Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Turd Fergusson said:
Buying a large size box of Cinnamon Toaster Crunch cereal does not resonate to me of someone in her 30’s taking care of her health. This is marketed to 12 year old childrens, not grownup adults. She never showed us eating those before, so I gather that every time she talks about everything she eats in a day, it is all bollocks. We should not forget that she plans to go to that psychologist because people asked her to do it, not because she feels that she needs to do it. She still does not see her weighr as being a problem.
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I’m with @Xenomorph here. I also buy garbage tier cereals and they basically sene as a vessel to transport sugar into my body. At the same time, I’m not a 500lb loser who has been telling people I’m on a “weight loss journey” for a decade while simultaneously gaining weight instead. Most people buy healthier cereals and other breakfast stuff that isn’t pure sugar and eat that most of the time instead. Amber probably goes through a [family size] box of that shit every few days.

Nobody can tell me that she isn’t diabetic. Even being slightly overweight skyrockets A1C, let alone being as big as Amber. She is of the mentality that not having a diagnosis means she doesn’t have it. That would be fine for someone who regularly goes to the doctor and gets blood work. Nobody can make her take medication either, so I’m sure at least one of the ER doctors whose time she wasted recommended that she see her GP to start metformin and then she never followed up. They probably wouldn’t have formally diagnosed her but they would have said it’s a concern that she needs to take care of with her regular provider.
 
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expert legos said:
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe in taking sides after a break-up, so if I were Becky, I'd be pretty pissed at Eric and Ricky. It'd be one thing if this were a civil break-up, but it wasn't. Amber still shades Becky constantly, and it seems like Becky's having a rough time lately. A little loyalty isn't much to ask.

The fact that for the first time in their lives, they refuse to be on camera does make me wonder if it's all bs. But that seems like such an easy lie to be called out on that I feel like even Amber would avoid that trap.
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Speaking of Amber + the fags vs. Becky, she answered this question on Snapchat the other night, which stood out to me. The "but here we all are, closer than ever" part seems like a not so subtle dig at Becky, since she and Becky are very obviously no longer in contact with each other. This absolutely seems like something she would do to get under Becky's skin.

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As for your question about whether or not it's BS, I posted a screenshot of Eric from her Snapchat a few days ago - if this picture had been posted from her camera roll instead of the Snapchat camera, it would have said "2h ago from camera roll" or "2h ago from memories" on the picture, so it appears that she is really hanging out with them.
 
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About the clear purse...

There's use for shit like that around here. There's certain events and venues where if you bring a purse or bag, it has to be see-through. In fact, the local high school requires purses and backpacks be see-through if you bring them to games.

But AL doesn't go anywhere, so it's just bullshit for her.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
About the clear purse...

There's use for shit like that around here. There's certain events and venues where if you bring a purse or bag, it has to be see-through. In fact, the local high school requires purses and backpacks be see-through if you bring them to games.

But AL doesn't go anywhere, so it's just bullshit for her.
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YOU CAN ONLY COME TO THE GAME IF YOU CARRY YOUR TAMPONS AND MAXI PADS AND BIRTH CONTROL PILLS IN CLEAR PLASTIC BAGS SO ALL THE TEACHERS AND FOOTBALL PLAYERS KNOW YOU ARE POST-PUBESCENT AND OVULATING, GORLS.
 
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Something I failed to mention about her stupid, boring video was her "tip" for people with ADHD, or motivation, or just plain laziness - and I'll say here that Big Al is by far the single laziest person I've ever seen on YT - is to set a timer for x minutes and go clean, then set it again for x minutes and go do something you like, set it for x minutes, go fold laundry, etc., lather, rinse, repeat. Does she really believe people are going to think she came up with the pomodoro method of getting shit done? Pomodoro isn't really designed to be the same amount of time on task as the time on break, Fatty. That way makes everything take longer in the aggregate. X minutes on, y minutes off, repeat, repeat again, but every third round, the y time is doubled. Then it starts over. That's generally how it's done. I'm sure, however, that I just don't understand it the way she does and it must break her heart.
 
