Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Amber and all other death fats remind me of the old cartoon network eps of DBZ where "FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON AMBERLYNN REID!" cuts to her shoving food in her mouth reporting .2 oz of fat loss and squealing about moments. Is equivalent of the episodes that were pure power up screaming.

Just die or fire the attack quit fucking with me already. DO SOMETHING.
 
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Thought she was saving money??? But spent 139.99 on a chair, 149.99 on those headphones, about 250 between the sweater(60) snapback(65) joggers (idk what they cost like ill guess 40) and perfume (77) and 100+ on those shoes...
why not say "hey I'm trying to save money I'll get you one gift under 50 dollars or under 100 dollars" ????
what happened to "getting a car" and "paying out of pocket" for weight loss surgery
 
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Pearlxx said:
Thought she was saving money??? But spent 139.99 on a chair, 149.99 on those headphones, about 250 between the sweater(60) snapback(65) joggers (idk what they cost like ill guess 40) and perfume (77) and 100+ on those shoes...
why not say "hey I'm trying to save money I'll get you one gift under 50 dollars or under 100 dollars" ????
what happened to "getting a car" and "paying out of pocket" for weight loss surgery
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Becky stopped talking to her, and since she wears the wrong shoes so much (because her fat hooves sized her out of walmart flats) and shes resorted to using the flaps of extra yoga pant bottom fabric as shoes shes love bombing wipey with gifts in order for her to have a caretaker of some kind. She only really needs a car so 1. People stop asking and 2. she can get her own ass to wommart and the fucking er. If she has wipey all her problems are solved.
 
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She hasn't worn socks since she worked with Destiny at the old-folks home and had to wear sneakers. Even then, they were ankle socks and she was too lazy to make matching pairs. And although she never explicitly said so, I assume Destiny put them on for her. Chantal can't even put on her own socks. Peetz does it for her.
 
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Gergg said:
I wonder if she can even reach her feet with that poop emoji body shape, I'd be willing to bet she has been wearing the same socks since that "wipey snapping twinkie's neck" picture.
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No way she reaches those hooves of hers. Unless she sits, spreads her legs as wide as they can go, then leans over between her legs and pulls them on. I suppose even that's doubtful, since I imagine her leaning over at the waist (wherever her waist may actually be) for any appreciable time would make her pass out because she's crushing her lungs. Hell, she may not even be able to pull herself back upright from that, given that she has no muscle tone. So Jade has a choice with Big Al: either put her socks on for her, or deal with a 600 pound whale passed out on the floor. The latter would be harder, I think - it isn't like Jade could take the easy way out on that.

 
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Black-coffee-queen said:
Love the ‘black girl starter pack’ of stuff for our Jade!
Fake leather pimp hat ☑️
Beats ☑️
Jogger pants☑️
Jordan’s☑️
Mens aftershave ☑️
Gamer chair ☑️
Thick gold necklace ❌ (Maybe Valentine’s Day Jade)
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Wifey's wardrobe is definitely an upgrade from the neon basketball shorts, Spongebob graphic tees and alien snapbacks that were Necky's getup.
 
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Insulin reid said:
Becky stopped talking to her, and since she wears the wrong shoes so much (because her fat hooves sized her out of walmart flats) and shes resorted to using the flaps of extra yoga pant bottom fabric as shoes shes love bombing wipey with gifts in order for her to have a caretaker of some kind. She only really needs a car so 1. People stop asking and 2. she can get her own ass to wommart and the fucking er. If she has wipey all her problems are solved.
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This is just ambers typical love bombing. She does it every year we got lazier versions the longer she was with becky but wifey doesnt have backward Kentucky sped taste
 
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She was giddy, GIDDY at all the consumerist crap she got to waste money on and received. She was quivering and squealing and OMG STICKERS YOU GUYS THE BAG OPENS EEEEEEEE!!!!!!

She is stricken by a moment of awareness moment and realizes you may see her for what she is - a piggish, greedy garbage monster reveling in plastic trash on the Savior's Birthday. "Of course Christmas isn't about presents, it's about... all the other things" says GluttonLynn, IT COMES WITH COLORED PENS AND PICHUR FRAMES!!!!!!
 
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Amber might be able to use this.

sock aid.jpg
 
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Pearlxx said:
Thought she was saving money??? But spent 139.99 on a chair, 149.99 on those headphones, about 250 between the sweater(60) snapback(65) joggers (idk what they cost like ill guess 40) and perfume (77) and 100+ on those shoes...
why not say "hey I'm trying to save money I'll get you one gift under 50 dollars or under 100 dollars" ????
what happened to "getting a car" and "paying out of pocket" for weight loss surgery
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She obviously has no impulse control (and a shopping addiction), but I suspect it’s deeper than that. I don’t think she actually sees driving a car or getting WLS in her future. She’s not losing weight at any notable pace- still taking in several thousand calories per day. Even with jade pushing her, she loses marginal amounts and doesn’t aim for any overarching lifestyle changes. I honestly don’t think she sees herself as making it out of her 30’s. So why not just blow it all on laygoes and takeout?
 
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She obviously has no impulse control (and a shopping addiction), but I suspect it’s deeper than that. I don’t think she actually sees driving a car or getting WLS in her future. She’s not losing weight at any notable pace- still taking in several thousand calories per day. Even with jade pushing her, she loses marginal amounts and doesn’t aim for any overarching lifestyle changes. I honestly don’t think she sees herself as making it out of her 30’s. So why not just blow it all on laygoes and takeout?
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To some level I do get this. She isnt going to make it to retirement age. Isnt going to be leaving inheritance behind for kids why not enjoy her money and love bomb a lezbean into being her live in caretaker-
 
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She obviously has no impulse control (and a shopping addiction), but I suspect it’s deeper than that. I don’t think she actually sees driving a car or getting WLS in her future. She’s not losing weight at any notable pace- still taking in several thousand calories per day. Even with jade pushing her, she loses marginal amounts and doesn’t aim for any overarching lifestyle changes. I honestly don’t think she sees herself as making it out of her 30’s. So why not just blow it all on laygoes and takeout?
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I always look at Amber as someone who has zero self awareness about how bad her situation is. She does not care about losing weight, she just does it as part of her channel. If she was serious at any point she wouldnt boast about a .4 loss or a 1.4 loss in weight when youre the size of a farm animal. Its just her way of showing that she in fact lost something and therefore is losing weight. Its like scoring a 15% on a test, you obviously failed but you did the bare minimum to not get a 0% so you can logically say you tried.

Amber has been pretty lucky to be able to constantly have someone to take care of her needs for the most part and thats why shell never drive a car (much less fit in one). She has no need to cause shell find some half brained idiot to love bomb and have her be her "girlfriend". When someone faces no true struggles and everything is just fixed for them by another person theyre going to not bother to do anything.

Amber is the perfect consumer to companies, she just buys and consumes endless amounts of plastic shit and calories with no mind of consequences. Ill agree that she has a shopping addiction and no impulse control so when Jade left for the holidays those coping mechanisms skyrocketed for Amber. I dont think she sits and truly thinks how fat she is and how fucked up her health and body is cause she distracts herself with the dumbest shit but when shes left alone im sure the looming doom of being a death fat hits her. She cant stand to be alone cause shes faced with a harsh reality and we see her binging her ass off, not uploading and buying tons of shit. Im positive Jade was not there at Christmas and Amber just bought all this stuff to lovebomb her when she came back so she could feel at ease her house bitch is back and she shouldnt leave her.
 
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