Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%

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    Votes: 349 9.9%

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    Votes: 2,620 74.5%
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Why is her nose so red?

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The amount of positive feedback she’s currently getting is a bit baffling, considering she really hasn’t changed much. At her size, she could be losing much more at a much faster pace. It’s obvious she’s still overeating by quite a lot. I guess bathing more than once a month also helps your public image.

But this is all part of “the cycle.” We’ve seen it a million times. At her size, dropping weight is pretty easy. You have to eat an absolutely ridiculous amount just in order to maintain. Eventually it will slow down, and her weight will start to plateau. She’ll get discouraged, start binging again, and be back within the 550-580 range a few months later.

The only thing that makes this time any different is that she has Wipey. But I have full confidence in our gorl to eventually fuck this up, like she always does.
 
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NASTY Amberlynn-Jade fanfiction. Those with fears of Islamic content, beware.

The Cardigan flew off like an improperly strapped mattress in a U-haul doing 100 MPH on I-10. Mammy Jade puffed on her disposable cherry ice vape, licking her lips seductively. "Is this what you wanted?" Jade demanded, as she poured orange chicken sauce down her bulbous clit with her left hand. With her right hand, Jade jammed the can of whipped cream into Amberlynn's flower and pushed down. "OOOOHHHHHHHHH." The cream oozed into and out of Amberlynn's vagina. "C'mon baby, let me show you how we do it, Long Island style." Jade grinded her orange oval with Amber's white snatch. The binge monster suddenly possesed Amber, having no choice in the matter. The whipped cream shot out of Amber into Jade. Amber ate that pussy like cold pizza, until nothing was left. Jade protested, but her attempts to appease the bingemonster offered no mercy. Amberlynn toppled pillow mountain onto Jade, just as the doorbell rang. Uber Eats brought enough fast food to feed a 3rd world country for 2 months. Amber would have her fill sated... for now.
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Semen_Recycler said:
The amount of positive feedback she’s currently getting is a bit baffling, considering she really hasn’t changed much. At her size, she could be losing much more at a much faster pace. It’s obvious she’s still overeating by quite a lot. I guess bathing more than once a month also helps your public image.

But this is all part of “the cycle.” We’ve seen it a million times. At her size, dropping weight is pretty easy. You have to eat an absolutely ridiculous amount just in order to maintain. Eventually it will slow down, and her weight will start to plateau. She’ll get discouraged, start binging again, and be back within the 550-580 range a few months later.

The only thing that makes this time any different is that she has Wipey. But I have full confidence in our gorl to eventually fuck this up, like she always does.
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I agree, people are not thinking the fact that her losing 68 pounds at her size is just not that much of a difference. Yeah, a 200 pound person losing 68 pounds is a huge difference, but a 600 pound person, not so much.

All she has to do is shower, show some tent sized panties, and a salad and Ambabies cream themselves and throw money at her. I don't get it anymore. Same for Beggy zero effort = big cash.
 
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JoJoNo said:
“I have so much tea in my journal you guiiiize but enough about things that might be of some measure of interest to anyone, here’s my folded underwear”
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why does she excitedly show us the stickers all over her joornalz but never the inside? most people who journal, or at least people who do that bullet journaling (is that what it's called?) are happy to show off how pretty their organization and gel penz look and how cute it all is. she literally just pastes ugly dollar store stickers on her stuff and thinks it makes it look "used" as if we can't tell the book hasn't been open "every day since june 18eenth". used books look used amber but you wouldn't know this would you.
 
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