Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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hotcheetospuffs said:
Normal-sized people on the program get 20-30 points. Amber always claims she gets about 75, whether she's 570 lbs, or 490 lbs.
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Amber always get the same amount of points because she always inputs 572.4 as her "starting weight", instead of the weight she currently is.
 
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LonelyEggRoll said:
Keeping with the sitcom analogies, it’s almost like the Gaycare years were a sitcom like Friends, and this era is a spin-off series, where one character goes to live in the big city with a new life, and no-one likes it.
Arguably she was the main character of that set, but it still isn’t working without the ensemble.

That Photoshop Jade has done will feed Amber’s body dysmorphia that she’s not as big as she thought, and that will mean she will sneak extra fast food and treats to reward herself. It’s a plus for us.
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♫
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like you're stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but

Still you're on YouTube
(Can't go back to like before)
Eating's all you do
(Can't put both feet on the floor)
What's in store for you?
(Since Becky's ass walked out the door)
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
One day: throws out all the snacks from the cabinets and freezer.
A few days later: restocks all that shit. Including....

Cue: 00:58 - 01:52

This was the Curvy Calories Era, and she was 10 days behind.

Bonus: she weighs herself in this video from May 2020: 498 pounds.

Bonus bonus: "Snack moment" the same (Cued: 09:01 - 11:20)

Bonus bonus bonus: she was doing WW at that time, too.

Never change, Hamber. Never change,
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So on May 11, 2020, she weighed 498 and said WW allots her 66 points.

On January 26, 2022 she weighed 496 and she says WW allots her 83 points.

She's either lying about her weight to us or lying about her weight to WW to get more points because Amber lies.

She has been maintaining this home cooked, healthier meals pretense to impress the pickaninny for six months, but now all pretenses are gone. She's back to nakedly wallowing in cases of ramen and buckets of nuggets. That shift seems to have coincided with Wipey acquiring a fatwagon.

She now feels as comfortable with Black Becky as she did with White Becky.
 
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TL;DR it's just perspective.

The thing with the comparison photos is that both perspective and the distance from the camera play a significant part in how large things appear.

In the old photo we're viewing her from bellow which will exaggerate the size of things. Combine this with her characteristic waddle causing her to lean away from us, making her head appear smaller and her body larger. In the new photo we're higher up, she's not leaning over and the lighting is such that it doesn't illuminate her forms like they did in the prior video. In addition to that she's wearing significantly tighter clothing cutting into her "figure" whereas the other one was more just draped across it. She's also smaller in the frame of the camera so by a 1:1 comparison she's smaller due to perspective alone.

I'm perfectly fine in believing Amber is back to her normal 500 but camera trickery is just lame and appears desperate

I did a quick little mockup comparing the two. I also adjusted the new pic for perspective because when they're sized up her upper body is actually larger than before which is just perspective distortion. My frame of reference for size was the distance between her hairline and chin and then I distorted to make the perspective the same. It can't account for all of the leaning and how it changes the position of the head but it can account for some of it.

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This isn't to say she has or hasn't lost any weight, just that all apparent changes can be accounted for by camera trickery/perspective.
 
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ADHD said:
Amber always get the same amount of points because she always inputs 572.4 as her "starting weight", instead of the weight she currently is.
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Yes, and this time she said her daily is 85 points. That's even more than she got when she was 572.4. I don't think they've changed the points system since then, it's only been about a year.
 
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NutritionLyn knowing what works for her. She ditched a nutritionist/dietician once becuase they didn't include fruits and vegetables in the diet due to the carbs/sugars they contain.

Eats all of her WW points and none of it includes ANY fruits or vegetable. The mental gymnastics Fat Amber does to justify her poor eating speaks volumes about just how committed she is to lose weight.

Fat Amber will never lose the weight and she should start gigantic coffin shopping now. Perhaps Jade Francis can help her pick out a nice one. Love that for her.
 
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marjoram said:
The way FatAl doctors up that ramen.....😖 Same four spices she always uses but, christ, adding garlic SALT plus the flavoring packet. Let's see the sodiums on that bad boy Waterweightlynn.
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There's such an osmotic gradient in her body from all the salt, pretty soon ALR will start extracting moisture straight from the air into her swoleeen laygz
 
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hotcheetospuffs said:
Yes, and this time she said her daily is 85 points. That's even more than she got when she was 572.4. I don't think they've changed the points system since then, it's only been about a year.
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They changed the point system a few months back. Depending on how you fill out the questionaire you may end up with more points but you lose some zero point foods.
 
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Bilibin said:
TL;DR it's just perspective.

The thing with the comparison photos is that both perspective and the distance from the camera play a significant part in how large things appear.

In the old photo we're viewing her from bellow which will exaggerate the size of things. Combine this with her characteristic waddle causing her to lean away from us, making her head appear smaller and her body larger. In the new photo we're higher up, she's not leaning over and the lighting is such that it doesn't illuminate her forms like they did in the prior video. In addition to that she's wearing significantly tighter clothing cutting into her "figure" whereas the other one was more just draped across it. She's also smaller in the frame of the camera so by a 1:1 comparison she's smaller due to perspective alone.

I'm perfectly fine in believing Amber is back to her normal 500 but camera trickery is just lame and appears desperate

I did a quick little mockup comparing the two. I also adjusted the new pic for perspective because when they're sized up her upper body is actually larger than before which is just perspective distortion. My frame of reference for size was the distance between her hairline and chin and then I distorted to make the perspective the same. It can't account for all of the leaning and how it changes the position of the head but it can account for some of it.

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This isn't to say she has or hasn't lost any weight, just that all apparent changes can be accounted for by camera trickery/perspective.
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I admire all y'all with any sort of ability to do this kind of image manipulation - for informational purposes, not Big ALiarLynn's complete disregard of reality - because my score on that front ranks at abysmal.
 
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Same outfit, messy bun hair, no makeup and accessory from her horrid tent haul (uploaded 5 days ago). I can imagine she thought that she looked so cute in the selfie that she decided to record herself trying out clothes.

She realized that she isn't a cute and dainty princess (scale said nah), so she starts WW...again. Most likely ended by now because "it cause me to binnnnnge"
 
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What happened to healthy athletic Jade? She went from cooking healthy meals to eating the same processed crap Amber does. Now Amber says the gf "wants to lose a few pounds". It seems Fat AL is rubbing off on Jade, just like all the gf's past.

AL must be getting real comfortable with Jade because we are back to not washing or brushing her hair.

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She’s also not tracking the actual, correct points for the food. I caught it with the filet of fish being tracked as 6 points - that sandwich is 12 points. I imagine it’s not the only thing she’s under tracking and probably went over her points by more than all her weekly points plus 8 additional.

But amber always fucks around with portion sizes and calorie counts so that shouldn’t be a surprise.
 
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