Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FupaCitySheriff]

She could have cancelled livestreams last Thursday, but waited until the start of this month in the hopes that she'll still be paid for this full month - once a lying scammer, always a lying scammer.
We all know she's gearing up to pump videos out in December. She is after maximum shekels, so no time to be messing around going live, Greedy-Lynn knows when the big payday is on the way.
As for claiming she kept paying Beggy $2600 a month? Big AL lahs, Beggy lahs. Take a look at their 'break-up livestream', bolth inconsolable, bolth cryeen - now it's been confirmed what we all already knew - they never gave a shit about each other. EVERYTHING these two fuckers do is a performance to get what they want. EVERYTHING. The 'engagement' ? Confirmed that they were bolth only with each other for their own ends... so why get engaged? Jewtube shekels, nothing more.

 

[Null]

In case anyone is wondering, she's stopping because her channel metrics are collapsing. When she says "let me make this perfectly clear: the livestreams make more money", she's probably saying that her video views are so low right now that she's making more streaming for the first time.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Amber isn't capable of being on a schedule. She's also usually gone for a few weeks around this time of year. Maybe just after vlogmas she'll disappear. She's never completed a full vlogmas, she will do about a week, then complain about mentals or how the audience doesn't deserve her 'content'.. the twist is this behavior is what drives her channel engagement. The metrics depend on Amber being a problematic flake. That's all she's got.

 

[Kier Starmer]

That schedule is dumb and very money-grabbing. Let's explore the possibilities though.

1. Vlog - Wow because they have been doing so well. All it is, is Amber seeking asspats for moving 2 yards and walking Twinkie for 20 yards. Imagine being nearly 31 and having the same reward structure in your head as an infant.
2. Talk with me - how it's recorded and Amber rambling is going to push the meter y'all
3. Weigh In - She'll take a shit and weigh herself and totally not edit it sus at all. That until 490lb when the binge monster comes knocking and then that's gone.
4. Another vlog - Did Amber move in 2 days?! Remember she has no saved-up footage now.
5. What I ate today - Sure, totally not made up.

This Amber phase is always the worse. She takes a series of shits and thinks it's weight loss but guess what Amber? Humans aren't supposed to weigh more than a conventional fridge and she never fucking clicks that maybe her body sheds 50 lbs so easily is because it is screaming for relief. She never sticks to schedules and the Ambabies who suddenly think she is, well I hope they don't have kids.

Finally the Jade demand, we got Chantal getting cow tipped but let us not forget the biggest cow-tipper of 2021, Jade Francis!

Fuck you for making Amber's content shit. Her posting all the time is going to crucify her channel because after a few weeks people are going to notice what we've been noticing.

 

[Dona Morte]

This is what we get.
I can SAVE this you guys:
Become and Anti-Haydur.
Start with Charlie Gold and her STILL being the same weight.

 

[dollastoho]

AL has less than a month to convince Jade to do vlogmas with her. She will no doubt shower her with tacky gifts and want to show the world how generous she is. Becky especially, so she can see what she's missing out on.
Clock is ticking Big AL. Make Becky cry in her ramen noodles this Christmas.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

AL has less than a month to convince Jade to do vlogmas with her. She will no doubt shower her with tacky gifts and want to show the world how generous she is. Becky especially, so she can see what she's missing out on.
Clock is ticking Big AL. Make Becky cry in her ramen noodles this Christmas.

She's tried to tell us that Jade Francis is a figment of haydur imagination, I would have thought it'd be hard to go back on that but then when has being caught out on a lie ever worried Amber?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Interesting, when she left to get the cup she muted herself…

Why is it interesting? Everyone mutes the microphone when they totally live by themselves.

Amber lives at The Henry, where THE most expensive apartment offered is $2,300. If Becky was getting $2,600 per month and had to pay half the bills...what the hell was she spending it all on? Netflix?

Good question. Her flat is about $1,300 per month. To be generous, add $700 of miscellaneous utility bills and others, thus it should cost approximately $1,000 each per month. So Becky should pocket about $1,600 gross per month minus her expenses. Car expenses should be less than $600 a month total. Thus, she was spending about $1,000 a month on rubbish.

How is she going to show us her life when her own "wifey" is embarrassed to be known as her girlfriend and won't participate and her so-called friends don't exist? She has nothing else left to show us. What will she film, "here is my Ubereats driver for my morning feed and here is my second driver for my first snack moment, and here is my food Haul from this Instacart girl?"

Last year, she was shopping for Halloween decorations as it would be the last one. The flat was plastered with them. This year the flat is immaculate with not one decoration to be seen. Amber got a costume for Halloween every year. Some were garish, others we actually passable. This year, nothing. At least in those vlogs, she was showing something even if it was not that interesting. This year, what will she be showing about her life? Legos? Torrid? Certainly not Wifey.

