Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[giga melt]

Anyone else notice her looking down at a script for talking points? I can't believe she/wifey is trying to sanitize her channel like this.

Weighing yourself every day isn't the way to do it even for a normal sized person. I wish she'd quit it with the point-2 point-8 shit. Just eat 1600 cals for a week and then weigh yourself Amber. I know, I know, she'll never actually do that shit but she's so annoying lolol.

Also she didn't even edit in faked pictures of her scale this time. Lazy as fuck.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I just looked over at her views and for posterity's sake, I will post the same set to see a change. I am not seeing any real change. This is bad because it means all her views are legacy at this point but legacy even falls off. I say this because the old trend is you'll go to her channel after a couple of days and videos would have jumped like 30k views.

I am genuinely curious about how these will develop over the months because if she is popping out content all the time. These will not grow at all.

In future terms, though it is pretty bad because it means Amber's channel is then trapped in chasing the purple dragon mentality. She has to always make content to maintain her 1.3 million views. I have noticed with Amber too she starts to chug out content at 1.1m monthly views, so that's her panic point. This is after years of observing her metrics since she got popular. So my estimate of her earnings about 2k- 2.5k on 1.1m seems accurate. This is because that figure will not cover her bills.

I did not bother to watch her new video but judging by your guys' points this cycle is going to shift soon. Thanks, Jade for the "amazing" content.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I just looked over at her views and for posterity's sake, I will post the same set to see a change. I am not seeing any real change. This is bad because it means all her views are legacy at this point but legacy even falls off. I say this because the old trend is you'll go to her channel after a couple of days and videos would have jumped like 30k views.
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I am genuinely curious about how these will develop over the months because if she is popping out content all the time. These will not grow at all.

In future terms, though it is pretty bad because it means Amber's channel is then trapped in chasing the purple dragon mentality. She has to always make content to maintain her 1.3 million views. I have noticed with Amber too she starts to chug out content at 1.1m monthly views, so that's her panic point. This is after years of observing her metrics since she got popular. So my estimate of her earnings about 2k- 2.5k on 1.1m seems accurate. This is because that figure will not cover her bills.

I did not bother to watch her new video but judging by your guys' points this cycle is going to shift soon. Thanks, Jade for the "amazing" content.

Very interesting. I'm late to the numbers, but have noticed her views are going through the floor. She's tryeen everything she can; weigh-ins, full-body thumbnails, eateen thumbnails, but just like Beggy, they aren't working. Welfare-Lynn is on the way and I love that for her. She'll soon be back liveen in a trailer and I'm here for it.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Let's see how long this last when she is stuck in her apartment and all alone for the holidays. The only thing that will cheer her up will be food.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Welfare Lynn isn't for a year or so at this rate BUT the one thing that mystifies me is Jade. She is trying to be the saviour of Amber for clout but this stupid bitch does not know how lolcows functions. Lolcows are somewhat doomed because they are so un-self-aware and narcy, let's not even go into Amber being classic cluster B on all counts. It's like someone moving in and trying to clean up Shanny4Christ, it's never going to work because trash is trash.

So the thing people confuse a lot, in general, is a lack of views and relevance. Relevance = long stay and a general penetration of viewership. Amber at the peak was 2.4m - 3m on average. This here is already an issue because 600k views differential based on your clickbait is a big number. Think of that in sales for a company for example. So in the series of 18 months, Amber's average or relevance has plummeted to about 1m. Over 60% of fall off in a short time especially during a period of people being trapped inside is BAD like really bad. It means people are not watching for a reason, sadly being a lolcow means you're on a clock already.

Now add in Chantal and Nickado and you're doomed because both of them are far more entertaining hence you start to become irrelevant. Thumbnails are a massive thing here's Amber tryeeen:

Wow Amber! So suggestive, what did you eat? Was it shit, we'll have to click to find out.
Now Nick:

This is Nick not trying btw and not trying Nick gains 2.1m views. The guy understands he has a finite time and capitalizes on it.

