Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

Jade has no interest to be on camera; she is not going to share her life with Amber as they have so little in common. When Jade has enough of Amber, the separation will be quick and glorious.

We'll know when Amber and Jade split.

Amber will release a livestream. She'll have gained 50 pounds over night, her skin shallow, her hair in a greasy bun, the dark circles under her eyes more apparent. Her apartment hoarded with half completed Legos and flattened takeout containers she's unable to pick up due to her massive girth.

"I-I h-have sumthin' t-to tell you guuuuuize..." Amber theatrically gasps between hearty gulps of her diet soda. Or maybe it's alcohol. It could be a bottle of Barefoot Wine; the championed drink of bland white women everywhere.

She'll then pause for a few awkward seconds, for dramatic effect.

"W-we broooooke up!" She wails, followed by a massive belch.

She'll eat on camera, Amber will attempt to squeeze fat tears out from her sodium crusted eyes and blubber that Jade "was the one." She'll also simultaneously shit talk Jade and drop passive aggressive comments, but Jade will have already fucked off, living with another one of her polyamorous side pieces.

I'm hoping Amber is petty enough to drop dox lol

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I thought an oversized teddy bear would be more up Amber's alley, but I guess some ugly gimmicky floral arrangement also works

(Hmm, now I remember there was a giant teddy bear given at one point. Can't remember if it was Dusty or Becky era, though.)

There was a giant-ass bear that Amber had pointed out in Walmart to Destiny, and a month after they broke up, Destiny bought it for Dana. Then Amber cried on Younow that Destiny had bought Dana something that she had wanted for Valentine's day. Confirmation of it being the bear came years later in a video of Becky and DD's on a double date walking through Walmart where Amber pointed it out to Destiny again. But Amber finally got her bear, Wifey made that dream come true.

 

[dollastoho]

that fucking rose bear thing is terrifying to look at

Right? There is something weirdly unsettling about it.

It's creepy as fuck because it has no eyes or face

 

[Constellationzero]

You have to apply the Amberlynn Formula.

Current Weight + Gain = Water Weight.
Current Weight - Loss = Fat loss/Hard work to be proud of.

Ex-gorlfriend's mom and dad padlocking the fridge and kitchen cabinets and portioning out Fat Albert's food like a bona fide Prader-Willi case = (head dodge) Eighty-nine pouuuuundsss! (head dodge, snap)

@Swan

I used to teach SPED high school classes and have worked in self-contained SPED. Newp. Here in America, you can get placed in SPED or "mainstreamed/integrated" SPED fairly easy. As a matter of fact, many ELL students are OVER identified simply for having difficulty pronouncing words in English. Simple as. And you find out later that some of them exceed in intelligence over regular students, but that's shitty public schools here...

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Ex-gorlfriend's mom and dad padlocking the fridge and kitchen cabinets and portioning out Fat Albert's food like a bona fide Prader-Willi case = (head dodge) Eighty-nine pouuuuundsss! (head dodge, snap)

Not to be accusatory but just out of curiosity, is there a clip or pic showing or addressing them padlocking the cabinets and fridge? I've seen it mentioned a few times but never saw any evidence of this.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Give me all my deserved negative reacts, but I often wonder if Amberlynn is autistic and just hasn't been diagnosed. Autism in girls can go under the radar for years - if not decades, as autism seems to be more "aggressive" in males as far as ones behaviour goes. For example, it appears that we're allowed to have hyperfixations and very specific routines, that behaviour in men is somewhat frowned upon.
Amberlynn has said in the past that she was put into special education either due to her laziness or inability to retain any information that was shared in class (but we all know that she lies, so who knows how true this is). I don't know how the school system is for Americans, but you don't just get put into special ed. In our education system, rigorous testing is done to learn exactly what difficulties the child is having in the course (dyslexia, dyscalculia, other learning disabilities) and if the child is good in a handful of courses but struggles in a few, then they'll be put into a in-school program to help with that specific subject. If the child cannot comprehend what was put in front of them or struggles in every subject even with intervention, then they'll be put in special education.
If Amberlynn was autistic, that would explain a wide variety of her traits and characteristics. It would also explain how she has a terrible sense of self and acts like a teenager at 31. Food is also a big indicator of autism, as many autistics will choose and stick to "safe foods", having aversions to any kind of food they don't like (in most cases, these are vegetables). We've seen her eat her "chili" "soup" on camera and her squeal about how it's SHOOOOOOO GUUUD but I hold the belief that Amberlynn genuinely dislikes eating vegetables, or anything healthy for her. Of course, fast food is an addiction because of the dopamine it triggers. She could get a huge boost in views if she starts making #actuallyautistic videos, as that seems to be the new quirky thing like depression/anxiety were in 2014.

