Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Eh, she doesn't need my help in the excuse department, that's for sure. She's used the same excuse before, so it isn't new to her, much like eating 5-6K calories a day is not new.

On another note: I'm getting pretty fucking sick and tired of the word "binge" coming out of her fat face (and showing up in the comments of her vids). Her BED is as much of a fairy tale as her other alphabet soup bullshit, and a lot of the commenters are just validating that for her. When will they learn that it isn't BED that makes her order up McD's and Sonic, but simply her desire to eat what she wants, when she wants, in whatever quantities she wants, with zero consequences?

I can't recall who but someone earlier in the thread made a similar point about binges. I am aware of a European youtuber who suffers from an eating disorder and she has a weight loss channel, she is practically the exact opposite to Amber aside from being fat. She gets down about it, she's lonely and struggles to meet people but she's optimistic and puts in so much effort but now and again she will do a genuine binge where she will eat anything sweet and fatty that she can get her hands on and it'll be like 8 tubs of single serving Ben & Jerrys all of the same flavour. Not a carefully selected meal plus half of a dessert. The woman I referred to over eats due to her disorder while Amber eats what she wants.

 

[Owlflaps]

83 points is insane. But she still exceeds them. This shows that there is not enough food in the world to satisfy her ridiculous porcine appetite (and apology to the pigs),

Spoiler: WW Sperg

The diet companies should pay her NOT to mention them on her channel. Most established weight-loss programs will work, but you have to be smarter than turnip to understand how to follow them. A couple of dear older ladies in my family joined WW together and FOLLOWED THE PROGRAM, losing 50 and 65 pounds respectively--in ONE year, and without excessive exercise (they got down almost to their proper BMI's), and have kept it off for a couple of years now. They say it wasn't difficult because they could eat whatever (keeping within the allotted points), and they learned how to assign values to food without thinking much about it. I am putting this here because Amberlynn is the Kiss of Death to any diet program. Point being: Amber is a fat pig and no diet will work because she is in total denial and unwilling to stop gorging herself.

To further add, WW was invented to be idiot proof. At least, it was intended to be for normies who could stand to lose a reasonable amount of weight.

WW doesn't work when you have death fats like Amber that take the plan and use the point system like it's a video game; instead of gaining years of your life, it's a speedrun into the grave.

 

[high and tired]

Why won’t she eat her favorite orunj chikin from The Cheesecake Factory anymore? (Or at least show it on camera)

Is she too broke to afford her beloved meal?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I dont think her girlfriend will let her do that. The last one we got was like a fuckton of salad/cabbage from that big ass bag designed to feed around 4 people so we saw the compromise. Mookbongs only if its hulthy.

She's also backed herself into a mookbongless corner by saying that when she brings them back then you know that she's strugeleeeeen; I know that Amber is happy to go back on her word on any day ending in Y but even she must know that the Haydurs have the footage of her saying just that loaded and ready to upload.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

As someone said earlier in the thread WW is not designed for Super Super Morbidly obese with disordered eating - the same applies to all commercial weigjhtloss programmes. Weightloss programmes are designed for people who want to lose a relatively normal amount of weight and are meant to coincide with regular visits to a support group.

As it has been said repeatedly and she has said herself that bariatric surgeons have told her - She needs to address her demons first

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Was there a single fruit or vegetable in that whole haul??
She gave up that weight loss doctor’s plan many many moons ago for the exact reason that she was worried she wouldn’t get enough broccoli on his diet.

My theory is that Wipey is only willing to so much wiping, so ALR is deliberately constipating herself by cutting all fruits and veggies from her diet.

One day: throws out all the snacks from the cabinets and freezer.
A few days later: restocks all that shit. Including....

Cue: 00:58 - 01:52

This was the Curvy Calories Era, and she was 10 days behind.

Bonus: she weighs herself in this video from May 2020: 498 pounds.

Bonus bonus: "Snack moment" the same (Cued: 09:01 - 11:20)

Bonus bonus bonus: she was doing WW at that time, too.

Never change, Hamber. Never change,

so … Ground Hog Day, Part II: Electric YouTube Moo

 

[Turd Fergusson]

To further add, WW was invented to be idiot proof. At least, it was intended to be for normies who could stand to lose a reasonable amount of weight.

WW doesn't work when you have death fats like Amber that take the plan and use the point system like it's a video game; instead of gaining years of your life, it's a speedrun into the grave.

Amber does not use WW to lose weight. She uses WW to show that she is on a diet. The number of points, or calories, allowed to her is only a broad guideline to follow when it is convenient. The fact that she gave herself the maximum number of points and overshoot them on day 1, shows us that this is not something that she takes seriously. She is perfectly happy at her present weight and will always have an excuse why she has not lost weight or has gained. This is theatre for her supporters.

As it has been said repeatedly and she has said herself that bariatric surgeons have told her - She needs to address her demons first

She has no interest in doing such a thing. For Amber, bariatric surgery is scary because she would have to take responsibility for her health, and she is not there yet. Has she signed up for Obamacare this year? I bet not.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Well that is great because that means they can share their repulsive attraction to 12 year old boys

Destiny had better watch out.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

She will never go below somewhere around 450 because she aactivley hinders it. Her whole phobia since year 1 of youtube is "loose skin". Tis is it. besides her additicon to food she is just so scared of the soncsequences of actually losing weight. Well now she is really fucked and gets to enjoy things even grosser and uglier than loose skin. Should have gotten out while you still could big al.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber's over 30. I hope she gets over that fear of loose skin because eventually all the elasticity is gonna fail.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Amber's over 30. I hope she gets over that fear of loose skin because eventually all the elasticity is gonna fail.

she has already started looking so haggard and like an old fat kentucky grandma almost immediately

First Video ever vs recent video. The fucking hairline on big al dude lol, the lack of hair luster. The even shitter skin. Even eyes are lacking in health and glow. You got worse things now then loose skin al. I would stop lying to yourself.


