Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Constellationzero]

50 Shades of (Deathfat) Grey

Maybe Jade can spank Fat Albert with a McDick's bag, and boombalatty will let her "inner goddess" out with each WHAP! of the paper bag

Robble Robble!

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Not seen this done yet so let's have a go at reacting to the latest snapchat answers. I refuse to include any sexual content as I can't be fucked with her LARPing as the cringe lad character from an adolescent comedy series.

Spoiler

Nutritionlynn graces us. It'd be far more believable if you demonstrated an understanding of units of measurement. Granted, you can read but you still fail to understand. Reading them for the best part of two decades hasn't stopped you becoming morbidly obese.

Not Ambers dainty spurs. Ambers spurs are unique and special.

Is she answering like a lawyer? As isn't this technically correct? I'm sure it was Destiny.

Well, that's a bit of a u-turn. So it doesn't require surgery yet..

FUCK, I said I wouldn't do this but this is interesting. The person asking the question did not specify which year, but Amber did. January 15 2021.
Did she make it up on the spot? Outright lie? Or is she have so little going on that she can't keep track of the day, month or year?

Speaks for itself.

Could you point to this country on a map? Name which continent it's in? Which of the many islands do you plan to visit? Which of the three seas would you be overlooking?

Forget it, Laying in bed with grease may be more achievable.

 

[tasty humane burger]

Wait when did Wifey/Jade start being referred to as Alex?

ETA - missed the sc post here, I'm dumb.

 

[Pippeyy]

Wait when did Wifey/Jade start being referred to as Alex?

She said in an Snapchat story, that was posted here, to call her Alex when someone asked what her GF name was.

 

[Cock wombler]

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FUCK, I said I wouldn't do this but this is interesting. The person asking the question did not specify which year, but Amber did. January 15 2021.
Did she make it up on the spot? Outright lie? Or is she have so little going on that she can't keep track of the day, month or year?

January 2021 she was still with necks who's confirmed they basically never had sex....
I assume its a mis type which she didn't notice because of her desperation to prove to everyone that she, a 31yr old, has had sex.

Eta- it was indeed our former queen who "tossed" a cat behind her. Destiny slapped a dog while Amber cackled.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Not seen this done yet so let's have a go at reacting to the latest snapchat answers. I refuse to include any sexual content as I can't be fucked with her LARPing as the cringe lad character from an adolescent comedy series.

Spoiler

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Nutritionlynn graces us. It'd be far more believable if you demonstrated an understanding of units of measurement. Granted, you can read but you still fail to understand. Reading them for the best part of two decades hasn't stopped you becoming morbidly obese.

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Not Ambers dainty spurs. Ambers spurs are unique and special.

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Is she answering like a lawyer? As isn't this technically correct? I'm sure it was Destiny.

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Well, that's a bit of a u-turn. So it doesn't require surgery yet..

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FUCK, I said I wouldn't do this but this is interesting. The person asking the question did not specify which year, but Amber did. January 15 2021.
Did she make it up on the spot? Outright lie? Or is she have so little going on that she can't keep track of the day, month or year?

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Speaks for itself.

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Could you point to this country on a map? Name which continent it's in? Which of the many islands do you plan to visit? Which of the three seas would you be overlooking?

Forget it, Laying in bed with grease may be more achievable.

Keep telling yourself that you're sexy or have sex, Amber. Or don't. Please fucking don't. The idea of Amber being sexual is repulsive to me on a visceral level. Seeing Amber and Dusty make out on camera gave me very bad feelings, and not just because it looked like Gilbert Grape's mom tonguing a fattening Arnie.

If I remember correctly, Density tossed a puppy. Animal abuse is animal abuse. It was alleged that Amber deliberately let Destiny's old cat out so that they could get either Rarity or Wasabi. I don't know if that was ever confirmed, but I can buy it. Amber only cares about Amber.

It really says something that I'm surprised that Amber even knows that Greece exists. What happened to Bora Bora, Amber? Do you still think that it's near the Poconos, by the way?

Also, that's a little ambitious to ask her geography questions when she is surprised that other countries have flags

 

[WasabiPasta]

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Not Ambers dainty spurs. Ambers spurs are unique and special.



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Well, that's a bit of a u-turn. So it doesn't require surgery yet..

Small medical sperg, but while it is true that heel spurs never go away on their own, they usually go "dormant" and stop causing symptoms, and if they are painless, surgery isn"t indicated, and, this is the usual route most heel spur take, it is surgery that is the rarer option.
And a side note, heel spurs are because FAT. bUt SkInNy PeOPle GeT ThEm ToO,,

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Please, stop asking Hamberger sex questions.

