Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

Had posted this somewhere in the Hamberverse awhile ago, but since we're talking Lardass's underwear in vlogs now, it's become even more appropriate.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

At her size, she could be losing much more at a much faster pace. It’s obvious she’s still overeating by quite a lot. I guess bathing more than once a month also helps your public image.

But this is all part of “the cycle.” We’ve seen it a million times. At her size, dropping weight is pretty easy. You have to eat an absolutely ridiculous amount just in order to maintain. Eventually it will slow down, and her weight will start to plateau. She’ll get discouraged, start binging again, and be back within the 550-580 range a few months later.

The only thing that makes this time any different is that she has Wipey. But I have full confidence in our gorl to eventually fuck this up, like she always does.

I always like the phase when the dainty princess becomes the weight-loss queen. We have been there before such as the 100 pounds that she lost totally not lost because of cancer and other ailments. I just love the holier-than-thou attitude that she gives us now.

To remind us why it is so difficult to lose a lot of weight, there is a good HBO documentary called: “The Quest to Understand the Biology of Weight Loss (HBO: The Weight of the Nation)”.

https://youtu.be/2i_cmltmQ6A

According to the documentary, when a heavy person loses weight, the body responds to it as a threat and will try to drive you to the original weight. If you try to lose weight, the body slows its metabolism, it increases your hunger mechanism and makes food taste better in order to gain weight.

Again, according to the documentary, when you compare two women of the same weight, one which was obese, the other one was never obese, if the always lean woman needs 2,000 calories per day to maintain her weight, the previously obese one will need 20% fewer calories to maintain the weight or 1,600 calories. For the researchers, this is why it is so hard to keep weight off after losing it.

Amber loves to eat and she will show us. After cancer, Amber almost gained 100 pounds by doing 3 or 4 diets.

 

[dfranki723]

Christ Turd Fergusson, Fatty may see this and echo it in her eventual ''my eating disorder ruined my diet and science proves it'' vlog/stream.

''See guys even the scientist people thingy say being a fat fuck isn't my fault! It's my body booooollying me!''.
Still, that'd be more entertaining to witness than all of this boring fucking bullshit. It'd certainly flip her flakey audience back onto hate mode aswell.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Christ Turd Fergusson, Fatty may see this and echo it in her eventual ''my eating disorder ruined my diet and science proves it'' vlog/stream.

''See guys even the scientist people thingy say being a fat fuck isn't my fault! It's my body booooollying me!''.
Still, that'd be more entertaining to witness than all of this boring fucking bullshit. It'd certainly flip her flakey audience back onto hate mode aswell.

While this is a risk, I think that Amber would read it and say "I know what works for me" and merrily try a new no-fail diet that she found on the internet.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

The pants are weirdly baggy, which looks like evidence that she has lost some weight. But it also looks like there's already a fold of extra flesh above her knee, as her legs suddenly get noticeably bigger around at that point. Could it be sagging skin? They're like two black ice cream cones with a scoop of black ice cream in them.

Could be one of her bigger pairs?. She showed us about 20 pairs in her new closet after Becky moved out. To disprove our ‘1 pair of black pants’ theory.

 

[ADHD]

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[Murderous Anas]

Eight tablespoons of creamer... 1 tbsp = 35 calories. That's 280 calories in ONE cup of coffee.

Edit: she logged it as only 4 tablespoons for 140 calories. Awfully big "teaspoons" to equal out to only 4 tablespoons

 

[Kier Starmer]

She is trying to get that coin! Fast food bag. How trite, skip it, boring as fuck! Good spot on the creamer Lucky, mays well go to Starbucks having that much.

 

[FatalTater]

Is that a Chik Fil A bag? I've heard all the cool lesbians eat there! ...or maybe it was fundy Christians. One of those.

The coffee looked better but I still don't believe Amber's the one drinking it.

Everytime I notice a jump cut I mentally edit in a giant fart.

Her upper arms are going to be so droopy and crepey! Go on, Over30Lynn. Live with that nonsense.

Eyebrows are still awful. Chantal should send Nader over to thread them.

 

[dfranki723]

Looks like she's been crying.
Ha.

 

[Kitsunehime]

when on a Diet, you should start the Day with a Cup of Coffee to get your Metabolism up...but dam Hamber...BLACK COFFEE...not a smitch of Coffee with the Rest sugary Coffee-creamer O.o
when Jade give s u instructions she should be more precise >.<

 

[Sad sad]

Eight tablespoons of creamer... 1 tbsp = 35 calories. That's 280 calories in ONE cup of coffee.

Edit: she logged it as only 4 tablespoons for 140 calories. Awfully big "teaspoons" to equal out to only 4 tablespoons

This was the first thing I noticed. And if the audience is supposed to believe Jade isn’t drinking the other 3 cups of coffee she brewed, amber would easily be clearing 500+ calories on coffee creamer per day

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

1600 calories? I feel like I have deja vu. Nah, it’s probably nothing.

Why the hell would you order an overpriced wrap from Chick when you can make them at home? I’m going to have to press X to doubt that’s the only thing she ordered.

 

[McBoogerBall]

1600 calories is an alright intake, far from what she actually shows from camera, probably still slamming down 2 pints of Ben and Jerry’s and calling it a night. The comments are ignorant as usual and choose to forget she did this same shit earlier this year. Looking nasty as fuck in this video with a dead look in her face, felt dreadful to watch. Feels like Im watching a midlife crises happen day by day, I’m sure the extra 400 pounds of weight isn’t helping either.

 

[MarvelousMess]

Eight tablespoons of creamer... 1 tbsp = 35 calories. That's 280 calories in ONE cup of coffee.

Edit: she logged it as only 4 tablespoons for 140 calories. Awfully big "teaspoons" to equal out to only 4 tablespoons

Perhaps she would like some coffee with that creamer. I mean, she only filled the cup up to about half way and 1/4 of it was creamer. I also noticed the 8 tbs. I was not sure if that was correct so I’m case I went and looked at the tbs and 1/2 tbs measure sizes in person and the. The glasses on Amazon. They hold 15oz. Her creamer came up to the lower handle, which is a bit over 1/4 the cup. There is no way she was using 1/2 tbs.

 

[giga melt]

whats even the point of drinking coffee if its 3/4 creamer especially that overly sugary coconut crap? oh wait shes not the one drinking it so who cares.

 

[Pearlxx]

idk for someone who claims she knows how to lose weight and she knows what she should be eating...Doesn't ever show it...Especially with that double the recommended sodium amount she just ate in one day.

 

[Rem Farms]

why does she excitedly show us the stickers all over her joornalz but never the inside? most people who journal, or at least people who do that bullet journaling (is that what it's called?) are happy to show off how pretty their organization and gel penz look and how cute it all is.

She clearly reads here:

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[PiggyPie]

Whar Amber doesn't eat in a day:

Fruit
Vegetables
Pussy

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Whar Amber doesn't eat in a day:

Fruit
Vegetables
Pussy

She also doesn’t swallow… her pride. Or bite. Her tongue.