Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
hell mutha effin no
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hell mutha effin no
This is the kind of thing that might lead to the mass unsubscribing I mentioned earlier.
Some of us are very fond of the reaction channels and if Amber starts attacking them? No.
...And if those channels can't go get her videos to use them in their stuff, who does she think is going to click?
 
It's interesting, because for the price point of these headphones ($350 USD), she could get a higher quality pair for less with a lot of the same features (wireless connectivity, active noise cancelling, ambient mode, etc). I can see her being dumb and not doing research, getting Beats because they're the most "popular" headphones on the market (for consoomers and Apple users), and simply because the company is owned by DRE (Great, another washed up rapper who's making headphones, who's next?! Ray J?!?).

I actually got a pair of Raycons recently as a gift and I absolutely love them. They’re decent for the price and so many creators have discount codes, it’s worth snagging a pair. I don’t know why she would buy Beats other than the branding. She’s shallow, but not above buying knockoffs and cheap versions of more expensive brands though. I agree with the people who are saying that she probably got them for “someone else”. She would never pick those colors on her own volition.

To no one's surprise, people are using this post to air their grievances over the Apathetic Faxx strike.
Some comments infer other channels have been struck too, though I've yet to see another reaction channel claim they've been struck.
Can anyone confirm further strikes?


Jade, stop shitting on your own doorstep. You're tipping your own cash cow.
Fool.

To be fair, some of those channels really do just reupload her content with no changes other than maybe cutting out dead air. Some of them really don’t fall under fair use. I’m surprised it took this long. Now, channels like Narc Alert and that Apathetic Faxx absolutely do transformative content with commentary (at least I think they do, I don’t frequent either channel) so that makes me think it’s Wipey. Amber would know better but maybe her wrangler doesn’t understand copyright law.

Also, this is kinda off topic but goes back to some conversation earlier in the thread:

Maybe Wipey has a caregiver fetish. There are quite a few Youtube channels that follow couples in “inter-abled” relationships and some of them come off as kinda creepy.

A good example is the channel Squirmy and Grubs. Something about his wife is… just off. She met him I think on a dating site for disabled people so she was seeking out someone who was disabled.

I’m not saying nobody could ever genuinely love this guy but it’s weird. He can’t do anything for himself and he’s 100% dependent on his wife. The only somewhat normal part of him is his head. He can’t feed himself, clean himself, walk, change his clothes… nothing. The way she looks at him is… like she’s obsessed. I just think it’s strange that someone would run across the country and jump right into caretaking for someone like that full time, especially at such a young age. Again; anything is possible but I feel like you would have to have some kind of savior complex to make it work. Relationships and marriage are already a huge commitment, let alone marrying someone who can’t move.

That being said, I wonder if Wipey has a similar mindset. I mean, let’s be real… what does Amber have going for her? She’s not attractive, she’s not smart, her personality and hygiene are both terrible and she doesn’t even make enough money to make wiping her ass worth it. Maybe if she was Elon Musk rich I could rationalize someone moving several states away to get that bag, but Amber makes way less than she used to and whatever she had left over from that era is probably long gone.

There are people who have been with a partner for decades and the partner becomes somehow catastrophically disabled or terminally ill and they dip on em like it’s nothing. A lot of people try to caretake and they just can’t do it. It takes a certain kind of mentality to be able to handle someone you already cared about depending on you that much, let alone to seek someone out who is in that situation. LET ALONE to just move right on in and pick up where Becky left off when they barely know each other.

Amber is obviously more independent than someone with no muscles or whatever, but she still ain’t shit and she’s almost too dumb to function. At the very least, it’s got to be like raising a fat, dumb child. I really can’t think of any other reason for someone to latch on so quickly after the breakup. It would either have to be for the money or for the complex and Amber definitely doesn’t have fuck you money to sweeten the deal.
 
This is the kind of thing that might lead to the mass unsubscribing I mentioned earlier.
Some of us are very fond of the reaction channels and if Amber starts attacking them? No.
...And if those channels can't go get her videos to use them in their stuff, who does she think is going to click?
Mass unsubbing was shown to be irrelevant during Shrimpgate, because people still watched. There's no need for a mass unsub campaign now, because her views are already down. I suspect that's why she's doing this now when she didn't do it before.

I eagerly await seeing the takedown notice Amber/Jade will send to Null.
 
Some of us are very fond of the reaction channels and if Amber starts attacking them? No.
Depends which ones.
Some striking to lead to HUGE spectacles. Those channels loosing revenue I could give two shit about.
Callie for example has it LONG TIME coming especially after reeing at Amber for "expecting an apology."
 
I dunno, I could swear I'm seeing a dark skinned person with a white tank top sitting in front of her reflected on the cooking pot🤷‍♀️
But maybe I'm just autistic 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

That's Amber's phone, which she's using to record the video. The reflection you're seeing is Amber. Look at each picture and zoom in. Her giant pork arm, spaghetti and the tongs match up in each screenshot.
 
liduhrully can't see what you're seeing. looks like the reflection of a doorway/window to me.

edit i feel insane and autistic but what was the random audio over her eating in the video it like came out of nowhere and she didn't explain it ?

she used so much seasoning and ate the entire pasta even though she said she was splitting it. lol.
 
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Well, Apathetic Faxx whatever the channels name is, needs to contest the strike and nut up. Zachary Michael Ma'am did that with I think Foodie Fuck and that shit got squashed. If the reaction channels wanna diddle their toes in the feces, when shit like this happens they may as well go balls out and fight back to keep their content up regardless of some doxxing. Faxx was taking all the views from CantWipeOnHerOwnLynn. Of course pants shitting over view loss made "someone" decide to strike and be a giant dildo about it. Wipey needs to go get fucked and kick rocks. Go polyamor-your ass back to the ghetto so we can watch fat fuck flail and die alone already. This boring ass redemption era is tired. We need some new infirmities and belly button bleeds and limbs oozing til they're lopped the fuck off.
 
Wow, Jade thanks for reading my comment and telling you NOT WHAT TO DO! You stupid cunt. Striking reaction channels fucks with the master channel because it creates a Streisand effect, in this case, you do not want views to get syphoned. Which will syphon more views because now a ton of proxies will appear. DSP did this shit and it destroyed him.

Jade is 100% behind this guaranteed and acting as a "manager". Gratz, you destroyed the lolcow whose fucking bankroll was being a lolcow. Did you honestly look at Amber and think you could be a weight-loss inspiration.

I glossed over the video, it's dross as usual. Apathetic please contest it because you are saying you will go to court. "you won't" and it will get reversed. Now Jade take a small channel to court, do it. I swear nothing bad will happen.
 
A minor bitch considering her countless transgressions against good taste. crimes against basic intelligence, etc., but for the love of God - has no one taught her to put her ground whatever meat in a bowl & MIX in whatever 'seasoneens' she's throwing into her slop?

Can't imagine what would have led her to doing her own interpretation of her analytics; I agree it's most likely another party but in typical Amber fashion, she's doubling down on what isn't working. That flew & brought higher engagement when she was being amusingly bratty but is killing her as she trials this version of a Stepford deathfat.

People don't mysteriously & radically change their approach or behaviour without some imperative external force in play. She's not doing therapy, hasn't had a catastrophic head injury & breakups in the past haven't led to a milk toast version of Amber.

It's amusing that she's been able to keep up the new facade this long but it's not going to last. She didn't mature & learn how to pretend to give a shit about her viewers or anything overnight.
 
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