Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Lame Entropy]

“Once she entered state custody and was put into foster care she had everything handed to her on a platter” is such a stupid fucking comment.

I seriously don’t understand the amount of hate for someone whose biggest crime is being fat, lazy, entitled that you can’t even admit being placed in foster care would be traumatic for a child.

There are cows all over KF who are actively abusing their children who don’t get nearly as much hate as this fat fuck on YouTube gets for lying about essentially inconsequential general fat girl bs.

I just assume that anyone aylogging a deathfat is just as fat and gross or jealous of them. You decide which is worse.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

“Once she entered state custody and was put into foster care she had everything handed to her on a platter” is such a stupid fucking comment.

I seriously don’t understand the amount of hate for someone whose biggest crime is being fat, lazy, entitled that you can’t even admit being placed in foster care would be traumatic for a child.

There are cows all over KF who are actively abusing their children who don’t get nearly as much hate as this fat fuck on YouTube gets for lying about essentially inconsequential general fat girl bs.

She abuses animals, partners, family and the healthcare system how about that? Also anyone who accuses someone of falsely raping them and using somone elses cancer to grift is not a good person.
Honestly who fucking cares if she has trauma from childhood from foster care system. Obviously, shes fucking 600 pounds and a lesbian whos stuck in arrested development. It honestly does not matter, shes a shit person who has had many advantages and given many things. You think most kids of junkies get to play sports and dance and go to school and be safe?
Nothing matters Anyway because she WILL die within the next decade of some health related bullshit and cause even more burdens for someone else. Thats all she is and ever Will be. A lying smug smelly burden.

 

[FarmVille]

She abuses animals, partners, family and the healthcare system how about that? Also anyone who accuses someone of falsely raping them and using somone elses cancer to grift is not a good person.
Honestly who fucking cares if she has trauma from childhood from foster care system. Obviously, shes fucking 600 pounds and a lesbian whos stuck in arrested development. It honestly does not matter, shes a shit person who has had many advantages and given many things. You think most kids of junkies get to play sports and dance and go to school and be safe?
Nothing matters Anyway because she WILL die within the next decade of some health related bullshit and cause even more burdens for someone else. Thats all she is and ever Will be. A lying smug smelly burden.

She’s a liar and we can’t believe anything she says but we can believe that she was playing sports and dancing as a kid?

“kids of junkies” end up in the same exact system that apparently was so wonderful to ALR. Why was it a life of luxury for her but not any of them? Did she just get lucky?

I’m not saying she’s not vile, but she is not even close to being the most vile deathfat in the deathfat forum and her early life was objective much, much worse.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

There are cows all over KF who are actively abusing their children who don’t get nearly as much hate as this fat fuck on YouTube gets for lying about essentially inconsequential general fat girl bs.

Oh, going to the Big Ham-patented "other Xers" now, are we? Give me a fucking break. I have no sympathy for someone who uses "muh trauma" as a cudgel against the rest of humanity, as if they're owed something because part of their life was shitty. Fuck that.

 

[FarmVille]

Oh, going to the Big Ham-patented "other Xers" now, are we? Give me a fucking break. I have no sympathy for someone who uses "muh trauma" as a cudgel against the rest of humanity, as if they're owed something because part of their life was shitty. Fuck that.

“Crudgel against the rest of humanity” them some big words to describe a ham planet who don’t even leave her apartment

 

[Guardsman42]

I can see from every thing. Hamber is still lying consistently.

And fuck following her timelines. I remember when this was it's own subforum and it was easier to see what new video was what and even then, you'd be spending weeks to do it because bitch could change the narrative mid story.

She just needs to die and who ever her caretaker is, can tell us all about it. Because she is not dating any one, I'm pretty sure she has a caretaker in some capacity.

 

[pot of sneed]

I don't give a fuck about any whataboutism or wether or not there are even more rancid hamplanets orbiting the deathfat verse, Amberlynn is a vile cunt and this is her thread that we come to speculate and laugh at. Sure she doesn't even leave her apartment now but her existence has been an unspeakable crime against the planet and many animals, particularly pets belonging to her and former friends/moochees. Let's not forget Gracie who 'mysteriously' disappeared just so Amberlynn could buy Wasabi, like Destiny is a piece of shit but getting rid of your partner's pet and potentially killing them since Gracie was never found or seen again? I'm not even a fan of cats and that's just one of the many, many, many, many shitty things in a long list of shitty things she's done yet should know better but can't/won't because she's a narcissistic cunt.

tl;dr It's Amberlynn and we're the spergs laughing at her. Don't ham it up for her like you're some fucking youtube ambaby.

Have a dainty video.

 

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[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

“Crudgel against the rest of humanity” them some big words to describe a ham planet who don’t even leave her apartment

But who has the ability to broadcast her bullshit to millions.

You asked why some things she says are believed and some not. Pathological liars tend to wrap their lies around a kernel of truth.

