Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.
1 less thread to check up on once a week. She's like that tv show you used to love watching, except now it's boring af but you're committed to watch to the end just to see how the final storyline plays out.

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I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.

Can I accuse Jade for enabling Amber to death?
 
Oh god why did I say this. I shouldn't have said this.
No, nope you shouldn't 🤢
But in all fairness I've been a Farmer long enough to know better than read here when I'm eating...lesson learned!
I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.
Maybe I'm just a heartless c*nt (I'm really not actually) but I for one won't care
She's just a horrible, horrible person who seems to be getting more vile and toxic with every passing day

What of value would be lost? She's not entertaining, hell she's not even worth hate-watching anymore, she's just desperately baiting and trolling to try and get some reaction and engagement with her pathetic channel and it's just not working... I'm here to see the decline which seems to be on a rapidly accelerating downwards trajectory and I love that for her... couldn't happen to a more deserving POS quite honestly
 
Interesting question. Thinking about it, I'd feel exasperated initially. Here is a woman who had it made, in many ways had the world by the balls with a GUARANTEED income with a modicum of work & had she bothered keeping her content fresh, could have maintained that.

Instead she proved over time that old adage about: "The less you do, the less you'll end up doing" or some such wording, a relative of the saying that: "If you want something done quickly & well, ask someone who's busy."

Her early life deficits, most especially in education could easily have been remedied online without having to spend a cent. There are coaches who'll teach life skills - a combination of basic manners & social conventions; enterprising immigrants from very different cultures find them useful & you can get that via Zoom or similar platforms.

Other than that, I'd probably shrug & say: "Too bad, she could have turned it around but CHOSE not to" & turn to another cow.
 
Trying to avoid derailing this into a “what if?” thread, but how come Al has never tried water fasting? I know the answer (she loves food), but why does she genuinely believe that if she doesn’t eat for over 24 hours she’s going to starve to death?
She thinks it will fuck up her metabolism. It's the same way she always claims whatever calories is too low for her. No one knows nutrition like she does - thank fuck.
Is there an actual estimate on how much prerecorded content she has ready to go?
Not sure, but I'm expecting her balleeen when she sees news reports that John Lennon has been shot and killed.
Here Lies
Amber Lynn Reid
1990 - 20--
"Thin people die too"
Here Lahs
Amber Lynn 'Big AL' Reid
Beloved.... er.... forget this bit
1990-2022
'I guess she didn't know what worked for her'
 
This is really the key to Amber right here.

She will go through the motions of wanting to be a healthy weight just for show, to shut people up and to get views on her channel. How she looks and the damage being done to her body are not as important to her as the food.
Amber wants to be at a healthy weight in principle. She wants it as long as it does not involve her in any way. This is why she likes to say that she is on a diet without doing any of the requirements of that diet. She gives herself billions of points on WW to make sure that she eats as much as she wants. She chose an eating disorder programme that let her eat as much as she wants too. This is why she is now talking again about bariatric surgery. However, she does not have the money anymore and perhaps this is why she is getting unhinged lately.
 
There are only 3 arcs that could bring her channel back up, to varying degrees. In order of least to most probable:
1. True weightloss arc. Taking us to guided PT, water exercise therapy with regular full calorie counts and weigh ins. A true turning her life around molment type deal situation.

2.Heart attack arc. Massive heart attack mid video, that she blogs, along with videos of her recovery and the doctors etc. This could either be end of the series or lead to a number 1.

3. Amberlynn, Bigger, Badder, Ungut. Her mukbangs go to true proportion. She goes full avacado and takes her mukbangs to the actual amounts of foods she eats, in grotesque fashion. "Can i eat 100 chicken nuggets?" "Can I eat 42 shrimp and 3 packs of ramen?". Also full weigh ins along the way documenting how fast her weight climbs, and an active goal of reaching 650.
 
She thinks it will fuck up her metabolism. It's the same way she always claims whatever calories is too low for her. No one knows nutrition like she does - thank fuck.

Not sure, but I'm expecting her balleeen when she sees news reports that John Lennon has been shot and killed.