 

[FatalTater]

Good question. Her flat is about $1,300 per month. To be generous, add $700 of miscellaneous utility bills and others, thus it should cost approximately $1,000 each per month. So Becky should pocket about $1,600 gross per month minus her expenses. Car expenses should be less than $600 a month total. Thus, she was spending about $1,000 a month on rubbish.

I wonder if Becky was spending money on junk OR if she actually was squirreling it away and then acting like she was broke to scam GoFundMe donations. Having a pocketful of cash would certainly explain why people she's had beef with in the past are now willing to help her, and why her sister was "defending" her in the yt comments.

And why didn't Amber do anything Halloween or even autumn themed this year, other than roasting pumpkin seeds? Too depressed over the loss of her butler, or does Jade not celebrate such things and Amber is trying to impress her?

 

[C3PBRO]

Amber is live and she says the livestreams are ending, as will be the memberships:

I'm late, but have an archive;
my last livestream.... 11/02/2021

 

[ADHD]

New video:

Archive:

 

[hundreddaysofscootypuffin]

New video:

Archive processing.

Says she wants to lose weight faster. ALR would not date someone her size because it would be an addict dating an addict. She now weighs 504.0. That is the video.

 

[King Fructose]

Are we supposed to believe that Wipey isn’t still there, and that isn’t the reason amber has been a slightly productive person for the past two weeks?

 

[440088]

My eyes are going to roll out of my fucking head at these comments.



Has everyone forgotten who we’ve been watching for the couple of years?
Do people really, honestly, believe that after all these years amber is living alone just losing weight in a healthy active way? That she’s cured and that damn switch in her head she’s always talking about being flipped on and off was flipped by moving in a house nigger to cook, clean, bath, and manage her channel?
Jade. You might be a big ugly cow tippin toad attempting to float amber across the river. But eventually she’s going to sting you cause that’s her nature.

 

[Yellow Monday]

Waiddaminit - at 3:44 in the video, when asked about dating someone her size, her response is “not because of how HE looks physically”. Is our girl flipping?

And, that bloody first chain on her neck must be so uncomfortable.

 

[Insulin reid]

So with the weigh in at still 504 el bees shes going round and round about the validity of the same old things.
Losing weight too quick/not quick enough is good
Counting calories triggers her and isnt good for her/is an acceptable way to lose weight for her
Put calorie limit way too fucking low for her to constantly maintain but its magically an ok thing to do now.

Shes still eating 4,000 to 5,000+ calories a day to maintain her monsterous size.

I love that for her.

Shes doing the same shit and we will get a binge soon. I wonder how wipey will handle that. Amber may have to choose between binging and having wipey around.

Paraphrasing-

"Would i want to date someone my size? No lol they are addicts, that's toxic for meeeee"
Still denying that she needs a therapist or any structured help.

"Id rather date someone a regular size lol, the only way i wouldnt get triggered or weighed down by someone elses bad choices"
Single ham fistedly yelled pouted and became the toxic person dragging becky down. Shes embodied the same type of person that she wouldnt want to be with, and Becky gained a shit ton of weight by even being near amberlynn.

"Oh im supposed to be 110 pounds, thats not possible for me lezbereal i wouldn't even want to be that size if i could."
Crisp. Cold. Sour. Grapes. Stay fat and angry amber. Your goal weight is still gonna make you fat as fuck, way to go.

" I wanna lose weight fasterrr"
Do it fat cunt. Destroy yourself and let your bingo wings take full form.


The only thing stopping me from straight reeeeing is the fact that amber shitting the bed metaphorically is gonna be amazeen. Whats it gonna be fatty? Food, or companionship?

 

[marjoram]

FatAl is very good at saying a lot of words that mean nothing. It's a talent, like conquering "expert" legos.

But, credit when it's due, she finally admitted her physical problems were because she was a " bigger gorl".

So I guess that's kindagoodkindaobvious progress?

And btw, FatAl lies and is still fat as fuck.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

This is another one of her audition videos for the benefit of her new Ambabies, such a shame she's not attracting any lol.
Admits to weighing over 500 elbees, people telling her how well she's doing, she's proud of herself (obviously), 'diets' for a week = loses 2 pounds... that is TWO pounds. She probably took a shit and washed her hair. Hell she probably lost nothing.
Only a matter of time before she cracks and the mukbangs start. I wonder what will tip her over the edge? Needing her junk food fix or needing more shekels?

 

[McBoogerBall]

>self sabotage by having a fucking cheat day after gaining two pounds
The redemption arc of this cycle is starting to crumble already

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

But, credit when it's due, she finally admitted her physical problems were because she was a " bigger gorl".

She does this any time she loses any amount weight.
When she lost weight due to cancer, she did a whole video about how everything is so much easier now that she has lost 70 pounds.

She's dumb but not oblivious. She is going to gain all of this weight back and I love that for her.