlynns online hate cult. You aren’t getting paid enough. I’m…. Impressed.
 
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