Why? Because:

There's nothing more stomach churning that a hideously vile person trying to be sexy and desirable. She's a super morbidly obese 30 year old who dresses like a child, she has shockingly bad hygiene, her hair is never washed, her face is very obviously never washed, her hands are filthy, we all know that she stinks and she's a mirror image of Peter Griffin.

There is nothing sexy or attractive about Fatty, not a single bloody thing. Hambo, nobody believes anyone would want to touch to your sweaty body. She can't even sit up without heavy breathing, this bitch is having no type of intimacy whatsoever.

The idea of Amber being sexual is repulsive to me on a visceral level.

I think most of us will agree that the mental picture of Big Al or Chinny doing whatever they do that passes for sex is something to be avoided.

 

[dfranki723]

January 2021 she was still with necks who's confirmed they basically never had sex....
I assume its a mis type which she didn't notice because of her desperation to prove to everyone that she, a 31yr old, has had sex.

Eta- it was indeed our former queen who "tossed" a cat behind her. Destiny slapped a dog while Amber cackled.
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Every time I see this shit I'm just reminded of the arselicking retards claiming Amber isn't really a bad person, she's just got soooooooooooooooo much trauma.
Was it Krystal's dog she was dragging around and manhandling in a vlog once? The overweight beagle? She doesn't like animals, they're props to show what a compassionate dainty gorl she is.

Based off Density's treatment of animals I've always pictured her as the type to be cruel to vulnerable people, she has access to the poor fuckers. I wouldn't put it past her. No-one in Fat Cunt's circle should be trusted around animals, the elderly or children. I'm glad ALR's womb killed itself.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Keep telling yourself that you're sexy or have sex, Amber. Or don't. Please fucking don't. The idea of Amber being sexual is repulsive to me on a visceral level. Seeing Amber and Dusty make out on camera gave me very bad feelings, and not just because it looked like Gilbert Grape's mom tonguing a fattening Arnie.

I think that most people do not appreciate when their partners blab on the internet of their sexual prowesses. This, for me, is another indication that there is nothing going on between Jade and Amber. Jade could not care less about what Amber does by herself as long as she does not mention her.

It really says something that I'm surprised that Amber even knows that Greece exists. What happened to Bora Bora, Amber? Do you still think that it's near the Poconos, by the way?

Travelling is purely aspirational for Amber. Nothing is flat on Greece islands. Amber would never be able to walk there. She complains about being uncomfortable in a car for a couple of hours. I cannot imagine that she would agree to be sitting in a plane for 10+ hours, and she would not be able to get into the loo. She would need first to lose about 300 pounds and pay for skin removal surgeries. Then, she might be able to go to Greece if she has any money left.

 

[Constellationzero]

Keep telling yourself that you're sexy or have sex, Amber. Or don't. Please fucking don't. The idea of Amber being sexual is repulsive to me on a visceral level. Seeing Amber and Dusty make out on camera gave me very bad feelings, and not just because it looked like Gilbert Grape's mom tonguing a fattening Arnie.

If I remember correctly, Density tossed a puppy. Animal abuse is animal abuse. It was alleged that Amber deliberately let Destiny's old cat out so that they could get either Rarity or Wasabi. I don't know if that was ever confirmed, but I can buy it. Amber only cares about Amber.

It really says something that I'm surprised that Amber even knows that Greece exists. What happened to Bora Bora, Amber? Do you still think that it's near the Poconos, by the way?

Also, that's a little ambitious to ask her geography questions when she is surprised that other countries have flags

DUNCE CAP smacked a puppy. FAT ALBERT acted like it's funneh and TOSSES a kitten.

NEVER FORGET
NEVER LET FAT ALBERT LIVE THIS DOWN
OR DUNCE CAP
OR THEIR IDIOT FANS

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Every time I see this shit I'm just reminded of the arselicking retards claiming Amber isn't really a bad person, she's just got soooooooooooooooo much trauma.
Was it Krystal's dog she was dragging around and manhandling in a vlog once? The overweight beagle? She doesn't like animals, they're props to show what a compassionate dainty gorl she is.

Based off Density's treatment of animals I've always pictured her as the type to be cruel to vulnerable people, she has access to the poor fuckers. I wouldn't put it past her. No-one in Fat Cunt's circle should be trusted around animals, the elderly or children. I'm glad ALR's womb killed itself.

