Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%

  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,634 74.4%
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Turd Fergusson said:
Her channel is dying out slowly. At last check, for the last 30 days, she had only 997,411K views, so she is now under 1M views. The average view for her last 5 videos is 51.2k views. She can't afford to take a holiday.
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I'm convinced she doesn't give a shit about because she has a bevy of rich feeders to pay for her and or she's starting her new saga being a government leech.
 
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Owlflaps said:
I'm convinced she doesn't give a shit about because she has a bevy of rich feeders to pay for her and or she's starting her new saga being a government leech.
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That's not dainty, she wont seriously lean into her feeders. They are merely good fans who give her money and support her. If they do anything too outlandish like ask for feeder shit directly i bet she goes "like whuttt" and ignores it. She may flirt with the idea but will never take it seriously and her onlyfans momen' was proof of that.
Shes also too much of a princess to get govt. Benefits, they dont give her the lifestyle she wants. She doesnt like her white trash roots and wont want to go back.

Pearlxx said:
her community post said she's posting a let's talk video on thursday lmao
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She gave up around the same time she always does like clockwork, then her tard brain kicked in when she saw the amount youtube paid her and realized she cant quit like she used to during the last week of december and like all of fucking January. She doesnt know what to do. She fails vlogmas, cant keep a schedule and now cant afford not to but also is too dumb to make up ideas for her own channel. Her regular choices for content are now "give me ideas/directionless channel existential crisislynn" or "haydurs are sociopaths/ respect muh mentalz"
 
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Anal birth said:
With all respect, is there a more accessible means of getting the Amber lore? The guy has obviously had to sit through an obscene amount of our gorl which I think is commendable compared to most channels that just at best cover Casey, something about Destiny + Becky, and rant about meaningless drama. Toad McKinley's Chantal video is an excellent means to getting an overview of Chantal (at least everything that occurred pre-breakup with Bibi) and if this achieves something similar then its a very useful series if for nothing other than reference.

I'm subbed to this guy as I follow the Delray Misfits, a freak show akin to a real life Always Sunny in a gym in Florida. The whole thing is a giant mess, incredibly disorganised and regularly the victim of members carrying out DFEs. While an incomplete text summary has existed for a good time, it is still great for someone to document it in this form I feel.
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Best way to catch up on amber lore- Go back and watch the videos. It’s time consuming (most of us have been watching amber for years) but why buy the cow if you get the melk for free? Go for the teat
 
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HalfnHalfUdderCalf said:
Best way to catch up on amber lore- Go back and watch the videos. It’s time consuming (most of us have been watching amber for years) but why buy the cow if you get the melk for free? Go for the teat
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Or better yet, watch Kate Winslet or Apathetic faxx. They sum up Amber's cuntent better than Amber ever could.
 
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Amberlynn Reid - YouTube

archived 22 Dec 2021 17:22:22 UTC
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Archive of the community post.
I thought I would highlight some of my favorite comments:
Kira Zaman
18 hours ago (edited)
Amber, as a former drug addict, they always say the end is the same. Jails, institutions, or death. Jail is mainly for drug addicts, but do you not think it’s time to get yourself into an institution before it’s too late? Addicts cannot get better by themselves, which you’ve showed in the past many years. And there’s no shame in that. Why don’t you take the step to get around the clock care for a while in a food rehab, if you really want to get “better”? Because If not that missy, I’m afraid there’s only one other possible end to all of this...
Royal Artefact
23 hours ago
Do you think future you would be proud of the life you led up until now? Do you feel like you have made a worthwhile contribution to society? Who will remember your name?
n00dLe
23 hours ago (edited)
You're going to justify lying about Wifey being there the entire time by explaining that you never specifically said she wasn't there. You said that 'Wifey is no longer a thing' and that you're with a local girl because you actually call her Jade and she's been living with you since August, thus technically making her local. You'll also explain the excessive lying because you did it to protect her. Even though it was you who dropped hints about her identity for months.

I chose to highlight these three because they contain REALL feedback to Amber which she will NEVER answer. That is too uncomfortable and way too scary.
1. Amber will never talk about what really makes her addicted.
2. VERY existential question Amber will never answer that. I do not believe she EVER got a therapist.
3. Again existential question. Amber knows she cannot win in this situation. If she admits that wifey is no longer a thing she jumped into a relationship too quickly. If wifey IS a thing she is trying to cover up that wifey largely controls her channel.
Amber is incapable of deeper reflection because that part of her brain has not switched on due to her childhood. It might never happen with therapy, but she is lying to no one besides herself.
 
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FickleFuck said:
This fat shit is getting to the point that in the not too far away future, people are only gonna check this board to see if she's dead yet. She's that boring and irrelevant.
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It has me wondering how old I'll be when I finally forget she existed, as most of us here are bound to out-live her for many decades.
 
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Amber posted this 5 hours ago:
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When she lies about even the most mundane things, why does she think anyone believes she is not binging on garbage every day to maintain dwarf planet status? She isnt getting the 6k calories a day to stay 500 pounds from 3 strips of turkey bacon, come on amber, we arent stupid like you...
 
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ADHD said:
Amber posted this 5 hours ago:
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* Did YOU lose ((claps, dodges head and sways)) EIGHTYNINE POUUUUUNDSSS! YOURSELF? Or did your gorlfriend's PARENTS put the lockdown on you like a Prader-Wili case?
* Which brand of industrial padlocks should Jade purchase at the Tractor Supply store to lock the kitchen cupboards and fridge?
* Will trash be taken regularly to the dumpster to ensure there is no snacking from there in between?
* How many pounds do you estimate you need to lose to get the Calliope music to stop playing every time you show up?
* Can you please show Laaaaayyyyyyyygggggggssssssssss!

Thank You in advance.
 
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