Here Lahs
Amber Lynn 'Big AL' Reid
Beloved.... er.... forget this bit
1990-2022
'I guess she didn't know what worked for her'
Here Lies
Amber Lynn Reid
1990 - 20--
"I did that!"
 
There are only 3 arcs that could bring her channel back up, to varying degrees. In order of least to most probable:
1. True weightloss arc. Taking us to guided PT, water exercise therapy with regular full calorie counts and weigh ins. A true turning her life around molment type deal situation.
About point 1, and just let me say in first place that I know it is just wishful thinking, but I think it would have a lot of potential if Amber really reformed her shity behaviour.

Like, she already have a somewhat decent following, she could start hiring a real therapist and a real fitness trainer. Then, She could start making daily videos About exercising, walking in parks, crying in the bathroom due to her trainer's expectations. Then she could also make videos about her therapy sessions about why the psychologist thinks she is a fucked behemoth and what she is doing to get better. Then she could also start meeting groups of people with eating disorders and maybe try to do interviews with those type of people. She could also start addressing eating disorder in a more professional way with data analysis mixed with personal experience.

In that way, Amber would actually get a real and supportive viewership and a positive channel in YouTube. There's is so much potential wasted and it's annoying that Amber is too far gone from sanity to escape the hellhole she excaved.
 
I really wish StaySi still did animations about Amberlynn. I would love to see an episode where Amber and Jade travel to Jade’s neighborhood of origin and Amber gets shot there for trying to steal a piece of fried chicken.
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About point 1, and just let me say in first place that I know it is just wishful thinking, but I think it would have a lot of potential if Amber really reformed her shity behaviour.

Like, she already have a somewhat decent following, she could start hiring a real therapist and a real fitness trainer. Then, She could start making daily videos About exercising, walking in parks, crying in the bathroom due to her trainer's expectations. Then she could also make videos about her therapy sessions about why the psychologist thinks she is a fucked behemoth and what she is doing to get better. Then she could also start meeting groups of people with eating disorders and maybe try to do interviews with those type of people. She could also start addressing eating disorder in a more professional way with data analysis mixed with personal experience.

In that way, Amber would actually get a real and supportive viewership and a positive channel in YouTube. There's is so much potential wasted and it's annoying that Amber is too far gone from sanity to escape the hellhole she excaved.
I want to like this. I just can't. Not you personally, but this is fairy tale shit for an overbloated, self-indulgent, narc like Spamber.

Try selling this script to Disney, Netflix, or TLC.

Too naive for any Farmer that's witnessed her antics. Exudes empathy that this bitch doesn't and will never have towards another human bean.
 
Amberlynn has hit a wall. Most people due to the big binge (lol) know about her tricks. I can only find two channels that keep up with her and summarize her and Chantelle's drama. She's fallen off and she knows it.


She's got the type of eating disorder that will never let her lose weight. Tammy was at least put in a nursing home and forced. Amberlynn isn't near that point yet, and where she's at, she might not get to that point. Her weight seems caught in the same 40 pounds. Still mobile, so she can't be forced. She's hit her peak, and the decline is hard.

She's gonna have to get a real job soon, or apply for benefits. Surely there are jobs she can do, right? Work from home, call center? Etc.
 
Gorls please, stop dreaming. The first clue that she was never going to lose any weight willingly was when during the Krystal Era she tried to make us believe that she could not weigh in because the scale was fucking up for her. Not for Krystal, not for her parents, only for her. Even putting in new batteries did not work.

Of course, back then people were more inclined to believe her because she was still adapting that shy personality with a breathy, soft voice before Destiny gave her the opportunity to be her fat, loud, mean-spirited and uncultured self 24/7.
 
