Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Satanic Bimbo]

she is trying to tell me she smells better now than she did at gaycare?

 

[ADHD]

I never thought I would say this, but here we are: Amber needs to beg Becky to take her back. Now.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She is throwing everything but the kitchen sink at her vlogs. The last one has not reached 50k views in a day. I am not sure what else she can do now besides mimicking Chantal.

Layygs.

Especially when their Hyndai isn't even worth 10k. Amber is all about the fakes, the fake Louis Vuitton, the fake YSL bags, fake Weigh-Ins...

Nouveau riche, still white trash.

All of you who ask "what would Wifey get out of this" the answer is simple... Amber's channel.

They have zero legal attachment to one another. Unless Big Al has made will of some kind, leaving her shit to Wifey, that is not happening. Even if she had the passwords to everything and started posting shit to the channel, one report to YT, and that is history.

Her channel gets roughly 10k-15k a month.. for NO EFFORT videos.. of garbage. She's making way less now but let's play the cynical game.

Not any more. She peaked a few years ago, and has nothing at all to show for it.

Amber goes to the hospital, she's dying, she makes videos saying goodbye, crying, etc. Those videos would EXPLODE, and then shes 6 feet under... who get the revenue?

Big Al's bank account. Just because she's a whale doesn't mean the law doesn't apply to her and/or her estate, such as it is.

Why her very "sad" wife.. who now dedicates the channel to her memory.. and posts videos about random shit. Maybe goes on her own weightloss journey.. or encourages fans.. or just has drama. The effort is SO minimal. You could work full time and still crack it out on the side. Even if the channel falls and only earns 1/3 of what Amber made.. that's still 60k a year or so.

Without any legal standing to inherit Big Al's shit, this is not a happening thing.

This is just like a 10 marrying an old dude; both wifey and the 10 are just waiting the clock out to inherit. Shit she doesn't even have to fake the romance.. just live there.

Big Al is not getting married and she is not making a will.

I very much doubt there is a mechanism for Jade to inherit any money without marrying Amber first. Even if it mostly goes to plan, she will have to get Amber to arrive at a ceremony on a set date with witnesses to go through with the marriage process and spend all the money related to this process.

You don't have to have a wedding. You can use a justice of the peace or just show up at the country clerk's office, get the license, get it notarized and get married right there. This is also something that is not happening.

When Amber snuffs it, the money will either be locked behind a password or a bank account. It would not be worth the punishment for the crime of attempting to take the one months worth of ad revenue at some point in the future. Let's face it, Amber isn't sat on a savings account, she doesn't own any nice valuable stuff, she doesn't have any property/stocks/shares/assets.

Exactly: there isn't shit in Big Al's estate, such as it is, beyond candles, clothes she's never worn, and "expert laygos" she's put together and then thrown back in the box without care.

I don't think Jade is dumb enough to move away from one of the richest cities in the US for someone who doesn't really have a pot to piss in.

Just another loser grifter, try to suck on the whale's teat and finding out the hard way that said whale is a dry gorl.

 

[FickleFuck]

Watched Faxx Machine's video. They interspersed old shit with her current shit. Really highlights what a lying piece of shit this butter golem is. It's all the obvious we already know, like the "new" girlfriend remembering shit her fat ass wanted months ago when they didn't know each other 'cause it's totally not Wipey and how she was so suicidal in gaycare and Becky is still her bestie and they talk all the time. Faxx is showing the Ambabies how full of crap she is and still taking those views. And Necky is maybe growing a sack that isn't just a fupa. Necks needs to start spewing shit. You know she's probably got pics of some super fucked up shit. I mean, if her and Eric had the shitty period panty pics of the ex that cheated on her with dudes, you know she's got something dirtier than the bloody turd toilet cancer clot toilet pics Hambutt herself posted to "prove" she has cancer.

 

[Queequeg]

How many therapists and doctors has she had in the last five years?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

How many therapists and doctors has she had in the last five years?

Her doctors, in the sense that she has an actual relationship with any? Zero.

 

[Queequeg]

Her doctors, in the sense that she has an actual relationship with any? Zero.

I mean how many times has she said "I got a new doctor/therapist/dietitian/weight loss doctor", I guess.

 

[Tomie Ito]

I mean how many times has she said "I got a new doctor/therapist/dietitian/weight loss doctor", I guess.

As many times as she's attempted to eat healthy and lose weight, which is.... too much to count. To give a serious answer, I'd assume she's talked about it a minimum of 10 times. She's known to lie a lot (but never consistently), so I'd assume she's only seen a couple of doctors and dietitians and that's it. The therapy stuff, I highly doubt she's ever been to therapy.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

The second part of Mr Snowflake's Big AL documentary dropped. It's pretty good stuff and takes it's time. I never followed ALR during the earlier sagas and will never watch any of her content on her channel so it's interesting to have this doc break down how Amby was a shitty person even way back in 2014.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

This was quite good content imo.