I wouldn't attribute to autism what I could attribute to stupid and lazy. She's been demonstrating both those traits for her entire YouTube career.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Something I forgot to mention last night about that clip in the car where she delivers an eloquent and well-thought speech about the significance of retaining one's sense of safety and warmth when removing one's self from the comfort of hearth and home squealed like a two year old on a caffeine and sugar bender about having a blankie in the car and just how "thoughtful" it is that another grown up person can hear someone say anything and retain in their brain cells: that car ain't moving, y'all, and the "gf" ain't in it. Probably needed some more liquor, and hey, why not some McD's while you're out?

Clickbait is unsustainable because you always have to beat it and none of this is. A wifey reveal ain't doing shit.

It's a ponzi scheme just like any other. When the base falls out for whatever reason, those dominos start falling.

I always hear that Amber has a fucked up mind to let herself become the dainty behemoth we know and love today. But, what especifically mentulz does Amber have? Beyond some type of narcicism disorder obviously. I think she has some genuine developmental issues like autism, because the only she focus about is shitty drawings in her journal and leygos. It's so weird.

Borderline personality disorder (narcissistic, histrionic), and probably anxiety - but who the hell doesn't have anxiety, these days? Unfortunately, she is not the really entertaining kind of narc, because she's so fucking stupid. By her choice, mind you. She got herself into a learned helplessness to get attention when she was young - boohoo, I was in SPED, boohoo, I'm fat, etc. Someone always took care of any problems for her, even when she actively tried to go against it (like the fosters trying to help her lose weight; her admittedly finding food someone and squirreling it away so she could eat it in private, etc.). Fast forward to adulthood: continuing to revel in helplessness - can't drive, won't learn to. Can't walk - blah blah, injuries. Can't diet - just can't fight that BED she doesn't have. Can't work - they don't cater to "people my size", AKA FAT.

Jade has no interest to be on camera; she is not going to share her life with Amber as they have so little in common. When Jade has enough of Amber, the separation will be quick and glorious.

This is another factor that has made the "wifey" era just so fucking boring: she came with no premade set of supporting characters. There is no family, there are no friends. Big Al relies on that because she's such a toxic dumpster fire that drives everyone away. She certainly has no friends of her own - and by that, I mean in real life friends she met and befriended herself. All the orbiters that gave been in her universe have all belonged to someone else.

Give me all my deserved negative reacts, but I often wonder if Amberlynn is autistic and just hasn't been diagnosed. Autism in girls can go under the radar for years - if not decades, as autism seems to be more "aggressive" in males as far as ones behaviour goes. For example, it appears that we're allowed to have hyperfixations and very specific routines, that behaviour in men is somewhat frowned upon.
Amberlynn has said in the past that she was put into special education either due to her laziness or inability to retain any information that was shared in class (but we all know that she lies, so who knows how true this is). I don't know how the school system is for Americans, but you don't just get put into special ed. In our education system, rigorous testing is done to learn exactly what difficulties the child is having in the course (dyslexia, dyscalculia, other learning disabilities) and if the child is good in a handful of courses but struggles in a few, then they'll be put into a in-school program to help with that specific subject. If the child cannot comprehend what was put in front of them or struggles in every subject even with intervention, then they'll be put in special education.
If Amberlynn was autistic, that would explain a wide variety of her traits and characteristics. It would also explain how she has a terrible sense of self and acts like a teenager at 31. Food is also a big indicator of autism, as many autistics will choose and stick to "safe foods", having aversions to any kind of food they don't like (in most cases, these are vegetables). We've seen her eat her "chili" "soup" on camera and her squeal about how it's SHOOOOOOO GUUUD but I hold the belief that Amberlynn genuinely dislikes eating vegetables, or anything healthy for her. Of course, fast food is an addiction because of the dopamine it triggers. She could get a huge boost in views if she starts making #actuallyautistic videos, as that seems to be the new quirky thing like depression/anxiety were in 2014.

Nah. She's just a lazy, stupid narc.

 

[FickleFuck]

Watching Orko's new video...Nads blocked her? Lmfao. This fucking dumb attention seeking pig got blocked by the green peen thirsty mods?

https://youtu.be/YZDuJpaJrk8

 

[dfranki723]

I doubt she has anxiety. I'd say if she ever does feel genuinely anxious, it's about her being self conscious. She tried to bullshit about social anxiety - no fucking person with social anxiety would be as loud and obnoxious as she is in public, they wouldn't be able to vlog in public, wouldn't dress in revealing clothes for thousands of people to judge, wouldn't go out to eat at fast food restaurants if they were her 600lbs (it'd be humiliating), wouldn't talk about all of these (made up) traumatic backstories for a bunch of random people online.

Hamber doesn't have any of the ''deep'' and ''quirky'' mental illnesses she claims to. We've all seen how she romanticises shit like depression and anxiety. She thinks pretending to have panic attacks and OCD makes her even more of a dainty princess.

The only thing we can say for certainty is that she's a hypochondriac and a pathological liar (like a lot of retards with an online following) I believe she's a full blown narc but hey, I'm not a qualified professional.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I think Wipey got her a car blanket so that she can cover up and put a damper on the stench emanating from between her legs. Her legs are practically fused together at this point and must smell awful, especially in the confines of a vehicle. I wonder if she also has a super special comfy cushion or something to sit on so her odor doesn't seep into that hideous red leather interior.

