Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I had a feeling we wouldn't have to focus on debunking the photoshop job for long when her own recent uploaded haul provides more receipts than we could ever need.

Personally, I don't think she did photoshop the discussed photo. I think she noticed that something about the photo makes her look smaller and uploaded it on that basis. Plus she purposely picked one from her biggest ever to make it more jarring.

The biggest quarry digger in the world makes some quarry diggers look smaller but the smaller quarry digger is still massive.

She maybe has a little less gunt these days and the shelf seems to have become more defined but all I can see is two photos of the same morbidly obese person from different years.
 
Of course Albert has to post a comparison shot after Dana was getting so much praise.
How dare Fridge successfully lose weight in a shorter time frame than Hambo, the fucking cheek of it.

The thing is that Amberlynn could loose a lot of weight easy in a short period of time if she was willing to eat 1600 calories a day. Even if she was eating 2600 calories a day she still would be loosing and that is well above the average allowance for women.
 
The only reason the walrus may have the optical illusion of being less ball-shaped is because she is getting older and now her abuse of her body is meeting the dreaded "Sag-hag" years. Her body was able to keep a round shape for quite a while but gravity and organ damage are starting to win the war.

Love those dark knuckles and yellowing skin tone by the way... "Untreated Diabetic-Chique" is a good look for you Hamburglar Lynn!
 
Love those dark knuckles and yellowing skin tone by the way... "Untreated Diabetic-Chique" is a good look for you Hamburglar Lynn!

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That's fuckin' sleep paralysis demon shit right there. 31 and perfeckly hulthy y'all.
 
The only reason the walrus may have the optical illusion of being less ball-shaped is because she is getting older and now her abuse of her body is meeting the dreaded "Sag-hag" years. Her body was able to keep a round shape for quite a while but gravity and organ damage are starting to win the war.
Oh, I have my suspicion that the reason she is doing this now is that, even with the small amount of weight loss, she does not want to start to have too much loose skin. Both her arms and abdomen would look horrendous with more weight loss. One of her greatest fears is sagging skin, and by now there is absolutely no way that she would not have an insane amount of it. It is another reason why she cancelled her bariatric surgeon appointment.

At this point, she is happy with her "80 pounds weight loss". She is now in the weight maintenance phase that will minimize tissue sagging and will not require a massive amount of dieting.
 

The human body is an amazing thing. But even it can be pushed too far and not be able to come back from the abuse heaped upon it.

How does her shelf ass look even more deformed now?

Her body is fucked.

Gravity: not just a theory. Also age. Women hit their 30s and shit goes into overdrive.

Of course Albert has to post a comparison shot after Dana was getting so much praise.
How dare Fridge successfully lose weight in a shorter time frame than Hambo, the fucking cheek of it.

Someone in the comments on this compost said essentially the same thing, but added something about Dana looking beautiful. You can imagine the responses to that part of it.

The thing is that Amberlynn could loose a lot of weight easy in a short period of time if she was willing to eat 1600 calories a day. Even if she was eating 2600 calories a day she still would be loosing and that is well above the average allowance for women.

But she isn't and never will be. It's a fruitless conversation, much like her diet.
 
As someone who fell down the ALR rabbit hole during the Gaycare era, I like that it's having something of a renaissance. I know the Destiny era was the prime era for milk, as that was when she was the most scandalous and dramatic, but the Gaycare era is definitely aging well compared to her completely stale content now.
 
Found this earlier, someone who had to break it down that shelf-ass isn’t ass at all, it’s muffin top fat transferance to the back (and all the way around) of our grotesquely-sized and shaped gorl. 🐘
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Cheyenne Jasmine comes through again.

She truly does the work that we all wanna see. Genius.
 
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She ended Day One with McDonald’s (a 20 piece nuggets, fries and the fish burger, AND a Sonic ice cream milkshake).

119 Weight Watchers points. Googling it seems that can either be 3,570 or 4,165 calories for the day, depending on which Weight Watchers points she is going by.

Its a boring video, you’ve quite literally seen it a dozen times over the years. Even the dramatic reveal of falling off the wagon and being honest at the end is nothing new.
 
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