In an alternate timeline where Amber had crotch spawn, I can see her treating the children like ForeverKailyn or my personal cow Kyttie Von Toyye, or in the extremes like Cecily Kellogg. Neglectful at best, shaping the kid into a genderspecial to get personal asspats at worst. Human Rarity would also be as rotund as Amber and/or how Kelly Lenza's kids are getting.

DUNCE CAP smacked a puppy. FAT ALBERT acted like it's funneh and TOSSES a kitten.

NEVER FORGET
NEVER LET FAT ALBERT LIVE THIS DOWN
OR DUNCE CAP
OR THEIR IDIOT FANS

The fact that there's so much animal abuse and neglect that I am mixing them up is pretty sad. I remember at one point right at the end of the Density era and the beginning of the Becky one that Amber admitted to not even cleaning the litter boxes. She'd just toss the trays after a month and buy new ones. Twinkie's neglect is more obvious but she also took forever to spay/neuter the kitties. I think it's Wasabi that has/had matted fur? Those poor animals

 

[8008135]

So I guess that Jade's new strategy to revive the channel was Insufferable Fat Cunt Virgin mode, eh?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Amber keeps saying heel spurs, but she probably means she has plantar fasciitis.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Amber keeps saying heel spurs, but she probably means she has plantar fasciitis.

You really think Fatty can pronounce that? Bitch cannot pronounce BOTH.

DUNCE CAP smacked a puppy. FAT ALBERT acted like it's funneh and TOSSES a kitten.

NEVER FORGET
NEVER LET FAT ALBERT LIVE THIS DOWN
OR DUNCE CAP
OR THEIR IDIOT FANS

These fat fucks need a DOE SAY of their own medicine

 

[FatFuckingClown]

DUNCE CAP smacked a puppy. FAT ALBERT acted like it's funneh and TOSSES a kitten.

NEVER FORGET
NEVER LET FAT ALBERT LIVE THIS DOWN
OR DUNCE CAP
OR THEIR IDIOT FANS

Hey, skinny people abuse their animals too, ya know.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Fatty has had her new video up for about an hour and no one's noticed... love that for her. Sorry I can't post a link as I am at work.
She took her scale when she (allegedly) visited her friends for the weekend and shock horror, she didn't use the scale or film all the things she did. She totally went outside and did stuff guize.
She weighed in on Mon 21st @ 500.6 elbees and then on Tue 22nd @ 503.6 elbees. She has now decided she is no longer sharing her weight with YT.
So in her 100 days of weighing in 'challenge' she managed until 31st January when she showed no scale that day. She managed 53 days and lost a grand total of ONE fucking elbee.
ONE FUCKING POUND LOST IN 53 DAYS

 

[Xenomorph]

Every time I see this shit I'm just reminded of the arselicking retards claiming Amber isn't really a bad person, she's just got soooooooooooooooo much trauma.
Was it Krystal's dog she was dragging around and manhandling in a vlog once? The overweight beagle? She doesn't like animals, they're props to show what a compassionate dainty gorl she is.

Based off Density's treatment of animals I've always pictured her as the type to be cruel to vulnerable people, she has access to the poor fuckers. I wouldn't put it past her. No-one in Fat Cunt's circle should be trusted around animals, the elderly or children. I'm glad ALR's womb killed itself.

Dusty slaps dogs like a retarded toddler. She is an abusive cunt..

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Am I mistaken? Didn't she vlog one time when she had cancer and the doctor told her it had been so long since she had stimulated her vagina, or been cleaned it out, or penetrated that it was really tight and hard to exam? I don't know what vlog it was but I swear I remember her telling us that the doctor actually had a difficult examine her because something about her hole and it was because it had been like literally left uncleaned/touched/whatever so long that the tissues were hard to move around or something. Does anybody else remember this?

No I don't remember it but I am never going to forget this post

 

[Insulin reid]

There's nothing more stomach churning that a hideously vile person trying to be sexy and desirable. She's a super morbidly obese 30 year old who dresses like a child, she has shockingly bad hygiene, her hair is never washed, her face is very obviously never washed, her hands are filthy, we all know that she stinks and she's a mirror image of Peter Griffin.

This shit is why i think amber is super into being a little... Which is ironic cause shes as big as a fat california brown bear... However, my point stands more than amber does.

There is nothing sexy or attractive about Fatty, not a single bloody thing. Hambo, nobody believes anyone would want to touch to your sweaty body. She can't even sit up without heavy breathing, this bitch is having no type of intimacy whatsoever.

Amber always had people after her. Your just bean fat-phobic. Haydur.