Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[dacwcman68]

Listen I never post but I could not keep this to myself

Information found from the website the food is from (used firehouse subs for reference)

Ice cream bar - 170 cals
Chicken sandwich from firehouse subs covered in cheese - 1100 cals
Cheesy steak fries -720 cals
venti chai latte -300 cals
Chocolate chip cookie - 360
Madeline cookies -220
Sonic large blue rasp slush - 440
Arbys large curly fries- 650
Arbys Mac n cheese- 510 cals
Arbys fish sandwich- 570 cals
Large Diet Coke
Total: 5100 calories

Sodium
Ice cream bar 85mg
Cheese fries 2500mg
Sandwich 2700 mg
Latte 160mg
Madeline cookies 120mg
Chocolate chip 220mg
Slushy 70mg
Diet Coke 95 mg
Large curly fries 1480mg
Mac n cheese 1120 mg
Fish sandwich 1000mg
Total: 9550mg almost 10g of salt.
Daily recommendation is 2.3 g or 2300mg

What an absolute lunatic, between her past three videos, she's had to have consumed upwards of 25g of sodium. Weight watchers is going better than it ever has before.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"When I eat in my videos, I get more views." -- From the Amberlynn Reid School of No Shit, Sherlock

About an hour after she posted her video: 6720 views



An hour after that: 10770 views



Another hour and change: 14957 views



Two hours later: 22628 views



And the final for tonight, just shy of another hour later: 26372 views



I wonder if Big Al will venture back out into the world for a sit down meal at her personal Mecca. Think of it: filming herself getting into the car, her excitement so palpable it might jump right off the screen at us. Filming the caretaker gf from behind as they make the walk to TCF. At the hostess station: breathlessly waiting to be seated. Once seated, the drink situation type deal moment, where she has ice water and she tries to get the "gf" to speak on camera to tell the viewers what she got to dri.......Big Al cuts her off as the food arrives. The "gf" gets....whatever, look at this orange chicken, y'all! She takes that first bite. Her eyes roll back in her head, like a great white shark in the nightlife. The "Mmmmmm..heHEEheHEEHEE" begins. Unable to contain her excitement, she squirms in her seat. Having chewed that first bite three times and sent it down the pipe, she opens her eyes as if she's just had an out of body experience. "SHTOOO good, guise, honestly." Meanwhile, the "gf" hasn't made a peep,and why should she? This is the Amberlynn Reid channel, not whatherface's channel. She wants a channel, she can made one of her own. We follow Big Al's fork as it moves back to the plate and stabs another piece of chicken.

Fade to black.

Oscar, in the bag!

 

[mekalekahi]

I cannot imagine being a adult and getting into a relationship with someone that orders fast food to the house 4 fucking times a day all while acting like they are 15.

OMG MY TONGUE IS BLUE




The first meal made absolutely no sense. A big greasy sandwich and cheesy fries combined with a chai tea and cookies? Then arbys her poor fucking toilet.

 

[D_Tractor]

Just to remind you that Amber wasn't wearing a bra and her wide nipples are all the way down there. You know she's turned on by the food.
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Fake and gay. Her real tits are lidurly pancakes.
edit: those shits look like a male bodybuilder that took WAY too many steroids:

 

[dollastoho]

Nice touch editing the clown emoji in Jade. Amber is a clown alright, but you an even bigger clown. How's wiping duties?

 

[ADHD]

At this very moment, Chantal is drunk in a hotel after doing an OnlyFans collab with Karlee Steele, when along comes an attention seeking has-been from Kentucky:





A shrimp ring isn't going to top what Chantal just did today, Amber. Nothing you've ever done before will. You need to seriously step it up.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

Gurls, I don't know how legislation works in the US, but NO WAY all that food is only 5k calories. I'd wager it is AT LEAST 15%-20% more than that

 

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[KiwiKunt!!]

Hey addicts it is alright to have the occasional cheat day

 

[Mr Foster]

Whoa, this dude is still making YT videos?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think that Amber would have as much difficulty to cut down her salt addiction than cutting her calories. On MSHPL, a few participants found the diet given by Dr. Nowzaradan extremely bland and unappetizing. This would also happen with Amber. She could not use her combination of onion salt, onion powder, pepper and Tapatio, or other salty sauces on her food. She would not last more than a couple of days on such diet.

 

[ChickenGetYoChickenHere!]

Jade has to be a fetish feeder. There is no way her burly, strong back ass could not stop a trough of fast food deliveries from entering the apartment.

I find it amazing how fatlynn always manages to find someone willing to help her kill herself on such short notice. Jade works from home so she is watching fatlynn consume metric tons of death on a daily basis. Just watching and enabling.

Grim Reaper qualities must be a requirement to cohabitate with our gorl.

 

[Pearlxx]

I really feel like when Amber says "my girlfriend is so supportive" it's more like "She' doesn't get mad at me or question me when I eat fast food for every meal and eat whatever I want."

 

[mekalekahi]

In what way does a slushee help anemia?

Also why does it always cut to amber sitting at a desk with headphones like she’s busy working on somthing?

 

[I am vomit]

In what way does a slushee help anemia?

Unless she shoved a shit ton of iron supplements into it. She's just trying to be cute about the slushee. Either that or she's dumb enough to genuinely believe it helps.

 

[Guardsman42]

Jade has to be a fetish feeder. There is no way her burly, strong back ass could not stop a trough of fast food deliveries from entering the apartment.

I find it amazing how fatlynn always manages to find someone willing to help her kill herself on such short notice. Jade works from home so she is watching fatlynn consume metric tons of death on a daily basis. Just watching and enabling.

Grim Reaper qualities must be a requirement to cohabitate with our gorl.

There's not much evidence Jade lives there. That's the thing. There's more evidence by Hamber she is paying Jade to play a role, and Jade is making cash on the side making delivering groceries to shut ins like Hamber.

For all we know she's just the fucking uber driver.

 

[FatalTater]

Also why does it always cut to amber sitting at a desk with headphones like she’s busy working on somthing?

Adult baby pretending to be at work just like a grownup.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

In what way does a slushee help anemia?

Also why does it always cut to amber sitting at a desk with headphones like she’s busy working on somthing?

Like someone else said, if you're very, very, very anemic, you'll probably crave ice. The problem is, Hammy isn't that anemic and there's nothing that says the ice has to be in a sugary drink. If anything, plain shaved ice is more satisfying.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

There's not much evidence Jade lives there. That's the thing. There's more evidence by Hamber she is paying Jade to play a role, and Jade is making cash on the side making delivering groceries to shut ins like Hamber.

For all we know she's just the fucking uber driver.

Amber can't afford to pay anyone to do anything. This isn't the glory days of the gaycare. Her views are in the shitter and if she didn't have a ""girlfriend"" who was paying half the rent, she literally could not afford that apartment.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Anaemia is usually caused by heavy periods or worse, internal bleeding. She cannot claim the period reason and she hasn’t been prescribed real iron tablets. She is just a hypochondriac who needs reasons to slurp sugary syrup water. The ice is just incidental.

Edited to add… she’s such a cunt.