Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

The worst is her binge foods have not changed at all. So boring and why would someone getting serious about Weight Waters buy the foods she knows will plump her up with a salt fest lmao Jade is boring we need her feeders to start coming forward with some fatty back dollaz.
20 pc chimpkin nuglits
chilli flavored ramen
whawt chee-toez
dove chocolate and/or ice cream
throw in one food like salami and she incorporates it into the daily shovel fest in that gaping maw she calls a mouth.

 

[FickleFuck]

Amber has now resorted to seeking attention in Nader's stream chat:
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Real cute after you called him a narcissist, gorl.
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Oh, ok.
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Get a life.
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His chat's not having it:
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That is some hardcore desperation. She used to look down on FoodieFuckhead and act like she was beneath her, yet look at HamButt now, throwing herself into King Tut's stream for some relevancy. We're beyond the muppet's "NO ONE CARES!"...We are solidly in don't no one give a single, solitary shit and fuck off, Hamber. Former baby gorl is trying so hard, too little too late, ya asshole. Hope Wipey makes enough to support you both plus the animals. Pets getting dumped when?

 

[Haggard Cunt]

Show those fucking Laygs.
I haven't watched an Amber vid in a while and thought I'd have a look at her latest. Fuck me she is desperate.
Sorry Amber, stop trying to make your channel happen.
Never realised how much having supporting cast members helped her channel.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I must say I am enjoying how much Amber is being rattled by being accused of lying and how much she is attempting to debunk the lies.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Can we all be honest and admit that YES we do want her fat

 

[Kier Starmer]

I honestly just want her to be entertaining but with her mannerisms such as faking word mistakes becoming public knowledge, it killed her. Amber's channel is lucky to be where it is even today, the timer began as soon as she left Gaycare and most people universally agree on that. The desperation though is just really sad at this point and it brings to light the danger of creating a channel based on shock value.

She has lost about 50% of her audience in about 6 months and only gets interest when Chantal is not active. When Chinny used to be not active her views would go up by about 40k but those days are gone. Clickbait is unsustainable because you always have to beat it and none of this is. A wifey reveal ain't doing shit.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

Is this bitch is literally a human avatar for guttony and greed and the mindset of every dyke/lesbian.

 

[Cock wombler]

buy the foods she knows will plump her up with a salt fest

Conspiracy theory-
I wonder if the high sodiums at the beginning of the new "diet" are being consumed with more of a purpose than just being fat . A few days of high salt then a few days of low salt and boom next week she can claim she's lost 10lbs because she's the queen of moderation but in reality it really is just water weight.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Conspiracy theory-
I wonder if the high sodiums at the beginning of the new "diet" are being consumed with more of a purpose than just being fat . A few days of high salt then a few days of low salt and boom next week she can claim she's lost 10lbs because she's the queen of moderation but in reality it really is just water weight. View attachment 2952008

You have to apply the Amberlynn Formula.

Current Weight + Gain = Water Weight.
Current Weight - Loss = Fat loss/Hard work to be proud of.

 

[Pearlxx]

that fucking rose bear thing is terrifying to look at

 

[8008135]

that fucking rose bear thing is terrifying to look at

Right? There is something weirdly unsettling about it.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

If you watch older Krystle era videos, note how Albert sits in the car. Shes struggling back then, which was like 2 hundred pounds lighter. Its amazing. No wonder the bumper used to drag on beckys car...

Edited to Add- no one asked or anything, I just think its fascinating.

 

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[El Conserje]

I always hear that Amber has a fucked up mind to let herself become the dainty behemoth we know and love today. But, what especifically mentulz does Amber have? Beyond some type of narcicism disorder obviously. I think she has some genuine developmental issues like autism, because the only she focus about is shitty drawings in her journal and leygos. It's so weird.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I thought an oversized teddy bear would be more up Amber's alley, but I guess some ugly gimmicky floral arrangement also works

(Hmm, now I remember there was a giant teddy bear given at one point. Can't remember if it was Dusty or Becky era, though.)