Dance: was she in some kind of dance group? Probably. Dancing burns a lot of calories; it would be a good outlet for a foster family to give her to try. Was she a member of a prize-winning group for which she choreographed that won almost every time they competed somewhere? Very doubtful.

Soccer: did she play? Probably, for the same reason above. Was the team anything other than an intramural league for kids - i.e., "legit", in her and Destiny's stupid terminology? Doubtful. She can't even remember the team name.

You can also often see when they're telling the truth, because it will be something they are especially bitter or aggrieved about.

Being given skim milk instead of whole like the other kids: Very likely to be true. No kid likes to be singled out, and since she was already fat, likely pissed because skim didn't taste the same as whole, which she loves to this day.

Having food locked up so she couldn't get to it: almost certainly true. As I've said, she wants to eat what she wants, when she wants, and in the quantities she wants - again, something she does to this day.

Remembering she was being fed yogurt on 9/11: Maybe; it's possible she's conflating the two. Yogurt, for the same reason as the whole/skim milk: singled out. The assignation of the date may be true, but may not be; after all, she was only 11 at that time, and the events of the day started unfolding at 0545 California time (of course, coverage was nonstop from that point). She may just be assigning it to that date because of the events on it. Regardless, she claims to hate yogurt to this day.

 

[DontEatThat]

Im sure being placed into foster care did some damage to Amber as she probably developed abandonment issues and unhealthy attachments. At the same point im sure her being placed in foster care was the right choice and she was fortunate to have a foster family who tried to help her. Her main form of coping is certainly gorging herself because it was her only comfort when her actual parents werent giving a fuck about her and she never found a healthy alternative. As she got older im sure her whole childhood made her feel like an unwanted, ugly fat kid and she compensated for it by eating nonstop behind doors while making up shit to look cool, desirable and awesome to the outside world.

There are worse people out there and they deserve everything that comes their way. Amber isnt terrible on a criminal scale but she is a shitty human without a doubt. I can understand why people detest her so much, she is as big as a liar as she is massive, squanders every opportunity to better herself and is just a massive bitch. People hate liars and the fact Amber lies about anything so blatantly infuriates people. She is someone who would steal fries off your plate infront of you and say to your face she didnt. Also the fact he has an excuse for every action and hides behind a defense of "mentals". I can understand if you have issues but to constantly bring it up and not even attempt to fix it or improve your situation means you are trying to justify a negative behavior.

Amber annoys me but I do find her amusing in how hard she tries to make herself look like a cover model of a teen magazine. I might not hate her on the scale of "I wish she just die" level but I do dislike her strongly because of how much of a garbage planet sized human she is. However I do get some amusement out of knowing how shitty her life is and how she is her greatest enemy in the teen drama she imagines her life. She dosent just lie to everyone around her, she lies to herself about how wonderful things are. She scoffs and humpfs when people dare question her inability to do normal human tasks cause shes physically incapable and its hilarious. We know she cant put shoes or socks on but she makes it seem like she can. She shows us dainty meals she eats while maintaining 600lbs and she imagines people believe her diets when its obviously not working. Amber is a mess of a human and rather than put all of her effort into getting actual help and improve her life she decides to grab which ever human thumb or gorilla in the vicinity to wipe her as she eats herself to the next weight bracket while broadcasting to the world everything is wonderful.

Overall Amber is a shitty human and her pathetic attempts to mask how much of a miserable, fat bitch she is makes me laugh because she is such a chronically terrible liar.

 

[I am vomit]

But who has the ability to broadcast her bullshit to millions.

You asked why some things she says are believed and some not. Pathological liars tend to wrap their lies around a kernel of truth.

Dance: was she in some kind of dance group? Probably. Dancing burns a lot of calories; it would be a good outlet for a foster family to give her to try. Was she a member of a prize-winning group for which she choreographed that won almost every time they competed somewhere? Very doubtful.

Soccer: did she play? Probably, for the same reason above. Was the team anything other than an intramural league for kids - i.e., "legit", in her and Destiny's stupid terminology? Doubtful. She can't even remember the team name.

You can also often see when they're telling the truth, because it will be something they are especially bitter or aggrieved about.

Being given skim milk instead of whole like the other kids: Very likely to be true. No kid likes to be singled out, and since she was already fat, likely pissed because skim didn't taste the same as whole, which she loves to this day.

Having food locked up so she couldn't get to it: almost certainly true. As I've said, she wants to eat what she wants, when she wants, and in the quantities she wants - again, something she does to this day.

Remembering she was being fed yogurt on 9/11: Maybe; it's possible she's conflating the two. Yogurt, for the same reason as the whole/skim milk: singled out. The assignation of the date may be true, but may not be; after all, she was only 11 at that time, and the events of the day started unfolding at 0545 California time (of course, coverage was nonstop from that point). She may just be assigning it to that date because of the events on it. Regardless, she claims to hate yogurt to this day.

TL;DR real or not, yogurt was HER PERSONAL 9/11

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

She’s a liar and we can’t believe anything she says but we can believe that she was playing sports and dancing as a kid?