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Murderous Anas said:
Speaking of Amber + the fags vs. Becky, she answered this question on Snapchat the other night, which stood out to me. The "but here we all are, closer than ever" part seems like a not so subtle dig at Becky, since she and Becky are very obviously no longer in contact with each other. This absolutely seems like something she would do to get under Becky's skin.

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As for your question about whether or not it's BS, I posted a screenshot of Eric from her Snapchat a few days ago - if this picture had been posted from her camera roll instead of the Snapchat camera, it would have said "2h ago from camera roll" or "2h ago from memories" on the picture, so it appears that she is really hanging out with them.
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Bitch really knows how to ruin personal relationships between her exes and their friends. I don't doubt for a second that she was partly to blame for the split between Density and The Fridge. She probably slid into Dana's DMs post-Becky and drove a 600lb wedge between the two lovebirds. What's worst is how smug she is about it all too. Psycho.

ETA: Buying nude pics in a relationship is cheating but selling them isn't? 🥴
 
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This is worse than basic white bitch drunk. This bish ain't even tipsy, she's like a middle schooler pretending to be drunk off redbull.

It takes a fuck ton of booze to get a bear drunk.

She is holding some type of beer, can't tell exactly which, I'm gonna guess it's 5%, also appears to be a tall boy? Could be wrong about that. Anyways, assuming she is 500 pounds, and she chugged 6! of these at once (that's nearly 3 fucking litres of beer, 96oz for you Americans) , she still wouldn't reach a BAC of 0.08, which is the legal limit for a DUI in the US.

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This is worse than basic white bitch drunk. This bish ain't even tipsy, she's like a middle schooler pretending to be drunk off redbull.

It takes a fuck ton of booze to get a bear drunk.

She is holding some type of beer, can't tell exactly which, I'm gonna guess it's 5%, also appears to be a tall boy? Could be wrong about that. Anyways, assuming she is 500 pounds, and she chugged 6! of these at once (that's nearly 3 fucking litres of beer, 96oz for you Americans) , she still wouldn't reach a BAC of 0.08, which is the legal limit for a DUI in the US.

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That's like 1200 calories right there in bad American beer.
 
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Murderous Anas said:
She posted this picture of Eric on her Snapchat yesterday. I was skeptical of her claims that they still hung out together, but for me, this just shows that the fags will do anything for money and/or cheap gifts. Rickie has always given me the impression that he despises her, and even Eric seems like he got more of a kick out of making fun of her in his vlogs than maintaining a friendship with her. Now that he's abandoned his YouTube channel, I don't understand why they would be seen with her IN PUBLIC unless there was something in it for them...
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omg... of course theyre in the grocery store.
 
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WasabiPasta said:
This is worse than basic white bitch drunk. This bish ain't even tipsy, she's like a middle schooler pretending to be drunk off redbull.

It takes a fuck ton of booze to get a bear drunk.

She is holding some type of beer, can't tell exactly which, I'm gonna guess it's 5%, also appears to be a tall boy? Could be wrong about that. Anyways, assuming she is 500 pounds, and she chugged 6! of these at once (that's nearly 3 fucking litres of beer, 96oz for you Americans) , she still wouldn't reach a BAC of 0.08, which is the legal limit for a DUI in the US.

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It looks like either a White Claw or a knock-off White Claw, since every beer company now has hard seltzer and uses the same light colored slim can design. They are between 100-150 calories a can depending on the brand.
 
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Amber didn't flash anyone, she just twirled around in a dress designed for someone younger than she is while her shower curtain judged her.

If Amber had ADHD, and we know she does not, she would know that if you're in a zone and getting something done, you cannot stop or you won't go back to it. When the hyperfocus is on something productive you gotta ride that train 'til it hits a brick wall.

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