Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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“Two men went up into the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee, standing by himself, prayed thus: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other men, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week; I give tithes of all that I get.’ But the tax collector, standing far off, would not even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, ‘God, be merciful to me, a sinner!’ I tell you, this man went down to his house justified, rather than the other. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but the one who humbles himself will be exalted.” Luke 18:10-14

A faithful man will abound with blessings, but whoever hastens to be rich will not go unpunished. Proverbs 28:20

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. Matthew 6:1-34

Take comfort, fren.

Yup. A few things the Bible got right. Now that I think of it, I wish “Haydur Nation” listened while they were doing “amber cons”.
 
Oh fun, a grocery haul!

Broccoli (Nutritionlynn insists that you should stop buying frozen over fresh because "fresh tastes better")

Haven't watched it yet, but this bitch. WTF does she know about "taste" when she chomps twice on something and then swallows so she can shove more shit into her piehole, because if you eat faster, you get more? Same bitch who was extolling the virtues of frozen because it's frozen at the peak of freshness. Both can be just fine, you twat, if you bother to cook it properly instead of throwing a back in the microwave for 30 seconds so you can have third dinner as quickly as humanly possible.

I just finished watching the latest My 600lb Life and I have to say, David is a really sympathetic character. As someone mentioned earlier, it's a similar situation to Fat Amber, growing up in foster care, feeling let down by those around him and turning to food for comfort.

That would be me, and he was indeed one of the most sympathetic people they've ever had on the show. I finally get back to watching MSHPL and it's someone I couldn't work up any snark for.

This is why I don't agree with Fat Amber she she says her weight is why people dislike her. It's not. I really felt myself rooting for this guy and you could see the commitment he had to change. He had some cheat days, saw the impact it had on his chance for surgery and then started going to therapy. It's so much easier to root for someone who seems to be genuine, kind and really ready to change.

She's a terrible person and would be at any size.
 
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Still praising Noom
 
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“Two men went up into the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee, standing by himself, prayed thus: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other men, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. I fast twice a week; I give tithes of all that I get.’ But the tax collector, standing far off, would not even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, ‘God, be merciful to me, a sinner!’ I tell you, this man went down to his house justified, rather than the other. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but the one who humbles himself will be exalted.” Luke 18:10-14

A faithful man will abound with blessings, but whoever hastens to be rich will not go unpunished. Proverbs 28:20

“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. Matthew 6:1-34

Take comfort, fren.

This means more to me than I can personally express right now.

Hamber be damned. I'm not a particularly religious person. But life and the death of my mother has presented challenges I've never known.

I went to church today. I never do that. And the pastor 's personal welcome (he knows my current struggles) and his sermon today was focused on empathy. Real empathy. And it made me realize some things that are relative to us all.

Yeah, in a way it all boiled down to Jesus, but the final point was acceptance of the struggle we all live.

In that vein, Hamber... you're fat and fucktarded. We see you and we laugh and poke the pig for our amusement.

It doesn't mean we don't care as Haydurs, we actually do and us (as well as Jesus) care and WANT you to be successful. But fuck gorl, you're your own worst self-destructive enemy.

On you, dear. You need some fucking Jesus. Don't doubt it for a moment. You think you're full of empathy, but you're not. The ultimate empath welcomes you to come to his table.

Amen.
 
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Shit like this pisses me off so much. I don’t know anything about this woman aside from what I just read, but at least she was trying. This reminds me of the woman on MSHPL who had started to do Dr. Now’s diet, had enrolled in college and was actually taking her situation seriously and all of a sudden she died in the middle of filming.

Then you have people out here like Amber and Chantal who are rewarded day after day for their retarded trolling and attention seeking with easy money. They have both done nothing but get more fat and smug since they started their channels and they’ve raked in more cash from being fat and stupid than the majority of people will ever make for working and actually contributing to society.

Neither of them actually cares about their health problems or that people hate them so they’re not really facing consequences. Consequences only count if they serve as some kind of punishment and they can only be punishment if the person facing the consequences suffers somehow. These two don’t give a fuck so do they really suffer as much as people like to think they do?

I’m sure they both think “well when I’m dead then I’m just dead and then it won’t matter” as true hedonists tend to believe. I don’t think either one of them cares if they die young, especially Amber. As long as she has enough YT bux to buy cheap Chinese shit from Walmart and sodium from Doordash, she’s happy as a pig in shit.

It doesn’t ever actually bother me until I see someone else try to do the right thing and then life just shits all over them.

I’ll take my hats and puzzle pieces now.
The true irony is that Hambo and Chantal mentioned a few times all the things they still want to do, to the point of Chantal talking about being 60's and 70's, they really believe they still have plenty of time.
I love that for them.
 
The only reason she lost weight during cancer is the elephant veterinarian chopped out her uterus and the tumor she let grow for years. Maybe she should consider amputation of a limb or two to get permanent weight loss to dangle over the haydurrrrs?

Its not like she needs her layyyygs anyway and on the plus side she could sell them to a freak show to buy more layggggos.

This would make it easier for jade to wipe amber and she could finally live her best life as a human poop emoji!
 
Is Hamber putting out religious content? The fuck is with these posts?

Also, anyone who genuinely wants this cunt to be successful is ridiculous. She's not a troubled obese woman, she's a piece of shit. Success for her would mean she'd become even more of a nasty twat to everyone and everything in her life.

Success should be for those who deserve it, not this gargantuan retard.
 
That stupid frown gets even bigger!
I tried this mimicking this and it actually hurt. Probably gave me extra wrinkles just from the strain.
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It looks like one of those snapchat filters that people were using to make Facebook-tier comedy videos a few years ago.

Also, Mr Snowflake documentary Part 4 is out (unless I'm late) and it's so strange to see her talking about the future like anything would change and seeing all her personalities through the years. Fascinating stuff.
 
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Yes.. need hoard of snack foods to fill up your fridge to feed 2 dumbo bitches
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Feb 9th Weigh-In
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MI TAKEOUT ADDICTION~ They are FULL OF CALORIES
I could order healthier options- but whats the fun in THAT?!
What's that? about $16.00 on 5 lunchables that she'll probably eat in one go? Even with price increases at the grocery store these days that's still enough money to buy enough produce and cheap meat to make a gigantic pot of stew or soup that would last a week. Which is something that a lot of people are having to do while getting completely ass-fucked by inflation right now.
 
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