Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[D_Tractor]

 

[ADHD]

Amber always gets so excited when she has an appointment with a therapist or a bariatric surgeon. She builds expectations that they will understand her and tell her what she wants to hear. She will go to one appointment then quit saying that it would not work for her. I expect that she will be back on WW after the appointment.

I'm at the point where I have serious doubts these types of appointments even exist, as opposed to her just saying she's got them to have something to talk about. At least, I hope that's the case, because she's otherwise just wasting the appointment slot.

 

[dfranki723]

Ahhh, AmberLynn Reid the Dancing KuhWeen.

Newborns have more rhythm.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm at the point where I have serious doubts these types of appointments even exist, as opposed to her just saying she's got them to have something to talk about. At least, I hope that's the case, because she's otherwise just wasting the appointment slot.

I just assume she's lying. I find it saves all kinds of time, and matches my underwater expectations from her.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I'm at the point where I have serious doubts these types of appointments even exist, as opposed to her just saying she's got them to have something to talk about. At least, I hope that's the case, because she's otherwise just wasting the appointment slot.

You'll know in about 2-3 weeks when she never mentions it again or has an excuse.

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

We should send Big Al off to Ukraine so they can launch her at Russia. If she survives, she can be known as the Kremlynn.

"Hey guise, I'm here to stop your annexation type deal."

 

[King Fructose]

"Hey guise, I'm here to stop your annexation type deal."

The Kremlynn points angrily at Beckraine, fueled by land aggression.

“WHOSE TERRITORY IS THAT??”

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She's tops at propaganda, that's for sure.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I'm at the point where I have serious doubts these types of appointments even exist, as opposed to her just saying she's got them to have something to talk about. At least, I hope that's the case, because she's otherwise just wasting the appointment slot.

I think that she goes to at least the first appointment then nothing. She still waste someone’s time.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

WriterLynn's word choice and descriptives rank right up there with the giants of literature: Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, any of the Bronte sisters, and so on.

Found over on reddit, of course.

 

[CeeusBeeus]

It's like Fat People DDR

 

[D_Tractor]

"fit-for-me coffin"

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

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WriterLynn's word choice and descriptives rank right up there with the giants of literature: Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, any of the Bronte sisters, and so on.

Found over on reddit, of course.

wtf does dicing my fangs even mean? legit stopped reading there

 

[FatalTater]

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WriterLynn's word choice and descriptives rank right up there with the giants of literature: Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, any of the Bronte sisters, and so on.

Found over on reddit, of course.

You know, I want so badly to comment on this, but after watching a lot of Chantal and then Joe Biden's State Of The Union speech, I just can't.
I have no words left to properly express my feelings.
Perhaps an emoji?

It's the best I can do right now.

 

[MarvelousMess]

ALR taking fashion inspiration from LOL OMG dolls…. I knew that looked familiar

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

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WriterLynn's word choice and descriptives rank right up there with the giants of literature: Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, any of the Bronte sisters, and so on.

Found over on reddit, of course.

"Craving the thirst"

I could find better vampire Smut in the book section at the dollar store.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Special bariatric scissors with no pesky skinny-privilege-finger-holes to get stuck in.

 

[Owlflaps]

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WriterLynn's word choice and descriptives rank right up there with the giants of literature: Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, any of the Bronte sisters, and so on.

Found over on reddit, of course.

Yep, she definitely stroked out when she wrote this.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"fit-for-me coffin"
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Can you imagine a Norse funeral with that? I can only believe that when her blubber melts, it would set the ocean on fire and/or create a gigantic oil slick that would rival the Exxon Valdez or Deepwater Horizon. disasters.

wtf does dicing my fangs even mean? legit stopped reading there

That's originally what caught my eye and I've been trying to figure out wtf it is supposed to mean. Knifing? Slicing? And we all know she can't pronounce pure or purely, so it would be

"...dicing my peerly white fangs...'

My second favorite phrase in that terrible. shitty writing, is the "seductive smell that is penetrating her young body." piece. She always has such stupid word choices sometimes, and you just know that she was trying really hard to come up with the correct word, but couldn't quiiiiite make it. Attention Big Al: I think you meant "permeating". You're welcome.

"Craving the thirst"

I could find better vampire Smut in the book section at the dollar store.

Any random 10 year old could probably come up with something better - both better written and more imaginative.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

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