Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StuffedChocolate]

Geez Amber, you really want cancer back to gain some views, huh?

 

[Gergg]

Amber, just stop, you aren't fooling anyone. You arent a "dainty" 520+ pounds from eating a salade and 2 fillets. Also whoever you hired to pretend to be Jade "The Asswipe" Francis was the wrong body shape so we know you are alone. But hey at least you got to hug an uber driver!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"I aM lOsInG wEiGhT", except when my curator leaves me alone and friendless over Thanksgiving/ Christmas/ my birthday and I go on the Ornj Chimkin bender to end all benders and gain 15 el bees.

At least Chantal has the intelligence to film/ stream her chimp out beeze sessions because even a smooth brain like her has figured out that drama = views = profit.

 

[marjoram]

Didn't she said, in one of the Becky era lives, she'll only be back to mookbangs if she was broke?

Sure did. It was sumthin' like..."I'm NOT broke! If you ever see me makeen mookbong videos again you'll know I'm hurteen for money."


You go right ahead, FatAl, do what you love; the ONLY thing you love. Stuff that fat smug face 'til you burst like an overfull tick. We'll watch.

Promise.
(on Apathetic Faxx)

 

[dollastoho]

You know who's not broke fatty?!
Apathetic FaxX
In the words of your bff Chantal "stay mad".

 

[fetid_sewer_rat]

I'm far from vegan but I grieve for every salmon that had to die for Amber, only to be turned into a dry piece of charcoal.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Have we ever seen her eat a steak? Just kinda realized now the only thing she ever eats is turkey, chicken and the occasional salmon that she ruins? She has the palate of a child.

Nothing she ever eats looks appealing, certainly not worth blowing up to 600 pounds.

 

[Chef Autism]

Have we ever seen her eat a steak? Just kinda realized now the only thing she ever eats is turkey, chicken and the occasional salmon that she ruins? She has the palate of a child.

Nothing she ever eats looks appealing, certainly not worth blowing up to 600 pounds.

Nah, she'd have to chew that too much. Don't want to burn too many calories and counteract the eating!

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Have we ever seen her eat a steak? Just kinda realized now the only thing she ever eats is turkey, chicken and the occasional salmon that she ruins? She has the palate of a child.

Nothing she ever eats looks appealing, certainly not worth blowing up to 600 pounds.

She eats white meats as they are seen as healthier, less fat and all.

So replacing sausages and bacon with lower fat versions is quite positive.

But then all she does is over eat it and gain weight. So she may aswell just eat pork based bacon and sausages and get the pleasure of eating something with all the fats still in it.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

You know who's not broke fatty?!
Apathetic FaxX
In the words of your bff Chantal "stay mad".

For Amber's "100 days of weighting", Amber has 64k views but Apathetic FaxX has 115k views. Amazing.

For her last Mukbangs, Amber has 30k views after 17 hours and Apathetic FaxX has 38k views.

Amber has 855k views for the last 30 days.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

She eats white meats as they are seen as healthier, less fat and all.

So replacing sausages and bacon with lower fat versions is quite positive.

But then all she does is over eat it and gain weight. So she may aswell just eat pork based bacon and sausages and get the pleasure of eating something with all the fats still in it.

In her fat addled brain low calorie or low fat foods means she can eat twice as much or more and it’s still ‘hulthy’
She really is a moron. She reminds me of Harold from Hey Arnold.

 

[Guardsman42]

She eats white meats as they are seen as healthier, less fat and all.

So replacing sausages and bacon with lower fat versions is quite positive.

But then all she does is over eat it and gain weight. So she may aswell just eat pork based bacon and sausages and get the pleasure of eating something with all the fats still in it.

The irony of this mentality is that in 100 gram portions; there is about 100-120 calorie difference in bacon..vs bullshit turkey bacon. But turkey bacon will have much more additives to compensate for the flavour etc. From a health stand point; the turkey bacon with the additives etc is infinitely worse long term. Some thing to understand; fat is not bad. Like as a rule of thumb people tend to go completely overboard on the 'fat is bad' thing. But that's in general, not really pertinent to Hamber.

Not that we can expect some one like Hamber to go 'Maybe I should just buy good quality bacon to avoid all the fucking additives' to begin with. But I wouldn't be surprised if the horrific diet deathfats do in terms of chemical additives contributed to her cancer. Maybe some day science will have evidence for this. I think I touched on this long ago; these deathfats who act like they care about what they eat but never fucking actually buy good food. It astounds me to get that fat eating what amounts to McDonalds chicken nuggets.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Maybe some day science will have evidence for this.

