Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Sorry for the large image; the thumbnail wasn't cutting it. Posted about 10 minutes ago to her community tab.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'm one of the few people who believes she's lost, and can see it. Instead of a bowling ball covered in fat sitting atop a chest covered in fat, now it's a bowling ball covered in fat sitting on a small stump covered in fat atop a chest covered in fat.

So why all the photo fuckery? In that Twitter vid posted above, you can see the blur I pointed out appear before your very eyes. There also seems to be some gunt fuckery.

She wants us to support her delusion that she's the picture she sees in her jelly head. In her head, 500 pounds looks like the picture on the right.

But we know what 500 pounds looks like, Amber, and no amount of failshopping will change what 500 pounds looks like.

 

[ADHD]

Amber is totally done, she’s trying so hard to recapture the trolling that got her the attention and views but it’s just not working.

If I'm remembering correctly, she's never done keto before. She could pretend to try that.

I'm one of the few people who believes she's lost, and can see it. Instead of a bowling ball covered in fat sitting atop a chest covered in fat, now it's a bowling ball covered in fat sitting on a small stump covered in fat atop a chest covered in fat.

So why all the photo fuckery? In that Twitter vid posted above, you can see the blur I pointed out appear before your very eyes. There also seems to be some gunt fuckery.

I agree that she's lost, but I also think she's using a camera with some sort of slimming and smoothing filters like Chantal does. @Diet Coke 4 Life could you please give your expert opinion on this?

 

[Kier Starmer]

She did "try" Keto it was referenced in the infamous Calabasas video

at 1:40

I remember because, at that point farms, Reddit and Facebook were mentioning her doing keto. This is the infamous "I'm afraid of ketosis... light mild ketosis." It was hardcore trollinglynn.

This video is performing better but it means she has to hardcore troll. The first 2 vids will do OK then drop off.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

she starts the hard trolling.
WW with ridiculous points, Snack-bag the size of Texas, enough Peperoni and Cheese for 20 Pizzas and some McD on top. all this, after her alleged weight loss of 80lb and those comparison pics? come on. and of course guys she just don't know any better.
begging for engagement is what it comes down to. Please write her a comment on how to fix her diet, or better tell your friends how enraged you are about the horrible food choices of this the 500lb landwhale. Same old same old.

"NO ONE CARES" anymore.

I love spotting the 'noobs' - people giving her advice and cheering her on - a TV show that has just gone on for too many season and they keep regurgitating the same plot line. Her weight loss anticipation is the Ross and Rachel of the You Tube 'death fats' universe

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Me thinks wifey is Becky

Whoa Black Becky (Bam-ba-lam)
Whoa Black Becky (Bam-ba-lam)

 

[King Fructose]

She sounded blissful during the McDonald’s voice over and proceeds to tell us how amazing the nuggets and filet o fish was lol. Me thinks wifey is Becky 2.0 and went to McDonald’s and sonic for her.

I can only imagine what the workers at McDonalds would think if they ever noticed a pattern…

“Huh, last time we saw someone consistently ordering these huge meals it was a young boy always wearing a nicktoons t-shirt”

 

[expert legos]

she starts the hard trolling.
WW with ridiculous points, Snack-bag the size of Texas, enough Peperoni and Cheese for 20 Pizzas and some McD on top. all this, after her alleged weight loss of 80lb and those comparison pics? come on. and of course guys she just don't know any better.
begging for engagement is what it comes down to. Please write her a comment on how to fix her diet, or better tell your friends how enraged you are about the horrible food choices of this the 500lb landwhale. Same old same old.

"NO ONE CARES" anymore.

This is why I'm not even sure I believe the McD's/Sonic binge. The whole video is such a greatest hits of trolling, from the disgusting hair to the processed food haul to the McD's binge where she skips right to the 20-piece nugget confession instead of trying to sugarcoat it by pretending it was a 10-piece or doing her old "but I just ate the outsides".

The video just felt off in comparison to other Day 1 vids. No real attempt at explaining or justifying her choices. She seems as bored and annoyed at having to fake her way through this as we are watching it.

I wouldn't be shocked if she thinks she can pull a fast one by "binging" but still dropping weight. Of course, it won't work in the long run, because she'll obviously still be following the diet of Amy's frozen meals, ramen sodium bombs, and cheese and carbs.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Is Amber aware that nuggets come in less than 20/25 quantity or was the binge an attempt at improving viewing numbers?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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Sorry for the large image; the thumbnail wasn't cutting it. Posted about 10 minutes ago to her community tab.

I still wonder why she is doing this now. Does she see this small reduction in weight as a victory? Does she see this as an endpoint? When were these pictures taken, and how much did she weigh for each one?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I agree that she's lost, but I also think she's using a camera with some sort of slimming and smoothing filters like Chantal does. @Diet Coke 4 Life could you please give your expert opinion on this?

Looking through her photos, I can't find obvious filter evidence. However, she's working those angles like a damned champ.

Filters attempt to erase jowls and flatten the sides of the face in order to give it a less rotund appearance (and result in massive pixel distortion as well as reshaping during videos - the 'Tess Face Oscillations' come instantly to mind, as she eye-fucks herself and her face continually changes shape with the distance between the side of her eye and the side of her head always in motion). When a filter's used, there's unnatural perfection and a plastic quality to the flesh, pores are erased and pixel imperfections jut from the sharp, too-focused line of the edge of the face. AL's bowling-ball face is still bowling-ball in shape, her eyes still have the black blotches of untreated sleep apnea fucking with her getting rest, her pores are still clogged and nasty, and the sides of her head aren't changing in proportion to the rest of her face. Her chin is also completely round like the bottom of a cup rather than having any definition.

