Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Editing this shit to add: that "after" photo is manipulated as fuck. Look the the brown drawers in the background. The bathroom ones. Is that a half shelf-assed Wipey attempt at photoshop?
It's such a fucking failshoop. The after photo is a 350 pound gorl after losing 200 pounds. That's not a 500 pound fat sack of trash in a size 6 Torrid tent after losing 80.

Do better, dipshits.
 
"Lost" 80lbs but still looks like absolute shit. Keep flexing, Amber, your body is ruined to the point of no return.
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The fact that her gunt literally hangs to her knees will never cease to amuse and horrify me.

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That's her lymphadema. It won't reduce in size as she loses weight because she has caused permanent damage to her lymphatic system. Love that for her.

"There's no cure for lymphedema. Treatment focuses on reducing the swelling and preventing complications."
 
Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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She edited it to add that people who think it's a photoshop are somehow complimenting her. She really does have a single amoeba as her only brain cell, to go with that one terrible taste bud of hers. Let's break things down for you, LiarLynn:

1. The "gf" may have presented herself to you as some kind of techno-wizard, but her editing skills suck.
2. You haven't lost 80 pounds, Fatty.
3. Nice try at putting up a staged photo to pretend you were just "caught in the moment" for a candid shot. Wash your greasy fucking hair, you absolute pig.
4. It isn't a "compliment" when people don't believe your bullshit. It means they don't believe the bullshit you're peddling. If we added up all the bullshit you've provided over the years, we'd be able to put a layer of shit deep enough to turn the Gobi into a fucking rainforest.

The two of you are just as fucking stupid as you and anyone else you've been with over the year. It ain't pretty.
 
Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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Here’s the screen cap from the Torrid Haul - Tent-Sized. It’s from my phone but close enough to same time. The top one will take me a little longer to find. Of course, timeline fuckery means either photo is a rough guess for when they occurred.
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That's her lymphadema. It won't reduce in size as she loses weight because she has caused permanent damage to her lymphatic system. Love that for her.

"There's no cure for lymphedema. Treatment focuses on reducing the swelling and preventing complications."
Full disclosure, I have no medical degree: assuming ALR's lymphedema is stage 3 which it probably is given how many issues she's had with cellulitis and how long she's been gargantuan sized, even if she lost a ton of weight it's really unlikely it'll revert to an earlier stage. Repeat cellulitis infections and swelling of the lymph nodes takes a heavy toll at the cellular level where the cells become fibrotic similar to scar tissue. That shit is basically unfixable outside of lopping off the affected area (which is pretty hard when it's basically your entire front half + both legs). Gravity is rapidly killing ALR's body tissue and every day she stays huge is another day of creating more of that fibrotic tissue and ruining whatever functioning lymph tissue she has left.
 
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OK, Big ImaLiarLynn, you claim seven months and 80 pounds lost. OK, let's play - I'll be generous, even, and set the start to May of last year, just to give you a longer period.

May 22, 2021 (Cued)

That weigh in clocks in at 543.2. This month, you've still been in the high 490s. I'll be generous there, too, and spot you a few pounds, setting it at 495. That's 48.2 pounds. Not even 50 pounds. Definitely not the 80 pounds you want people to believe. Stop being a mendacious cunt.
 
It never ceases to amaze me with how much she's physically destroyed her body. Even if she were to shrink down to 120lbs she'd still be horribly disfigured.
If she lost that much weight, the loose skin hanging off of her 120lbs body would make her look like a 10 year old Mastiff dog.

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Keeping with the sitcom analogies, it’s almost like the Gaycare years were a sitcom like Friends, and this era is a spin-off series, where one character goes to live in the big city with a new life, and no-one likes it.
Arguably she was the main character of that set, but it still isn’t working without the ensemble.

That Photoshop Jade has done will feed Amber’s body dysmorphia that she’s not as big as she thought, and that will mean she will sneak extra fast food and treats to reward herself. It’s a plus for us.
 
Amber has the stupidest way of tracking her "weight loss"

Every time she loses a pound, or a fraction of one, she'll add that to her "weight loss", even if she gained 10 pounds the week before. Every weigh in is a new "highest weight" so any 1.2 or .4 pounds she loses for every 10 pounds she gains, is "weight loss" She's a fucking retard.

That insane rumors bullshit video that she did addressing the September/January weigh in and the other lies she's committed was so fucking bad. Doubling down, telling everyone how wrong they are and ridiculous for making up "conspiracies" This bitch could replace Jen Psaki.
 
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