Given how they test for "causing cancer" that is 100% inevitable.

 

[Guardsman42]

Given how they test for "causing cancer" that is 100% inevitable.

Well the thing is; the people like Hamber don't overly intend to help. They have zero intention of being exposed as 'They literally ate so much fake bullshit it gave them cancer and they gained 400 pounds in the process'. I doubt even in death; Hamber will help.

 

[8008135]

I doubt even in death; Hamber will help.

In death, Amber will be exactly what she was in life: a burden.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

The irony of this mentality is that in 100 gram portions; there is about 100-120 calorie difference in bacon..vs bullshit turkey bacon. But turkey bacon will have much more additives to compensate for the flavour etc. From a health stand point; the turkey bacon with the additives etc is infinitely worse long term. Some thing to understand; fat is not bad. Like as a rule of thumb people tend to go completely overboard on the 'fat is bad' thing. But that's in general, not really pertinent to Hamber.

Not that we can expect some one like Hamber to go 'Maybe I should just buy good quality bacon to avoid all the fucking additives' to begin with. But I wouldn't be surprised if the horrific diet deathfats do in terms of chemical additives contributed to her cancer. Maybe some day science will have evidence for this. I think I touched on this long ago; these deathfats who act like they care about what they eat but never fucking actually buy good food. It astounds me to get that fat eating what amounts to McDonalds chicken nuggets.

Further to this; deathfats never seem to actually like food.

They love junk, sugar, various stimulating substances found in food but few of them are actually "foodies".

No one can convince me that Amber is actually into food. No one who genuinely enjoys good meals with good ingredients would put up with burnt fish coated in dried onion, garlic, PAM and hot sauce or two turkey bacons with eggs that just taste of the vinegar from the hot sauce.

 

[dollastoho]

Not that we can expect some one like Hamber to go 'Maybe I should just buy good quality bacon to avoid all the fucking additives' to begin with.

Yes, because it's all smoke and mirrors to give the illusion that she's making healthy choices. She sprays the fuck out of that salmon, but will only fry with water. Just like decimals with her weight. All parlor tricks for the new folks. I wonder if wipey is drinking the grape koolaid still.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Yes, because it's all smoke and mirrors to give the illusion that she's making healthy choices. She sprays the fuck out of that salmon, but will only fry with water. Just like decimals with her weight. All parlor tricks for the new folks. I wonder if wipey is drinking the grape koolaid still.

It is all for show. You do not maintain a weight of 500 pounds by eating cook salmon and a salad. If she was, she would be dropping several pounds a week. To maintain her weight, she needs to eat at least 4,700 calories. Most of her meals are takeaways.

No one can convince me that Amber is actually into food. No one who genuinely enjoys good meals with good ingredients would put up with burnt fish coated in dried onion, garlic, PAM and hot sauce or two turkey bacons with eggs that just taste of the vinegar from the hot sauce.

Amber is a picky eater. Amber is a carb-queen. She eats huge quantities of rice. Her mother complained about how much rice she eats. She does not like fruit and very few vegetables. The only vegetables that she seems to eat regularly are string beans, cauliflower, and broccoli. Unfortunately, they are doused in Tappatio and other salty sauce.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The visible desperation in Amber at trying to clock 100k which pays probably about $200 if her CPM is at 2-4. This would mean she would gain about $4k a month with 5 uploads a week.

She is clearly not making this and in fact, Amber's viewership is the lowest it has been since she became well known. she has not hit 100k in just over 3 months and that is bad for her. It means she has to chase relevancy with earning money.

If I would estimate her earnings using a 2-4 for December I'd say about $1270 which is terrible for her. It is clear though the wheels are turning and people warned her about this.

 

[FatalTater]

Fat Amber thinks she is sexy.
At 600 lbs Amber was eyefucking that camera so hard I'm surprised it didn't break.
She does not want to lose weight.
She likes the food she likes, the fatty greasy takeout stuff.
She knows other people judge her for this.
She lies about liking healthy foods to impress people.
Ever meet a fat girl who only takes the daintiest bites of salad at the dinner table and acts like that's normal for her, but you just know? That's Amber.

#Amberlynn has never ever felt wrong for being what she is, no matter how many Woe Is Me! things she posts. She loves this. She would lose her goddamn mind if she had to eat the way she pretends to when she's off camera.

More and more of her audience is realizing it. I love that for her.