Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,621 74.5%

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The desperation is getting real. Mukbang, mukbang, mukbang and buying shit for more mukbangs. Eat piggy, eat. The more you make a hog at the trough of yourself, the more we laugh and the more your views disintegrate.

Not to mention she's not even trying anymore. No makeup, full force greasy poop bun, just doesn't even pretend she's precious and dainty. Full hog mode, shove food in face.

Can't and don't watch. It's beyond gross, it's just sickening.
 
She always says that when she is selling some junk nobody wants. Similar to how she says she doesn't read dms, or has them turned off, and yet she somehow reads the ones that say exactly what she wants them to say, or ones that agree with her bs.
How can you get this fat and still not be able to eat right? Pizza and plantain chips? Jesus.
It’s like a combination of food that satan himself concocted.
 
If she could eat right, she wouldn't be this fat.
Speaking of which, weigh-in when? Like you can believe them in the 1st place. Porky has left 600 and is moving to infinity and beyond. The "side lump" she used to jiggle seductively has taken on a growth factor of its own. HUGE.
 
Speaking of which, weigh-in when? Like you can believe them in the 1st place. Porky has left 600 and is moving to infinity and beyond. The "side lump" she used to jiggle seductively has taken on a growth factor of its own. HUGE.
If its the big ass lump on her side that your talking about it grew twice or three times its size since we got the weird jiggle.gif of her just flopping it around holy shit. If this gets worse someones gonna have to start tagging them like sharks before releasing amber back into the wilds of Kentucky so we can track their progress.
 
If its the big ass lump on her side that your talking about it grew twice or three times its size since we got the weird jiggle.gif of her just flopping it around holy shit. If this gets worse someones gonna have to start tagging them like sharks before releasing amber back into the wilds of Kentucky so we can track their progress.
The Hambeast would be entirely too easy to track seeing as how she doesn’t stray too far from the fucking refrigerator.
 
here's her proof for the FBI contacting her but frankly i'm still calling bullshit, the fucking FBI couldn't find her apartment but knew where her ex's sister lived?

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I'm calling bullshit still because (a) the area for the email doesn't look long enough for the required firstname.lastname @ agency.gov that is the standard makeup of all government emails, and (b) they wouldn't contact her to inform her that they're investigating something - they'd contact her if they wanted information to pursue on an investigation. They're not there to assure you that they've got your back and are protecting your fee-fees, they're there to ply information out of you to support a case.

ETA: The only other thing I can think of for an agent to legitimately contact ALR would be if someone she knew used her as a reference for a security clearance for a job. If you aren't connected to an investigation, they may actually simply go to a connected family member and ask them to have you contact them, because fuck using a ton of resources to find your ass. (source: done plenty of Q&A for people who've worked for me in the past and used me for reference for future jobs which require security checks) Didn't think of that one initially, because ALR is usually surrounded by mouth-breathing buttergoblins that I wouldn't peg as the type to use her as a reference for anything that would require a clearance.
 
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I can think of for an agent to legitimately contact ALR would be if someone she knew used her as a reference for a security clearance
Been there. Done that. And they all immediately called me to say they said good shit about me.

Wouldn't of listed them I'd I thought they wouldn't.


But Hamber as a character reference? Tear drops, I'm laughing so hard!
 
Because it makes the story even more confusing. Becky's mom is gone. You never really heard about Becky's dad. Destiny hates Amber but i think her parents are still alive so was it her family that got contacted?
When you become a caretaker for Spamber, you double your weight and your mom dies.
Density's mom went the same way as Becky's ... to the Cheesecake Factory in the sky.
I wonder if that's Fatty's masterplan - get Jade to take out a massive insurance policy on her mom, then let Mother Nature do her thing.
Not her exs sisters. Her exs parents house.
Exactly. Parents not sister. Is Fatty really that stupid? The answer is yes. Plus she cannot tell any story without telling lahs.

Not Thumby or Density, they are both members of the Dead Mom Society. Not Cassidy/Casey as she/he only had a mom, with no dad on the scene. It must be Krystle..
February? For a 'threat' made in October/November, last year? Good to see Frank is taking it seriously and not dragging his heels. Looks like we could do with a dynamic, intelligent, go-getter, full of honesty and integrity to join the Bureau and protect the likes of Spamber. I wonder where we could fond such a person...
ETA: The only other thing I can think of for an agent to legitimately contact ALR would be if someone she knew used her as a reference for a security clearance for a job.
That must be it! The mysterious job that Thumby won't talk about, but takes up most of her time. She's only gone and got herself a gubbmint job as an FBI Special (Needs) Agent. Rest easy America, Thumby is protecting you now.
Rebecca Williams FBI (Fat Boring Inbred)
 
Anyone else would've shown all of this in the original video, along with the telling of the story, but she has to stretch it out. Unless she can vlog Frank discussing the 'case', which isn't going to happen, what's the point? Frank, the stickers, the groceries, the quickly being forgotten about outpatient program, ..who cares? Why not a rip to the farmer's market on the weekend to pick up some fruit or to a petting zoo, followed by a stop at a bookstore to pick out and discuss a couple of books she's chosen, and a game of Monopoly with her POS borrowed friends (E&R), - a vlog of these ordinary activities would be 1000x more interesting than any of this. She's rather pump out mukbangs and tall tales that can't be proven or disproven given that her evidence consists of screenshots and text messages that are easy to spoof or flat out lied about. You could text someone right now that you were contacted by aliens, showing someone the texts a month later wouldn't make the account true. The FBI story consisted of uninteresting phone calls and app messages. No one was found in any bushes, no tracking devices put on her car, no wire taps, stalking, or anything. If she's not lying, I wish she would to make the story more interesting.

*She left out a lot of details. This threat that she was so afraid of, what happened when the FBI contacted them? Did they find them to be an active threat? What has the FBI advised she do, if she sees him somewhere in public or he contacts her? What did the FBI do or say that took her from being fearful, to her showing no real fear of something happening to her and being pleased with her own importance as much as anything by the end of it?
 
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