 

[FatalTater]

OrkoTV is truly a blessing. Two minutes and forty seconds of perfection!

 

[Xenomorph]

the thread when nig nog jade comes through

 

[SWEETIE1989]

Give me all my deserved negative reacts, but I often wonder if Amberlynn is autistic and just hasn't been diagnosed. Autism in girls can go under the radar for years - if not decades, as autism seems to be more "aggressive" in males as far as ones behaviour goes. For example, it appears that we're allowed to have hyperfixations and very specific routines, that behaviour in men is somewhat frowned upon.

Have you spent time with anyone on the spectrum or just diagnosing over small facts you know about it?
Also, don't give this bitch ideas of new self diagnosis.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

OrkoTV is truly a blessing. Two minutes and forty seconds of perfection!

I was wondering what kind of hilarious self-own Big Al would get into next. I thought she would probably either find a way to annoy Chantal until she drop-kicked Hamber or start a feud with a reaction channel. How delightful that Princess Strictly Clitly would wind up rejected by a dude who doesn't care whose pussy it is as long as it's paying attention to him in some way.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

OrkoTV is truly a blessing. Two minutes and forty seconds of perfection!

So narcissistim is just a mental illness you can't control now? But I thought big AL was an empath, I thought she was totally against mental illness shaming, or bollyeeenn?

She is really trying everything to get some views. I don't think even her totally real, most supportive ever, black girlfriend would get her the views. Good thing she has a roommate that pays bills now or she would be screwed.

It's funny that she kept telling people if they didn't like it don't watch, so people listened and stopped watching and now she is doing anything possible to get them to watch again and it's not working. My mom used to say "be careful what you wish for because it might come true." Love that for her.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Have you spent time with anyone on the spectrum or just diagnosing over small facts you know about it?
Also, don't give this bitch ideas of new self diagnosis.

this is why we need a pearl-clutching rating

 

[Sarah Connor]

don't give this bitch ideas of new self diagnosis.

Maybe I want to. She’s clearly in some kind of fucked up mommy dom little gorl relationship with Mammy Jade, I think it would be funny as fuck to see her spend hundreds on stim toys and start flapping her arms in videos because “muh senzory overlowdddd!”
She’s just so fucking boring right now I’d rather watch Peetz inject his HRT on stream while sperging about his shitty Twitter SJW political views.

 

[Kier Starmer]

@ADHD Oh I remember that period well and it was incredibly odd. As you stated it seemed to last a set period and they were very constructed in how they were structured. If you really go down to the bottom there are comments like "loving the vlogs" or "loving this style of video." Very milk toast and uniform.

It is actually possible to purchase comment blocks on Youtube and what happens is you essentially ask a paid service for example (30,000 positive comments on each video for 4 weeks.) It is usually carried out by large companies such as gaming companies etc to push metrics and jury rig engagement in a specific direction. There is no specific pricing sadly as it is very varied depending on the demand. It is not against Youtube guidelines either.

A lot of marketing companies used to do it back in the day but they tend to avoid it now because people are very used to spotting fake comments. I think you might be on to something there as it only did last a set period and did nothing to her channel, I remember multiple people even myself commenting on this topic too.

I believe it more too because it tends to be pricy, it is not like buying views which is cheap. You have to put a few grand on the table at least, it certainly explained where the money went. Very thunk-provoking indeed good spot Gorl.

 

[12345]

Something that struck me as really odd is the response her videos were getting right after she stopped doing livestreams. She was getting a lot more likes than dislikes and the comments were full of people kissing her ass. What was that? A crop of people who didn't know her and her cycle? A fluke? A paid PR thing? Whatever it was, it doesn't seem to be happening anymore, but it was just really weird.

Probably just has something to do with people being unable to see the dislikes anymore. That and most people won't go through the trouble to get an extension to see them again. If they can't see the downvotes people are less likely to also hit the dislike button. We as a society love a dogpile, but you really can't if you don't see how much everyone else hates them, really.

This post could have a free million dollars to everyone who read it, but the moment it gets a hat or a puzzle piece people will start just hitting the tophat without actually reading the post.

Although reading more of the conversation I'm guessing this all happened when you could still see dislikes? If so I got nothing and will take this to deep thoughts or something.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Probably just has something to do with people being unable to see the dislikes anymore. That and most people won't go through the trouble to get an extension to see them again. If they can't see the downvotes people are less likely to also hit the dislike button. We as a society love a dogpile, but you really can't if you don't see how much everyone else hates them, really.

This post could have a free million dollars to everyone who read it, but the moment it gets a hat or a puzzle piece people will start just hitting the tophat without actually reading the post.

Although reading more of the conversation I'm guessing this all happened when you could still see dislikes? If so I got nothing and will take this to deep thoughts or something.

I think that the fact that for a while she was deleting negative comments meant that people who wrote them could not have a conversation in the comments. At that point, why bother watching her.