Edit: meant to remind you this is a 31 year old woman yall

 

[dfranki723]

On the topic of bariatric surgery, does she really believe she'd be able to handle the recovery? (Hypothetically, because we all know she's talking out of her arse).

She went to the ER for a sore bellybutton, had a breakdown over an eye twitch, get the sniffles and convinces herself she's dying (and she totes knew she had cancer, she knew it). Hamber is weak, she'd be in and out of the ER every other day and vlogging herself crumpled on the mattress/sofa, fake crying and explaining how nobody could possibly understand her pain - not even other patients who had the same procedure.

Either she considers herself capable of handling that or (more likely) she only understands that surgery = weightloss and that's all she needs to know.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Her last community posts remind me of that tiktok of hers where she said something along the line of "I lost almost a hundred pounds, so inspiring".

Never stop patting yourself on the back Pattinglynn

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

Wondering if Hamber is going to post any videos today, just so I can count all of the "Groundhog Day" references being made in the comments.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Amber does not use WW to lose weight. She uses WW to show that she is on a diet.

She loves to grasp for asspats for "trying". "I think I deserve credit for trying" <--- she has said variations of this for years. Performative dieting, brought to you by HamberLynn, darling of YT.

She has no interest in doing such a thing. For Amber, bariatric surgery is scary because she would have to take responsibility for her health, and she is not there yet. Has she signed up for Obamacare this year? I bet not.

I doubt it. She would for sure have mentioned it. You know she's just carrying that negotiated payment schedule for uninsured people as "insurance".

Amber's over 30. I hope she gets over that fear of loose skin because eventually all the elasticity is gonna fail.

Dude, look at her arms. That elasticity's been flensed away - instead of Japanese whalers, courtesy of her abuse to herself.

she has already started looking so haggard and like an old fat kentucky grandma almost immediately

First Video ever vs recent video. The fucking hairline on big al dude lol, the lack of hair luster. The even shitter skin. Even eyes are lacking in health and glow. You got worse things now then loose skin al. I would stop lying to yourself.
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Edit: meant to remind you this is a 31 year old woman yall

I keep saying she looks like a 50-something trailer park grandma.

On the topic of bariatric surgery, does she really believe she'd be able to handle the recovery? (Hypothetically, because we all know she's talking out of her arse).

She went to the ER for a sore bellybutton, had a breakdown over an eye twitch, get the sniffles and convinces herself she's dying (and she totes knew she had cancer, she knew it). Hamber is weak, she'd be in and out of the ER every other day and vlogging herself crumpled on the mattress/sofa, fake crying and explaining how nobody could possibly understand her pain - not even other patients who had the same procedure.

Either she considers herself capable of handling that or (more likely) she only understands that surgery = weightloss and that's all she needs to know.

IF she ever got WLS - she will not - the best possible outcome for her would be for them to keep her inpatient for a month, do the surgery, then keep her another month inpatient. Bookend the surgery with control. If they combined that with intensive therapy, she might have a chance. Slim chance, but it would be an iota of one.

Pattinglynn

Genius.

 

[Kitsunehime]

even with WLS i see only a small Chance that she really lose a Bunch of Weight because...she might start tricking herself by eating Ice Creams and drinking melted
Chocolate. ..i wonder if the Doctor told her that when she keeps eating to much after her WLS , that the Part they left as a Stomach can start to expand again and then she paid thousands of Dollars for Nothing!

 

[FickleFuck]

She thinks way too much of herself to have ever been mistreated or abused or anything else. Be it when in foster care or her trans whatever thing that allegedly rain and petals eavesdropped her. She was fat as fuck as a fucking baby. The worst that happened is she was neglected and left to rummage through all the pantry shelves. Too be as old as she is and this retardedly fucked up with her "mentulz" shows she was coddled and babied and never did a damn thing for herself. She was lucky and now her luck is running out because she's a greedy disgusting cunt. I am very much looking forward to her struggling to scrape by in all ways possible. Maybe Wipey is footing some of the bills...but in a situation type deal like that, the non-disabled by fatassery person either dips the fuck out or they feed their heifer to death. Win win either way.

 

[Rem Farms]

Keeping with the sitcom analogies, it’s almost like the Gaycare years were a sitcom like Friends, and this era is a spin-off series, where one character goes to live in the big city with a new life, and no-one likes it.
Arguably she was the main character of that set, but it still isn’t working without the ensemble.

Kind of a bit like Sex in the City without Samantha. It just doesn't work.

 

[pot of sneed]

This giggling piglet is the most boring she's ever been. With a bit of luck, Wipey is her last leechee and she'll snuff it at some point. Can't even have feels about her last video scoffing down overseasoned ramen, this hog can't even troll right anymore, not without new characters and drama to which Chantal has her beat. Starve as your funds go down, you narc pig. I got a new add-on that shows you have more dislikes than likes again.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

So I've been trawling around, letting YT recommend shit to me, and got to some rando channel that I've never heard of, but found quite amusing overall, even as they make salient points about Big Al's behavior. This part, though, nearly killed me because I was laughing so hard. It's a recap of the video just before the WW debacle - "rumors", etc. At this particular time in the video (cued, BTW), it's the question about how she feels about the one who got away (Density) being out of her reach forever. The most interesting part of this section, though, is not directly about Density, but about Big Al's happy/enthusiasm level when she manages to snag the first person who comes along so she won't be alone - and the changes in her as that newness wears off. It's a good piece of editing.