Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 552 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,625 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,526
(Do they have bariatric surgery tables? They must. Medsperges can you inform me?)
they exist, just not totally how common it is where. i'm imagining in bumfuck kentucky it's a must in every hospital since everyone there is 300 lbs minimum. Before they were more commonplace they'd strap two together to contain the blubber.
I'm a little bit of a sadist, seeing her cry and breaking out in hysterics was funny. Especially since she treated the whole saga as if she was on deaths door. And it brought us Mama-Meth and the caterpillar eyelashes. From personal experience I know who awful you feel after a hysterectomy and it just brings me joy to know that the mammoth got a little taste of what will be her future. Like I said...I'm a sadist.
Schadenfreude my friend
 
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For the first time, I genuinely think Amberlynn's channel is in real trouble. Even with all the tears and drama, she still has more dislikes on this blubberfest than likes. I think the usual crowd is over Hammy's antics and really don't care, and the pig knows it hence all the dramatic attempts at stirring up views. She's boring as shit, her best times are behind her and all she has after her 8+ 'weight loss' journey is that she's a 600lb heifer with a dominant negro holding her leash. Not even this can sway her audience, and I am living for her sheer panicking attempts to remain relevant.
 
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For the first time, I genuinely think Amberlynn's channel is in real trouble. Even with all the tears and drama, she still has more dislikes on this blubberfest than likes. I think the usual crowd is over Hammy's antics and really don't care, and the pig knows it hence all the dramatic attempts at stirring up views. She's boring as shit, her best times are behind her and all she has after her 8+ 'weight loss' journey is that she's a 600lb heifer with a dominant negro holding her leash. Not even this can sway her audience, and I am living for her sheer panicking attempts to remain relevant.

Showing her new flame ain't gonna revive her tanking views. She's a sinking ship at this point.
 
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For the first time, I genuinely think Amberlynn's channel is in real trouble. Even with all the tears and drama, she still has more dislikes on this blubberfest than likes. I think the usual crowd is over Hammy's antics and really don't care, and the pig knows it hence all the dramatic attempts at stirring up views. She's boring as shit, her best times are behind her and all she has after her 8+ 'weight loss' journey is that she's a 600lb heifer with a dominant negro holding her leash. Not even this can sway her audience, and I am living for her sheer panicking attempts to remain relevant.

Still fewer than 70K after two days for pimping out her cancer? My, how the mighty have fallen. Here's what your narc brain is missing: no one is required to believe you. Just because you (may have had) cancer, it does not confer saint status on you, nor make you untouchable - the hypocritical bullshit that went on during this very short arc, with people kissing your rather ample ass, made me want to puke. If you had changed AT ALL after your recovery, to use that "second chance" you yourself said you received, you may have swayed even my opinion a little, but as usual, and as you do with everything else, you wasted that chance, returned to the very thing that got you into that arc in the first place, and rebuilt with fresh bricks and mortar the wall that had crumbled in the realm of Haydur Nation as people gave you sympathy you didn't deserve.

If you think Chantal getting kicked off YouTube is going to result in a migration to you, you can forget that notion. Chantal was far more interesting than you, with much more of a personality, even before she met Nader and went completely batshit off the rails. That audience isn't going to put up with you sitting on your couch yammering at them or using your balloon hands to point at shit like the smoothie a five year old could make or your expert laygos. You want that audience? You'll have to work at it - and that's why I know you will fail.

And allow me to address one line out of that bullshit your "gf" cooked up to try to get an uptick in your channel views to revive it a bit: you are NOT known as "the girl who lied about cancer", you retarded, arrogant twat. Liiiiduurally 99% of people who have actually heard of you - which is just one atom in the sea of the internet, because you are neither important nor famous - believed you. A distinct minority did not, and took shit for it, too. You and your sympathy-chasing (lesbereal, it's less of a chase, per se, and more like a slow motion waddle) fat ass can go fuck yourself.
 
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Amber is chomping at the bit for Chantal viewers but they are completely different. Chantal is a different breed and a true cow and actually funny. You laugh AT Amber because she is so retarded. I think it's just going to make a bigger hole in haydur nation and more people are going to leave. What is the point if the best thing is gone and you have to settle for garbage?

I assume she set up the Cameo thing because of her taxes. Her channel dying means less to save meaning more to pay and if you think this is going to be a constant it won't. This shit will last a week before she realizes she has to put the effort in.
 
I’m not interested in seeing layyyygs anymore. However, I would watch a hotwife saga where jade tries to pimp amber out and amber cries about it. She would need to give some deep cuts on the humiliation and emotional distress of strugglin’ to find Sammy Bushart-level niggos to fuck her for free.
 
I don't think everyone will switch back to ALR. The Chantal saga continues. People are anticipating an epic rant and want to know will she get her channel back? Will she take over Peetz channel or go back to Nader? She has a million other platforms to stream on, including all the basics ones like IG, Twitter, Twitch, Snapchat, FB, besides her OF, where she can go live. Let alone if she just says F it and joins something like PH, where she can flash as much as she wants and there are very few things, other than the outright illegal, that will get her banned. Chantal or no Chantal, Amber's content hasn't been watchable in a while. She's pulling out all the stops and it's just mind numbingly boring.

^She seems too authentically surprised by some of the pieces and the progress on that piano piece. I'm not sure she's the one even doing that one or maybe she and Jade are trading off? I can't really see her committing to even that or reacting to other channels. Might be interesting to at least see her try to do the latter consistently. Maybe react to other peoples mukbangs? Hearing her judgmentally go, ''That's a lot of food..'.', could be funny.
 
I agree. Cuntlynn is the most genuine of all the 'lynns and will definitely get the most views with least amount of effort. Mukbangs, her insufferable live streams, the hog just needs to go whole hog at this point and embrace what she is without insulting her audience with lies and theatrics. She's not cute, she's obnoxious as fuck and always has been so if she won't go out or get new side characters in, she might as well take advantage of Chantal's newly-vacated position and get a few fast food gorges going on, maybe get doordash delivery runs and have a great big pig out. 20 piece McNuggets, big macs and sushi for afters.
 
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