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

It was during the Wifey era, one of the first gifts given to Amber - followed shortly by the puke rose in a box. She shows it off during one of the livestreams and please shoot me dead for knowing this.

And no, I’m not going back to look for the picture, you’ll just need to believe me.

 

[JaneThough]

Conspiracy theory-
I wonder if the high sodiums at the beginning of the new "diet" are being consumed with more of a purpose than just being fat . A few days of high salt then a few days of low salt and boom next week she can claim she's lost 10lbs because she's the queen of moderation but in reality it really is just water weight. View attachment 2952008

I remember a while back Dr Now mentioned on an ep of 600 lb life (or maybe not and I am misremembering) that when you get this big, it's unsustainable and you are constantly gaining and losing here and there. We all do to a small degree (weigh yourself in the morning vs night and there will be a few lb difference) but when you get this big it can be a much bigger swing. At her size, a 10lb weight loss is nothing to brag about.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

From what I can see, Amber is fine with her weight. First, for a long time, she wanted to be in the 400's and not the 500's. The fact that she is almost 500 pounds is not important to her as she counts a loss of a fraction of a pound a success. Further, from her point of view, WW allows her to eat about 5,000 calories a day and this way, she can still maintain her weight just under 500 pounds. She can eat what she wants and call it a success. It is a maintenance diet.

Her relationship with Jade is really non-existent; they are roommates. Jade stays in the master bedroom while Amber is in the second bedroom. Jade pays for a good portion of the rent and utilities. Since Jade works during the day and Amber is up till the morning, Amber has a pair of earphones so that she can listen to videos without disturbing Jade. Likewise, Jade does the same during the day. They are not eating together. The food haul in the video 2 days ago was all Amber's. I do not think that Jade pays for the food Amber eats and orders. So, they cook separate meals like Amber and any of her girlfriends did in the past.

As for the car, I do not think that Amber paid for it and I do not expect that Jade will drive Amber as Becky did. Jade has a need for a car especially if she wants to go to clubs or meet people or whatever. She is not likely a homebody and does not want to be cooped up with Amber all the time.

Jade has no interest to be on camera; she is not going to share her life with Amber as they have so little in common. When Jade has enough of Amber, the separation will be quick and glorious.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I always hear that Amber has a fucked up mind to let herself become the dainty behemoth we know and love today. But, what especifically mentulz does Amber have? Beyond some type of narcicism disorder obviously. I think she has some genuine developmental issues like autism, because the only she focus about is shitty drawings in her journal and leygos. It's so weird.

She suggests that she has a genuine diagnosis for any cute and quirky mentulz that celebrities and notable people would be seen as brave for getting through.

In reality, she just has nothing going on in her life so she's probably just bored and depressed but because it's been so many years since she went further than 20 miles from her home, she probably doesn't recognise what boredom feels like and doesn't realise she is depressed due to her life being meaningless and her days being empty.

Anyone who has spent a long time unemployed, ill or isolating will probably know what I mean.

Edit: Further thoughts. If she had a real job over the past ten years and real interests then I believe she wouldn't be so fat and stupid because she'd have more to do in a day than eat or consume media.

 

[ADHD]

I honestly just want her to be entertaining but with her mannerisms such as faking word mistakes becoming public knowledge, it killed her. Amber's channel is lucky to be where it is even today, the timer began as soon as she left Gaycare and most people universally agree on that. The desperation though is just really sad at this point and it brings to light the danger of creating a channel based on shock value.

She has lost about 50% of her audience in about 6 months and only gets interest when Chantal is not active. When Chinny used to be not active her views would go up by about 40k but those days are gone. Clickbait is unsustainable because you always have to beat it and none of this is. A wifey reveal ain't doing shit.

Something that struck me as really odd is the response her videos were getting right after she stopped doing livestreams. She was getting a lot more likes than dislikes and the comments were full of people kissing her ass. What was that? A crop of people who didn't know her and her cycle? A fluke? A paid PR thing? Whatever it was, it doesn't seem to be happening anymore, but it was just really weird.