“kids of junkies” end up in the same exact system that apparently was so wonderful to ALR. Why was it a life of luxury for her but not any of them? Did she just get lucky?

I’m not saying she’s not vile, but she is not even close to being the most vile deathfat in the deathfat forum and her early life was objective much, much worse.

Why are you amberlynn cheerleaders even in her thread, when you clearly have so much empathy for her? She isn’t a little foster kid any more, she is an unpleasant, narcissistic, smug cow. This 31 year old is the one we are here to critique, not ‘poor’ little Amber Reid. Get over yourselves.

 

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[Bees]

Tell us you need money, without telling us you need money

That’s like $25 of canned spiced ham right there. That’s baller levels of cube meat.

Lol@ all you assmad faggots that have list reasons why you hate amberlynn, like it excuses you from bing a bad person yourself for dunking on a 600 lb retard. I don’t care that she claimed some greasy TiF raped her. I just like making fun of her and I own that, full stop.

 

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Ah yes, one of her vile carb heavy, sodium laden concoctions rears its ugly head. Amber is the gourmand amongst deathfats.

 

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The 'my way' inclusion to jump on the Nader/Chantal drama train to try and regain relevancy

 

[inquizadoor]

-im over the coffee intro
-two steps in and shes huffing
-trying to show off her hickey ew
-2nd outpatient treatment today
-no labwork available until april
-surprise surprise, shes anxious
-she cant believe people still think shes LYEENG about her ring size
-apparently becky gave her rings back
-she brought out the ring sizer again
-she shows 8 1/2 but tbh it still looks like a 10 to me
-fat fingers are fat fingers gorl
-"my girlfriend needs to know my true ring size" youre not subtle and we dont care
-wants to know if she should flush the rings down the toilet. what a cunt
-situation type deal
-shes telling us about how theres 2 types of therapy and of course now shes a fucking expert on evidence based therapy
-so now that shes doing this super special therapy that "only 1/10 people do" shes allll about it
-narclynn gonna narc
-shes doing cameo now. going broke when?
-trying to describe an old book she read as a kid
-its a nostalgic thing
-wifey is 26? 27?
-oh my fucking god she got a fucking english text book
-from elementary school im fucking DEAD

-its got a story about rosa parks in it of course

-shes been OBSESSED with spam lately
-she shows us that she actually walks to get her own grocery bags so obviously shes a fitness kween now
-corn, spam, beef jerky, and salt. so healthy
-it kills me that she buys groceries one meal at a time
-i spy that full sugar dr pepper gorl
-shes teaching us how to make rice. bet she fucks it up like chantal does
-WAIT, shes boiling the water first???
-at least she rinses her rice
-is she just making fried spam and rice? thats not some new fucking thing gorl
-toddler chopping that spam
-i hate the way she makes rice
-seasoning her rice
-using oil? wheres the water to fry the spam in?
-more fucking seasonings
-siracha of course
-NO PLEASE NO
-SHES ADDING FROZEN CORN TO THE SPAM IM GONNA VOM
-and now scallions?? and shes cooking them into it?
-god fucking damn her hoof looks so fat trying to pic up scalliions


-SHE PUT RAW PEANUTS ON TOP???????
-I HATE THIS

-shes doing laundry just...to prove she can ??? i guess??
-she forgot to end the blog AGAIN
- i fucking cant with that spam dish yall

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

-no labwork available until april

She's so fucking lazy. they can transfer the lab orders to literally any QUEST or some labcorp area for her to go do them

 

[Xenomorph]

Hawaiianlynn lmao
And her Po-kay bowls

 

[Constellationzero]

I can understand why people detest her so much,

IDK about anyone else, but the thing that I detest so much about her is her constant, persistent, relentless IN-A-FUCKING-BILITY to respect other people's feelings and boundaries.
Her inability to put the fucking phone down and NOT FILM every interaction, meeting, with, shopping trip, or dining out with her (not girlfriend's) friends (because--face it--Amber has no friends of her own because nobody fucking likes her).
Go back and re-watch the old DUNCEcap and NoNecky era vids at restaurants with "friends." Clearly shooting her eleventy silent FUCK OFF! cues and STOP FUCKING FILMING cues, and she just goes "WHUUUUUUT?" "OhmyGAWWWD--Ahmsoexcited!! Areyousoexcited--ohmyGawwwd!"

While getting butthurt if Eric or Ricky or a stranger shoots Super8 Bigfoot shots of her nasty ass laaayyyyyygs and feet in public.

The 'my way' inclusion to jump on the Nader/Chantal drama train to try and regain relevancy

Amberism: (Dumbfounded thousand yard lobotomy stare) WHUUUUUT? WHUUUUT? I did THAAAAT!


Have we ever heard, or found out, whether dipshit is a Prader-Wili? Because technically she DOES have some physical characteristics along with extremely low emotional intelligence and maturity. The fact her foster family had to lock the cupboards makes me think she'd prolly eat cat shit right outta the box if they didn't watch out.