Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

I haven’t been keeping up with Amber. Not much has changed I see. Views are down, no friends, lonely, pathetic, and still fat.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

 

[Xenomorph]

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Nobody cares fatback lmao.
Bitch should be arrested for filter abuse.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

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'Currently editing a video for tomorrow'.... but.... but... I thought she was so popular with all her new friends and she leaves the house ALL the time, but just doesn't show us because we don't deserve to see it? I would have thought she would be out celebrating the new year or a friend or two would be over to celebrate... YEAH RIGHT lol. Even with that catfishing, filtered to shit photo, her face looks round as fuck. Which bit of her most resembles a basketball? Her calves or her head?

 

[inquizadoor]

It's a fucking Mike's

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

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It's a fucking Mike's

Didn't know the brand as it's not available here, so just did a quick search. 'This Malt Liquor style beer is best paired with Indian, Latin American or Pan Asian foods' Looks like she's been using it to wash a family of 6 meal down. Seems she is starting the year as she means to go on.

 

[Xenomorph]

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It's a fucking Mike's

Youre not drunk if you pose for pics and say youre drunk.
What a basic fucking white bitch.

 

[TC-P]

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Do people still use Snap Chat?

 

[Pearlxx]

Didn't she say she shouldn't drink because it "makes her gain weight" lmao I'm assuming she barely lost weight again.

 

[Xenomorph]

You know how many Mike's it would take to even make this beast tipsy? lmao

 

[toilet_rainbow]

TFW you try to come across like you got drunk on Mike's Hard Lemonade

 

[FatalTater]

I would pee myself to death before the alcohol could build up enough to even get a buzz going. LOL nice try Poserlynn.

 

[ADHD]

Wow, look at that! 31 years old and pretending to be drunk off Mike's Hard Lemonade! I'm sure the teenagers from TikTok are very impressed.

 

[8008135]

Wow, look at that! 31 years old and pretending to be drunk off Mike's Hard Lemonade! I'm sure the teenagers from TikTok are very impressed.

Nah, even the teenagers know how fucking pathetic that is.

 

[Pearlxx]

You know it's weird how much she claims she drank as a teenager to "rebel" but she has SUCH a low tolerance for alcohol she gets drunk off like a glass of wine especially at her size?? when it can take like 4-5 drinks for someone about 200 lbs to get drunk.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Andre the Giant weighed in at 520lbs/236kg and some of the stories about how much he had to drink just to get a buzz on were pretty amazing. I get that he's a guy and their tolerance is higher but still an interesting point of reference.

I think Andre's record was over 150 beers in one sitting. Jake the Snake also confirmed he was so big he had to shit in the bath.

 

[Gergg]

Hambeast lynn is over 500 pounds, a 6 pack of mikes hard is 4 pounds. Even if mikes was 100% alcohol (its 5%) her blood alcohol content would just barely be reaching .08% (the bottom of the "drunk" scale)

Liar lynn so lonely she has to pretend to have a fun time being a sad drunk! Love that for her!

 

[StuffedChocolate]

She wishes that she is drunk. Then she can use hangover to avoid uploading a video.

 

[D_Tractor]

Andre the Giant weighed in at 520lbs/236kg and some of the stories about how much he had to drink just to get a buzz on were pretty amazing. I get that he's a guy and their tolerance is higher but still an interesting point of reference.

I think Andre's record was over 150 beers in one sitting. Jake the Snake also confirmed he was so big he had to shit in the bath.

Andre's BMI was only 47. Amber's is about double that.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

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Let me guess, another 127 reasons why she is totally going to lose the weight this year? She couldn't even read the books she had a goal to do last year and that would be the easiest and most entertaining goal to achieve.