What a bunch of self-serving bullshit this video is. As usual, any video is cued for relevance.
The "gf" is a saint, supporting Big Al like no one ever before. Except when it comes to Big Al ordering whatever shitty food she wants. It's so funny listening to this bitch -well, let me rephrase and say it's funnier than usual sometimes, because she talks about the "gf" the way some people talk about their god: everything good that happens = credit to the "gf". Big Al walks five time to the mailbox (sure you do, but let's move on), doesn't think she can do six. The "gf" takes her hand, gives her a pep talk, and Big Al does that sixth one. Everything bad that happens = not the "gf's" (god's) fault, she can't stop me from opening the UberEats app. What, no taking of your hand and giving you a pep talk? The "gf" gives her some tough love when she gains weight - she must be doing tons of that - except when Big Al says she "just can handle tough love" at that moment, which defeats the purpose altogether. Other assorted bullshit, etc.
And abut that mailbox walking thing, Fatty: you were a right cunt to people asking you about building your stamina by walking to the mailbox, and surprise! People were correct to be skeptical of your (as usual) horseshit.
This whole "we ask either 'are you coherent right now?'" thing is stupid and likely untrue, as if the thought that the "gf" has ever stopped a single instance of Big Al ordering her shit food by being level-headed and asking questions is something that ever happened. Big Al has never had anyone who was there for her to ask her if she was sure she wanted McD's or made her second guess her ordering. Really? No one ever voiced concerns? Like, say, Becky, when she questioned you about having her go out and get you food? With you getting angry with her for having the audacity to question your highness' order? Something like that? Hell, you even tried to squeeze out a tear about how you would yell at Becky at those times.
The "gf" is just another enabler in a line of them. But the most important thing for Big Al is there's another person in the house.
I love that she can't even understand the cycle graphic that's completely devoted to her. Can't even define that the latest performative WW shit was phase one.
I don't think there's any big conspiracy about why reaction channels are at her again: she's flailing around as much as a whale can at that size, trying to be outrageous (fail), trying to convince people she's anything but a lazy bumpkin (fail), trying to gaslight the audience by pretending what they've witnessed isn't what it is (fail), and trying to increase views by eating on camera (dingdingding!). Reactors have had the equivalent of reacting to paint drying as far as her channel goes for awhile now. Anything that breaks that routine is good as a break from something like the freak show that is Chantal.
The biggest, hugest, deepest, darkest secret: she was bedbound most of 2019 and washed in bed. No. Shit. We knew this for quite some time, even though you denied it time and time again, like the fucking gaslighter you are. REAL gaslighting, not the shit you bitched at your *viewers* for, you lying twat. And you still cannot bring yourself to admit that Becky was bathing you. Because, LogicLynn, there's no fucking way you could possibly reach your whole body to wash with your TRex arms and your gigantic body. Even with a rag on a stick, it's impossible. So don't "confess" this and then flash that SmugLynn face at us like you are not exactly like those fat fucks on MSHPL. What's remarkable is that you said you were immobile in a video at Eric & Ricky's, then once again denied being bedbound in a live at the Henry. And Becky stepped up to try to cover for you, as usual. So you can fuck right off with these "confessions", which are bullshit that everyone already knew, and stop trying to be coy by shitting all over Becky and then not naming her as effectively your fucking caretaker just like your current "gf", you ungrateful bitch.
The rest is just more of the same boring shit. Your crocodile tears do not move me, Fatty. Show your laygs and/or go back to eating yourself to death. Those are the only two remotely interesting things about you at this point.
PS: Other items for programming her shock collar:
Phrases: "You guys have to understand/riihlize", "I'm proud of myself" (for the stupidest things)
Any word where she elides letters: impor-en, Wommar
Or adds them: bolth, molment
Or is just fucking stupid about pronunciation: ordamint, suckalent
