Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

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WriterLynn's word choice and descriptives rank right up there with the giants of literature: Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, any of the Bronte sisters, and so on.

Found over on reddit, of course.

"fit-for-me coffin"
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VampireLynn - sucks sriracha and the souls of fat Kentucky lesbians.

 

[Constellationzero]

wtf does dicing my fangs even mean? legit stopped reading there

Don't forget the "smell penetrating her body."

We got us a quarter ton female Robert Staneck here.

 

[D_Tractor]

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3 hours late because NO ONE CARES!.

 

[FatalTater]

I rewrote Amber's story in my own words. Hope it lives up to the original.

I'm a vampire.
I like biting people.
I think about it a lot.
Gonna find someone to bite.
That one smells tasty. Imma bite her.
Om nom nom.

 

[Billie Ross]

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I'm not sure what am I looking at, I just know is horrifying.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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WriterLynn's word choice and descriptives rank right up there with the giants of literature: Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, any of the Bronte sisters, and so on.

Found over on reddit, of course.

She’s one of those writers who can’t commit to an adjective and has to tie it with “almost,” “slightly” etc. Her wordiness is trolling levels of redundant too; “my eyes catch a glimpse” “with one swift and fast movement” “craving the thirst” etc.

Visually it’s painful to read. She’s using en dashes instead of em and couldn’t even be assed to give us a line break between the post and the excerpt. It’s a fucking block of text lmao. Good luck on your novel, Writerlynn. i support you.

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

That is the ugliest fucking purse I have ever seen.

 

[goodgrief]

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WriterLynn's word choice and descriptives rank right up there with the giants of literature: Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, any of the Bronte sisters, and so on.

Found over on reddit, of course.

Lol. "As I gently say no to garlic"

Amber is vampire proof. Yeah she couldn't run away but she's so full of garlic salt that the vampires just couldn't deal.

On another note, I thought the gays would be more loyal to Becky. Didn't think amber and the fat fetishist she lives with would be hanging out with them.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

Well, iam impressed. She told something close to the truth for once. she said she was visiting eric, i dont know about that. but she drove trough Somerset at least.

this is her old sushi spot i think. So she could have been at erics but i still doubt it.

 

[Berb]

Does she weigh 600lbs yet?

 

[Spicboyskafan]

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Special bariatric scissors with no pesky skinny-privilege-finger-holes to get stuck in.

i was wonderin why those scissors were shaped like an anime weapon

 

[Owlflaps]

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Lol, Wipey won't kiss her because she's a stinking pig, not because she ate disgusting high sodium Taki jerky.

 

[Insulin reid]

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Sandwormlynn

 

[DontEatThat]

After reading that shit mini story all I could think was how bad her word choice was and also how it really sounds like Amber being a hungry fat ass. So I decided to make a few liberties to her story.

Spoiler: Her real story

The longing for plunging my incisors for something
sweet and juicy has overcome my mind. As I struggle to find
comfort in my accommodations I cant stop but to think about
my insatiable urges. As the bell tolls I hobble and lumber towards
the origin of the sound, eager to meet my new victim. My eyes have
grown weary surrounded by darkness, my skin pale and plagued with disease.
Despite my weaknesses and ever failing body I must feed. As I finally
approach I can sense my prize. I sense a smell that is all too
familiar, a smell that can ease my pains and satisfy my hunger.
I start to awaken and feel alive as I open the door and in the
blink of an eye I grab the plastic satchel which holds my meal.
An intoxicating smell permeates from the vessel within the bag
as I rush to prepare myself. I rest my feeble ankles from the massive
girth they were burdened with as I reveal to myself the one
thing I have been craving time and time again. We finally meet
again Orange Chicken, my one and true love. The one thing
to complete me and make me feel full.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

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this is her old sushi spot i think. So she could have been at erics but i still doubt it.

Nope, her old sushi joint was the infamous Yamato Steak House of Japan, located at the Tradewind Shopping Center!

How could anyone forget the ambiance, the authentic decor, the reenforced chairs that withstand up to 550lbs:

Yamatos: the BEST plate of hot shit in Somerset, Kentucky!

 

[giga melt]

She's really just not trying at all anymore to act like she's "above trollyn" lolol. She didn't weigh in this last video but I've been skipping them, when did she actually give up?

Actually who gives a shit.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Actually who gives a shit.

We should just end the entire thread here tbh

 

[D_Tractor]

I'm not sure what am I looking at, I just know is horrifying.
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She's shown her tum-tum twice since the operation and still no sign of the elusive hysterectomy scar.

 

[SWEETIE1989]

She's shown her tum-tum twice since the operation and still no sign of the elusive hysterectomy scar.

Hers just healed very lightly.
Unlike her cat scratches.