I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.
I wouldn't care. She hasn't put out anything truly entertaining in a really long time, and that's what I'm here for. I don't care if she loses weight, gains weight, or maintains her current weight. Chantal (who got her channel reinstated, btw) is also a huge failure in the weight loss department, and she's been able to pivot away from being a weight loss channel by putting her craziness on full display. I'm not sure Amber could do that, because Amber seems to be an empty shell without a supporting cast, and she currently has no one willing to be on camera with her. She isn't willing to put any of her hobbies on display (she could do book discussion streams, she could do streams where she puts together some of her Legos while interacting with the chat, she could read some of her writing and solicit feedback, etc). So what else is there? Nothing other than recycled ideas that just aren't any fun to watch anymore. I'd rather watch the old videos that I actually enjoyed instead of this new crap.

She could pray to get picked up by TLC. They ruined the Slatons but they might be able to make Amber watchable again.
 
I bet she is absolutely fucking seething now, like ADHD said last night in chat her channel is dead now. Chantal being gone was her last grace but her returning really fucked with her ego. She loses about 100,000 views a month on average since November. That is not a small dent either but a massive one because 100,000 views is a "viral" video, she had to mention Nickado to get 100k that's all that shit was.
 
Evidence -
1) they get enough food deliveries each day to feed 15 people...
2) people see a strange, black caretaker entering the Henry Retirement Complex at all hours of the day and night carrying multiple bags of food, each time...
... so either the San Francisco 49ers are all living there... or it's just Fat AL and her caretaker

Doubtful. Fat Ham could not self-control enough to keep them off-screen. She'd be posting pictures of them on the toilet or other embarrassing moments like she did with Dusty sped. It's amazing she's kept the negress off-screen this long especially with her views (and cashflow) sinking like the Titanic.

That aside, IF (big if) there were others, they'd likely be homeless re.tards or something because honestly? Who would willfully live with the pure gross that is our "Dainty Queen" out of a conscious decision and not a "Well, I got nuttin' left to lose" situation type deal. For me, the I-40 underpass would still be a better living arrangement.

I don't doubt that Jade has led Hamber into some poly hanky-panky though, given recent past said changes about "dreaded penetration" and the willingness to accept a penis. When was the last assertation about attending the Church of Devout Lesbianism? Haven't heard a peep about that in ages. Some sick individual is sucking those fat rolls and giving her hickeys. Maybe Jade is pimping her out to feeders. Orgy at the Fat Gorl's house! Who daphuq knows? Yeah, horrifying ratings ahoy for even thinking about it.

Yeah, I don't think extra people are living with her but I can buy that her apartment is a resolving door for all the local degenerates Jade invites in.

I think it's also possible that Jade convinces Amber to buy her "new friends" gifts or food. Which could be why she is doing everything possible to make even the tiniest bit of money.

I'd like to believe Jade hasn't started pimping Amber out to the local feeders yet. Then again, maybe all the mukbangs are foreplay for the up coming roll orgy, code name: hotdog party.

(This is all just theorizing. It could just be that Jade is the perfect girlfriend with no flaws who supports Amber in her Mukbang recommended therapy sessions and has no ulterior motives.

But I doubt it)

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She's gonna have to get a real job soon, or apply for benefits. Surely there are jobs she can do, right? Work from home, call center? Etc.
Honestly, I don't think Ham has either the will or skill for a normal job. As much as we all like to make fun of her for being a fatass, her greatest weakness is her severe underdeveloped cognitive ability coupled with extreme laziness. This is why she is fat. And this is why she will never excel in anything or set and achieve any real goals. She has a mental barrier that is a greater obstacle than any weight problem. A day job, especially a call center, requires the ability to think on your feat, listen to and process information, and clearly communicate verbally all while logging notes and navigating a system on a computer. It's not easy work and can be quite grueling and mentally draining despite what a lot of people say. Now when you compare those requirements to how well Al articulates her lizard thoughts with her 5th grade vocabulary and how little effort she puts into literally every aspect of her life, it's not hard to see that she's just not up to snuff were it to come down to her working any kind of office or call center job. The only thing I've ever seen her do with any competence is typing. I'd venture to say that she even has a higher wpm than myself. But again, no drive to capitalize on it at all because that would mean work. I don't know what her future is but based on her lazy state of arrested development, I can only predict dark times ahead for her once her channel finally dies.
 
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