Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

With love, you guys are overthinking it. This shit isn't gonna happen ever. Like bariatric surgery or moving to Seattle.



Gorl you know nobody walked that dog. And Amber just leaves the animals bowls of food to graze from 24/7. I'm pretty sure Amberlynn would do the same for herself if she didn't have to keep up the exhausting appearance of being a normal functioning adult that eats at scheduled meal times.

Yeah I bet it's wee wee pads all over the place with shit and piss on it.
Someone should send her a fucking trough and hook it to her bed.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Only took Jade being gone a few days for the greasy poop bun to make it's triumphant return.

 

[BECOME DARKNESS ITSELF]

Jade posted on LinkedIn again, saying that she has a disability. She said she is bipolar, so is that the disability she is talking about? Or is there some other disability causing her to be dumb enough to date Amber?

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Jade posted on LinkedIn again, saying that she has a disability. She said she is bipolar, so is that the disability she is talking about? Or is there some other disability causing her to be dumb enough to date Amber?

Bases her identity on and signals her diversity check boxes for woke points.
Wonders if she is being hired by companies for said diversity woke points rather than merit.
exceptional

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Only took Jade being gone a few days for the greasy poop bun to make it's triumphant return.

We've moved into the no makeup phase of the relationship. We'll be in the 10 day unwashed greasy bun phase in no time!

Jade posted on LinkedIn again, saying that she has a disability. She said she is bipolar, so is that the disability she is talking about? Or is there some other disability causing her to be dumb enough to date Amber?

I don't know where, and I am uncertain exactly when other than Becky was still there, but I recall Amber saying Jade has BPD.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Damn is big Al even going to try and copy foodie boodies abuse saga as well now! damn bitch can't get any of her own ideas for conten

I don't know where, and I am uncertain exactly when other than Becky was still there, but I recall Amber saying Jade has BPD.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

With love, you guys are overthinking it. This shit isn't gonna happen ever. Like bariatric surgery or moving to Seattle.

Oh, I'm not under any misconception that she'll actually DO anything if it means leaving her house. It's her saying it as if it's an actual thing that could happen that's mind-numbingly stupid.

 

[dollastoho]

I get the need for a car, or flatbed maybe, but why all this talk about Amber getting a license?
Do we know for certain if Jade Francis has a valid driver's license?

 

[Truth or Consequences]

I don't know where, and I am uncertain exactly when other than Becky was still there, but I recall Amber saying Jade has BPD.

I'm pretty certain that BPD on its own (unless horrifically severe or co-morbid) does not classify one as anything close to disabled. It's a fucking cluster B personality disorder, it's not any less disabling than being a narc, except for those around the sufferer.

Besides, what little is known of Jade doesn't vibe BPD. A BPD wouldn't leave a gorl they oh-so-adore-to-death alone on Thanksgiveen. They also likely wouldn't force a poly relationship as they really latch 100% onto their victim and put them on a pedestal. The aspect of control might be there, but that's just narc shit, honestly.

 

[FatalTater]

Okay what kind of sped writes on a countertop like that?! Oh wait, Amber has a type.

It's always jarring to me how aggressively fat her chin is. I noticed it when she was drinking the soda. Her neck might be smaller but that chin isn't leaving without a fight.

For those trying to figure out how big-in-inches Amber is, she's shown standing in a doorway. Aren't doorways at least 30"? If Amber is 30 inches wide and 63 inches tall, on a scale of 1-10 how glad are you not to be her?

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Jade posted on LinkedIn again, saying that she has a disability. She said she is bipolar, so is that the disability she is talking about? Or is there some other disability causing her to be dumb enough to date Amber?

I know theoretically a company isn't supposed to discriminate based on a disability but realistically, isn't it a little bit... short sighted or (if I go full tilt) stupid to disclose something like that on your LinkedIn for every potential recruiter to see before you even apply for a job?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I know theoretically a company isn't supposed to discriminate based on a disability but realistically, isn't it a little bit... short sighted or (if I go full tilt) stupid to disclose something like that on your LinkedIn for every potential recruiter to see before you even apply for a job?

Yes. Those of us who have actually experienced the real world understand this. People like Jade, however, think, "Hey, potential employers aren't allowed to discriminate against me because of mUh cOnDiShUn, therefore it's totally fine to blast it all over my LinkedIn. THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DISCRIMINATE!"

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Okay what kind of sped writes on a countertop like that?! Oh wait, Amber has a type.

Also, “You’re mine”? Amber are you sure that was your girlfriend or did a serial killer break in during the night?