So apply this overtime of Chantal being in a 7-month relationship with a crackhead and Nick. Amber has no one to blame but herself because of her own laziness at even being a fucking lolcow. She had a golden ticket but failed to show up and now she tries to force Amberisms, which the audience can tell are forced and it drives people away.

Amber and DSP are classic lolcows of their own demise because both failed to dial it in.

The lack of views is only a side-effect of the bigger issue.

 

[goodgrief]

"Like, I'm lidurally inspireen myself."
That's beautiful.
If we all had the self love our hongry gorl has for herself, only sky would be the limit.

After this last video I have to say it's fascinating that she still hasn't realized she shouldn't be weighing herself every damn day. Weight fluctuates in normal sized people, of course it's gonna fluctuate in a polar bear. I knoowww she's not really gonna lose the weight and this is a yearly show she puts on. She's gonna "try" some more and give up. But when she's in this trying phase how does it not occur to her to do something different, something that's actually recommended. Like weighing yourself less. Once a week at the most is fine. She'd see a bigger number which would satisfy her simple brain. But she just has to know NOW. That's one of the reasons things will never work out. This lack of patience. Good luck next time when she weighs herself again after 15 hours, finds out she "gained" OH POINT TWO POUNDS, goes ballistic and orders a sea food boil.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Amber just isn’t Amber anymore. I mean, we just had HALLOWEEN which used to our gorls favourite holiday, she’d go to Walmart and touch all the decorations and fill her house with tat and it was a stupid kind of fun. Same with Christmas. I don’t want to spend Christmas with this prissy bag of ill-humoured bitch, and by the looks of it neither does anyone else.

Bring back trips to budget hypermarkets, scooty-puffs and Pointerlynn. Bloody hell I even miss Destiny. Those were the days…

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

She's still eating more than a baby elephant to maintain her planetary status. This is just the beginning of the cycle. Seeing these new fuckheads act like she's really changing is hilarious.

 

[mekalekahi]

"I was up .2" holy fucking shit

 

[giga melt]

"I was up .2" holy fucking shit

What an excuse right? Imagine saying you're up an ounce so you ate forty six mcdoubles because you "fell off".

 

[ADHD]

New video:

Archive:

 

[King Fructose]

I can picture the 4 ft long skid marks now

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

This content, I assumed, could not worsen.
I was wrong.
As a veteran, I know she's not being her self.
As a newbie, I'd say she's just parroting popular "bubble gum" youtubers...

It's all gross.

 

[raritycat]

Fix your microwave's clock, you fat fuck.

 

[hundreddaysofscootypuffin]

Imagine having to tri-fold your underwear so people don't see how unnaturally wide your body is. XXXXXXL

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

"Look at that styrofoam, ugh... The styrofoam is everywhere. Looks like a disease."
Thanks for the shoutout, Hoarderlynn.

Those plates are fugly and look like they'd break easy. The deep dish is gonna make binging easy as hell without even a second thought.

 

[Murderous Anas]

The deep dish is gonna make binging easy as hell without even a second thought.

Pretty sure they're serving bowls. If they made feeding troughs in that tacky marble print, you know she'd buy it!

 

[FatalTater]

Warning for anyone thinking of making a drinking game out of how many times she says "underwear" in the first five minutes - you will drown before the alcohol can get in your system.

Legos - I wonder if any of the people deep into Legos remember Puzz 3D?

Instead of building Legos could she maybe pluck her eyebrows? They scare me.

The jump cuts make me think she's hiding something. Does she cut out everytime she farts?

At least she's showing the pets. They are cute. Twinkie looked done a few times though.

Copper =/= gold.

That top necklace is really having a rough time of it.

WHY is the intro/outro SO DAMN LOUD? Jeez, fix that shit. At least she's spelling her last name right again.

Meh.

 

[marjoram]

Those "small plates" are saucers, Styrofoamlynn.

9 minutes of showing off the cheap, tacky, and/or ugly shit she's hoarded this week. What fun.

FatAl's gone higher class; Amazon has replaced Walmart for all her one-stop shopping needs. Do miss the fat pointy finger though.

 

[8008135]

Fatty hasn't had a single video break 100K views in a month, and I don't see that trend changing.