Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Maybe I want to. She’s clearly in some kind of fucked up mommy dom little gorl relationship with Mammy Jade, I think it would be funny as fuck to see her spend hundreds on stim toys and start flapping her arms in videos because “muh senzory overlowdddd!”
She’s just so fucking boring right now I’d rather watch Peetz inject his HRT on stream while sperging about his shitty Twitter SJW political views.

You must have missed the exact two lives where she had anything to do with those stupid fiddley spinner things that thankfully had their month in the fucking sun and then vanished. Although there was one of the most comical moments in the Amberverse: she dropped one on the floor. Of course she could not just do what any normal person would do, and bend over to pick it up. She couldn't very well ask Becky to pick it up, not on stream. There were a bunch of jokes about one of the cats playing with it. Good times.

This is all to say that we all know she can't just buy one of anything. She probably has a box with several thousand of them stuffed into a closet, never to be seen again until things get really bad and she thinks about selling them in bulk.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Maybe I want to. She’s clearly in some kind of fucked up mommy dom little gorl relationship with Mammy Jade, I think it would be funny as fuck to see her spend hundreds on stim toys and start flapping her arms in videos because “muh senzory overlowdddd!”
She’s just so fucking boring right now I’d rather watch Peetz inject his HRT on stream while sperging about his shitty Twitter SJW political views.

She is not on the spectrum at all, however tbh if she had a fake autism arc where she really tried to ham it up it munchie style I would give her a view again

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I do not believe that Amber is on the spectrum at all. However I do believe that she is emotionally arrested at about 15 (could be as a result of abuse when in care) and I think she has a personality disorder due to her childhood traumas.

She needs to be diagnosed by a professional and not by some quack who diagnosed the whole household with Bi-Polar. She also needs to stick it out with a therapist

There is nothing I can say that we don't all already know and nothing that she doesn't know but won't face up to

 

[M.T. Graves]

I miss the days where someone could just be a stupid, lazy piece of shit without multiple medical conditions to hide behind. Those people still exist and don’t have anything medically(mentally) wrong with them, they’re just trash. That’s Albert.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Keto

that lifestyle

These keto morons are just as bad as the deathfats they sneer at.

 

[low sodium]

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[ADHD]

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"I ate over 5,000 calories today". So, it was a typical day for you?

No one wants to hear about what you ate and see you take a couple dainty bites, Amber. Your only value is in being a trainwreck. Film your meals.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

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How many times has it been since we've seen 496.whatever elbees? 496.4 makes yet another appearence today
-"Lord is telling me to eat what I want" Okay
-She'll be back on track tomorrow, sure
-Making excuses why cheat days are fine

Food:
-Chocolate peanut butter yogurt bar
-Turkey cheesey onion sandwich
-Cheesy steak vomit fries
-Starbucks chai tea
-Starbucks mandolin cakes
-Starbucks chocolate chip cookie
-Sonic slushie blue coconut cherry ("The anemic in me says hell to the yes" What does this even mean?)
-Arby's large diet coke. HEALTHY
-Large curly fries
-Mac and cheese
-Crispy fish burger

Gross. Fatty is so desperate for views. Boring video.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

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What the actual fuck - She filmed an off day because someone asked for it? Wifey is not there look at the state of her - she has been crying, her hair is greasy - we have seen this TV rebooted so many times

 

[Billie Ross]

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We can smell a full of shit, nigga Dyke, a sweaty, greasy FUPA and desperation....
Dance fat pig, dance...

 

[Murderous Anas]

"The anemic in me says hell to the yes" What does this even mean?

Pagophagia - ice craving/chewing - is a common symptom of anemia. However, devouring Sonic slushies is just a symptom of being a fucking fatass.

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

How many times has it been since we've seen 496.whatever elbees? 496.4 makes yet another appearence today
-"Lord is telling me to eat what I want" Okay
-She'll be back on track tomorrow, sure
-Making excuses why cheat days are fine

Food:
-Chocolate peanut butter yogurt bar
-Turkey cheesey onion sandwich
-Cheesy steak vomit fries
-Starbucks chai tea
-Starbucks mandolin cakes
-Starbucks chocolate chip cookie
-Sonic slushie blue coconut cherry ("The anemic in me says hell to the yes" What does this even mean?)
-Arby's large diet coke. HEALTHY
-Large curly fries
-Mac and cheese
-Crispy fish burger

Gross. Fatty is so desperate for views. Boring video.

One word: Pukeworthy

 

[Clown Baby]

"The lord is telling me to eat" get the fuck out of here, Agnosticlynn Reid.

 

[marjoram]

That's it, FatAl! You know we WANT you fat. Keep making these videos for us sociopaths.

That's what this is all about, right? RIGHT?

(any ambabies left out there who sincerely think Al is trying/wants to lose weight needs to be committed for their own safety)

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Sassy Black AmberLynn going all church talkin' bout the LAWD and his day!

Jade, you stupid negro. Stop.

 

[Murderous Anas]

I just about lost it when she was doing the voiceover and said "I was craving a chocolate chip cookie...Oh my god, this sounds soooo good right now???" as if she didn't just eat one AND more than enough food to last a normal person half a week. I wouldn't be surprised if she got another Starbucks order after the fact, because we know if something 'sounds good' to Amberlynn and requires minimal effort for her to obtain, then she absolutely will eat it.

It's also interesting to me that she seems to be maintaining her weight. This tells me that she's either abusing the tare function on her scale again, or her 'on track' days were complete bullshit and she's been eating like this all along. OR, the most likely answer, is that she's been doing both, and still weighs somewhere in the mid-500 range.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber is in her maintenance phase. She is 494.6 pounds, on target to be under 500 pounds.

She got up at noon. I guess she fixed that sleeping schedule.

Sunday is a cheat day. The Lord told her that. She is not sure if she will continue WW. To stop it, she would have to start following it. “Her body will not let her lose more weight”. How about eating 5,000 calories a day.

She will do research on “self-sabotage”. Will she read thousands and thousands of papers on the subjects, or Google something for a minute? She has a lot of those “self-sabotage” days off camera. You don’t say, we would never have guessed.

She reminds people that our bodies are not robots, and we need to have cheat days. I am not sure that Dr. Nowzaradan would agree.

Eat a bunch of unhealthy food. Not one vegetable or fruit is present.

During off-track days, she does not show her calories and does not count the calories. So, I guess the 1,600 calories are only on days that she follows her diet, everything else is not counted.

She claims that she ate 5,121 calories that day. She is shocked and appalled about it but then said that she has an eating disorder. Is she be seeking help for it? Of course not.

Basically, she is saying in this video that she has an eating disorder that makes her eat too much and nothing can be done about it.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Fuck off Amber, taking the lord's name.

"I ate 5000 calories." What's new you've been doing that for about 2 years now. Damn she is hungry for attention, a shame that you got to put "effort" in. Say it is an eating disorder is one hell of a slope, I am sure papa Youtube would love that especially with Eugenia at death's door nearly.

Classic piss off the reaction channel narrative, shame they won't cover you. Also is this a jab at Chantal because the Arby's and a binge is classic Chantal.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

fucking idiot.

 

[ObviousMelon]

I wish she'd go down the Hungry Fat Chick route. minus the fetish porn
Just admit you wanna eat your way to the grave. People would have more respect for that, than for that "I'm gonna change! - tomorrow" bullshit.