 

[AwkwardPineapple]

I'm pretty certain that BPD on its own (unless horrifically severe or co-morbid) does not classify one as anything close to disabled. It's a fucking cluster B personality disorder, it's not any less disabling than being a narc, except for those around the sufferer.

There actually is a test that psychologists can give patients with mental disorders that tests how functional they are or not in their daily lives and, yes, can be used in getting on disability. It’s called the GAF or Global Assessment of Functioning.

https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/gaf-scale-facts

Besides, what little is known of Jade doesn't vibe BPD. A BPD wouldn't leave a gorl they oh-so-adore-to-death alone on Thanksgiveen. They also likely wouldn't force a poly relationship as they really latch 100% onto their victim and put them on a pedestal. The aspect of control might be there, but that's just narc shit, honestly.

No, but a BPD would leave a gorl that they only cared about draining resources from.

 

[Truth or Consequences]

No, but a BPD would leave a gorl that they only cared about draining resources from.

BPDs aren't users per se. The using isn't the end goal, it's a byproduct. They will utilise it to get what they want, but what they want is usually not to be abandoned, to be loved, catered to, taken care of emotionally, be fulfilled. If they can have you without opening up and have control over you, that's all the better. But a lot of them (intentionally or unintentionally) put in a lot of actual emotion into their relationships and develop codependency. Leaving someone they are "using" is just not BPD modus operandi, and they can feel both like they are unable to control their victim, and feel the repercussions of this codependency in the form of anxiety or other negative emotions. As destructive as they tend to be, they genuinely do oftentimes believe they love the person and they try to act accordingly and will even experience these strong emotions of love and display them lavishly.

TL;DR Wifey is a fatass fatty fat grifting uggo user narc because BPDs at least try to pretend they love you convincingly.

 

[AwkwardPineapple]

BPDs aren't users per se. The using isn't the end goal, it's a byproduct. They will utilise it to get what they want, but what they want is usually not to be abandoned, to be loved, catered to, taken care of emotionally, be fulfilled. If they can have you without opening up and have control over you, that's all the better. But a lot of them (intentionally or unintentionally) put in a lot of actual emotion into their relationships and develop codependency. Leaving someone they are "using" is just not BPD modus operandi, and they can feel both like they are unable to control their victim, and feel the repercussions of this codependency in the form of anxiety or other negative emotions. As destructive as they tend to be, they genuinely do oftentimes believe they love the person and they try to act accordingly and will even experience these strong emotions of love and display them lavishly.

TL;DR Wifey is a fatass fatty fat grifting uggo user narc because BPDs at least try to pretend they love you convincingly.

Maybe I wasn’t clear enough. Jade doesn’t love her. She is using her. I don’t think it’s that fucking deep. People with BPD don’t know how to actually “love” anyone. Outside of years of therapy and DBT the only person they love is their “favorite person.” Everyone else is a financial or emotional resource.

 

[Truth or Consequences]

Maybe I wasn’t clear enough. Jade doesn’t love her. She is using her. I don’t think it’s that fucking deep. People with BPD don’t know how to actually “love” anyone. Outside of years of therapy and DBT the only person they love is their “favorite person.” Everyone else is a financial or emotional resource.

True. IDK why I even thought Amber might be her FP for a second, it's late. I still don't think most BPDs are this incredibly shit at hiding their grift. In fact, most are pretty good about leeching off their victims covertly for years.

 

[marjoram]

Also, “You’re mine”? Amber are you sure that was your girlfriend or did a serial killer break in during the night?

It seems a FatAl type deal situation to write that bullshit herself. The handwriting is quite similar to hers...

 

[StrawberryDouche]

TL;DR Wifey is a fatass fatty fat grifting uggo user narc because BPDs at least try to pretend they love you convincingly.

Right, but this is what Amber said, because this is what Jade told Amber. She told her she's BPD (like Amber!) to make Amber feel like they were sympatico and to better manipulate her.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I get the need for a car, or flatbed maybe, but why all this talk about Amber getting a license?
Do we know for certain if Jade Francis has a valid driver's license?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's fixated on the license for a few reasons: 1. She's trying to convince her audience of her autonomy per usual; 2. It's a clumsy way to say 'FUCK YOU BECKY. I don't need you!'; 3. She's going to eventually use the license as a "reason" for why the car thing doesn't work out: 'oh they won't sell me the car unless I get my license' (not true) 'oh, I have to make an appointment but they won't let me choose the day and x person can't take me on the dates available' 'oh, to schedule the driving test, I need to take a written exam first' (not true after you turn 18 ) ' oh to take the driving test, I need to have my own car' (not true) etc, etc, etc