The chokers and her lowering her shoulders a bit to expose more flesh-stalk from her globulous body do help amplify that she has indeed lost weight, though. And as been shown in a prior post, she worked angles and tight as fuck clothing to give the appearance of weight loss in her 'before and after' body pictures (where she's pretty much identical).

 

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The picture on the right reminds me of a page from the early years of the net that was all baby pictures that were horrifying. There was so much retouching you couldn't tell if it was a real baby or a doll.

 

[Insulin reid]

Could have filmed a McDee's mookbong for views and YT coin, but alas.

I dont think her girlfriend will let her do that. The last one we got was like a fuckton of salad/cabbage from that big ass bag designed to feed around 4 people so we saw the compromise. Mookbongs only if its hulthy.

I'll be petty and complain about the McDonald's narration part. After years of listening to her voice, you can tell pretty easily when she just binged by the tone of her voice alone and different sounds she makes. Bitch is licking her snout while remembering what she ate, you can hear her trying to keep the food down and stopping the reflux. She sounds calm and satisfied, almost happy. It's quite disgusting.

Shes so fucking happy. She gets to eat all she wants with a manufactured binge, look at wipey and say "oh no. I tried. How could this happen UwU its not my fault its ww" then proceeds to fake cry and try to make wipey feel bad like she did with becky. Then shes going to come back sad and make a video about how disappointed she is and shes gonna try something else shes already tried and failed at. Not even wifeys cooking and helpeen out will save amber, she just wants unhealthy food because it tastes good.

 

[Tea Sipper]

AL: "Sometimes it's hard to believe that someone like her is with... *points at self* someone like me."

So does she know that Jade is just another grifter, or is she deluded? Yeah, it's probably the latter.

 

[SWEETIE1989]

She’s also not tracking the actual, correct points for the food. I caught it with the filet of fish being tracked as 6 points - that sandwich is 12 points. I imagine it’s not the only thing she’s under tracking and probably went over her points by more than all her weekly points plus 8 additional.

But amber always fucks around with portion sizes and calorie counts so that shouldn’t be a surprise.

She didn't add all the extra points for all the shit she added to the ramen noodles either. She will forever try to cheat and she is only cheating herself.

Grand total for today: 7516mg of sodium

Seven and a half fucking GRAMS of sodium. In one day.

I suppose the next video will be her whining about being swolleeen from all the sodiumz.

You are a champ. Give her an excuse for gaining weight. "Its just water weight guys"

I'm one of the few people who believes she's lost, and can see it.

Oh, I can see she lost the weight but its the same weight she has lost and gained since I started watching her 3 years ago. Also, she is saying 80 lbs but thats from her highest weight. Not what she really started at. She probably only really lost 40 and that still took her months.

 

[FatalTater]

If #Amberlynn lost 80lbs then it's all from her neck, because that's the only place on her that looks any smaller.

I was thinking about how she said once that she only eats the outside breading part of the McNuggets. She claims to have not had enough food growing up BUT to only eat part of a nugget seems wasteful, which goes against what I've observed in any person I've known to have had food insecurity. (Nevermind that all the pictures of young Amber show her as fat, which makes me think she always had plenty to eat in her life.)

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

83 points is insane. But she still exceeds them. This shows that there is not enough food in the world to satisfy her ridiculous porcine appetite (and apology to the pigs),

Spoiler: WW Sperg

The diet companies should pay her NOT to mention them on her channel. Most established weight-loss programs will work, but you have to be smarter than turnip to understand how to follow them. A couple of dear older ladies in my family joined WW together and FOLLOWED THE PROGRAM, losing 50 and 65 pounds respectively--in ONE year, and without excessive exercise (they got down almost to their proper BMI's), and have kept it off for a couple of years now. They say it wasn't difficult because they could eat whatever (keeping within the allotted points), and they learned how to assign values to food without thinking much about it. I am putting this here because Amberlynn is the Kiss of Death to any diet program. Point being: Amber is a fat pig and no diet will work because she is in total denial and unwilling to stop gorging herself.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

You are a champ. Give her an excuse for gaining weight. "Its just water weight guys"

Eh, she doesn't need my help in the excuse department, that's for sure. She's used the same excuse before, so it isn't new to her, much like eating 5-6K calories a day is not new.

On another note: I'm getting pretty fucking sick and tired of the word "binge" coming out of her fat face (and showing up in the comments of her vids). Her BED is as much of a fairy tale as her other alphabet soup bullshit, and a lot of the commenters are just validating that for her. When will they learn that it isn't BED that makes her order up McD's and Sonic, but simply her desire to eat what she wants, when she wants, in whatever quantities she wants, with zero consequences?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

The reason Amberlynn shits on Keto is because her Aunt Tammy and her husband had success on the program and live that lifestyle. There's pics of them farther back in the thread in which they retook pictures (wedding pics?) in the same location with their new thinner bodies. Aunt Tammy tried to get Amber to try it but she didn't because she hates Aunt Tammy (that's the Aunt who she made a video about titled "My Aunt Won't Talk To Me Because I'm Fat". Amber's mom had some success doing Keto as well after she got out of prison. People being successful really chaps Amber's ass, especially when it's the Aunt she was beefing with for so long. She wants a turn to call them unhealthy.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Is Amber aware that nuggets come in less than 20/25 quantity or was the binge an attempt at improving viewing numbers?

She gets confused since her butt nuggets come in even larger numbers.