I like it when she just lies straight into the camera as it let's people like Faxx clip them and bring them back up to show up future lies. Ambers lies are the gift that keeps on giveeen.

 

[Cataloons]

That ring is huge! Size 10 is a UK size U bigger than most men’s ring fingers!

To put this in perspective, a certain kiwi (ahem) who has very large hands for a lady wears a 7.25 US size of their ring finger, and a 9 US size as a thumb ring. It's not unrealistic for an average man to wear a 9 US on their ring finger. ALR's fingers seem to be the last in a long line of body parts that have grown large beyond human capacity.

 

[tzgnilki]

To put this in perspective, a certain kiwi (ahem) who has very large hands for a lady wears a 7.25 US size of their ring finger, and a 9 US size as a thumb ring. It's not unrealistic for an average man to wear a 9 US on their ring finger. ALR's fingers seem to be the last in a long line of body parts that have grown large beyond human capacity.

I kinda wanted to put it into perspective for myself, but I was so shocked I had to share it

20mm bullet

Spoiler: ring sizing charts

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I mean how many times has she said "I got a new doctor/therapist/dietitian/weight loss doctor", I guess.

That's a big, big number. I'm gonna go with n+1, n being just any random number over 10. Beause that's probably accurate.

 

[440088]

The second part of Mr Snowflake's Big AL documentary dropped. It's pretty good stuff and takes it's time. I never followed ALR during the earlier sagas and will never watch any of her content on her channel so it's interesting to have this doc break down how Amby was a shitty person even way back in 2014.

I love this so much. It’s so fucking refreshing to see an actual deep dive into amber other than “wow this YouTuber is fat! Here is me skipping around on the amber thread on kiwifarms and posting some iconic moments”.

You can tell this dude actually took the time to sit down and read the thread front to back and just the amount of content he had to watch on amber really gave him a feel for her. Love that for him. Ambers videos individually are…. Lack luster but her library of videos together really is amazing.



Not to be like overly cheesy. But I’ve had many, many different accounts on the farms. On YouTube. I’m paranoid so I change it up pretty regularly, but I’ve been posting, writing, watching, and observing amber for like 6 years now. Like holy fucking shit. I won’t give my age. But for my OG gorls. We have literally grown up together for 6 years watching this fat bitch gain weight.



I’m not as delusional as the haydurs (they are idiots) - but I will admit that I have a parasocial relationship with amber. Like, I have literally never talked to her. She doesn’t know me AT ALL. I am completely anonymous to her but to me she feels like a friend just because I’ve been watching her for 6 years. Like I feel like I actually know her better than some of my IRL friends. And that’s partly why I suspect a lot of us are still watching her. Not because we are even entertained anymore. Because lezzbereal. She is just sitting in her apartment rambling about fucking nothing and I can’t even remember the last time I was actually amused by a video. (Rip destiny era when I would actually laugh out loud) - but I can’t stop watching at this point lol. I don’t check in as much as I use too. But ambers channel will never really die. Because she has this “parasocial” relationship with hundreds of us at this point.

Dumb cunt. I know in my heart how it’s going to end for her. But still… I wish she would one day actually lose the weight. But I know one day imma find out she died and imma be sad lol.

Anyways drunken rant over. it just hit me how fucking long I’ve been watching her.

 

[TC-P]

I kinda wanted to put it into perspective for myself, but I was so shocked I had to share it

20mm bullet

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Spoiler: ring sizing charts

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All I can think is why do you have that caliber bullet just lying around?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I am completely anonymous to her but to me she feels like a friend just because I’ve been watching her for 6 years. Like I feel like I actually know her better than some of my IRL friends. And that’s partly why I suspect a lot of us are still watching her.

I don't know about all that. I watch her because she's comically fat and says stupid shit that makes me lol.

One of the things that struck me with that Snowflake video -which was surprisingly good- was just how manipulative she is. Yes, it's accepted fact Amber is manipulative, but to see it concentrated like that really brought it home. Her little piggy eyes were positively alight with it!

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

All I can think is why do you have that caliber bullet just lying around?

Looks like a Vulcan 20mm round from a cannon like the ones mounted on certain helicopters. Blue tip usually suggests it's a training dummy. Probably bought vintage for collectors purposes.

If I recall correctly, the 20mm caliber will refer to the diameter of the projectile and not the brass coloured casing.

 

[TC-P]

Looks like a Vulcan 20mm round from a cannon like the ones mounted on certain helicopters. Blue tip usually suggests it's a training dummy. Probably bought vintage for collectors purposes.

If I recall correctly, the 20mm caliber will refer to the diameter of the projectile and not the brass coloured casing.

Well colour me impressed.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

super duper OT but what is that clip of " no one cares" in apathetic's intro from?

Never knew, either. Thanks @Pearlxx ! Here's a clip -

 

[Behelit Boy xddxxddd]

New video:

weight loss update & best coffee ever! | vlog | Jan 9th, 2022

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Amber claiming that coffee dessert has about 100 calories when the half can of Reddi-wip alone amounts to 500+ calories.