Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

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    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

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She's gonna have to get a real job soon, or apply for benefits. Surely there are jobs she can do, right? Work from home, call center? Etc.

I’m like 99.9% sure Becky was receiving disability or money from the state for being considered a caretaker and Jade probably is receiving some government bucks too. So, Amber shouldn’t be too unfamiliar with the process.
 
I don't know about you guys but I'll often forget how truly huge Big Al is. I dunno if it's because I just get 'used' to her or just her complete lack of full body shots, but every now and then I see something and am reminded holy shit this bitch is big. I was watching the "King Sized Homer" episode of The Simpsons, in which Homer gains weight to hit 300 pounds so he can get on disability, and at some point the thought "Holy shit, 300 pounds is less than Amberlynn's starting weight." Damn she's fat.

Anyway here's this

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Honestly, I don't think Ham has either the will or skill for a normal job. As much as we all like to make fun of her for being a fatass, her greatest weakness is her severe underdeveloped cognitive ability coupled with extreme laziness.
She tried to have a regular job when she worked with Destiny, I think, as a data entry clerk. She was at least 100 pounds lighter but she did not last very long before she got fired. People like Amber that never had a job, never developed a routine of getting up at a certain hour, and have the discipline of doing something on a regular basis, are profoundly unemployable regardless of their weight.

Amber made a lot of money for a couple of years but instead of saving some of it and getting health insurance to protect her assets, she basically spent it all on food, rubbish and buying friends. Now, with a reduced income from YT and no marketable skills, she suddenly finds herself in a situation where she can't afford everything she wants.

I don't know what her future is but based on her lazy state of arrested development, I can only predict dark times ahead for her once her channel finally dies.
Being on benefits would be the worst thing for her. Her income would not allow her to live where she presently is, and would not allow her to eat and buy everything she wants. She has no choice but to do mukbangs for the foreseeable future.
 
Honestly, I don't think Ham has either the will or skill for a normal job. As much as we all like to make fun of her for being a fatass, her greatest weakness is her severe underdeveloped cognitive ability coupled with extreme laziness. This is why she is fat. And this is why she will never excel in anything or set and achieve any real goals. She has a mental barrier that is a greater obstacle than any weight problem. A day job, especially a call center, requires the ability to think on your feat, listen to and process information, and clearly communicate verbally all while logging notes and navigating a system on a computer. It's not easy work and can be quite grueling and mentally draining despite what a lot of people say. Now when you compare those requirements to how well Al articulates her lizard thoughts with her 5th grade vocabulary and how little effort she puts into literally every aspect of her life, it's not hard to see that she's just not up to snuff were it to come down to her working any kind of office
I dont think she has the common sense for a regular job. She is so uneducated by choice as well. Even if she was physically able to, she couldn't even handle being a school lunch lady. She would screw up something and end up getting a kid sick. The common sense cleaning her hands after touching something would be so lost on her.


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I've been away over the weekend so r8 me l8 if this has already been posted, but some autistic clout chaser has bought Big Al's rings.
I didnt watch the video but I saw that he did. He confirms she lied while being an ambaby from whats being said about it. Its actually kind of sad that she has to lie so much.
 

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I've been away over the weekend so r8 me l8 if this has already been posted, but some autistic clout chaser has bought Big Al's rings.
welp I just finished it and looks like it was immediately privated. I did not think to archive it unfortunately. He did confirm that the rings where a little smaller than his own rings which are 10 1/2. So he said that he guesses that Amber's rings are probably about a 10 for what it's worth.
 

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I've been away over the weekend so r8 me l8 if this has already been posted, but some autistic clout chaser has bought Big Al's rings.

welp I just finished it and looks like it was immediately privated. I did not think to archive it unfortunately. He did confirm that the rings where a little smaller than his own rings which are 10 1/2. So he said that he guesses that Amber's rings are probably about a 10 for what it's worth.

What an absolute loser. Paying Amber 300$ for worthless rings just to confirm what everyone already knew—that Amberlynn Reed is a fucking liar.

He should be embarrassed for wasting that much money in this economy. Now that the video is private, he's not going to be making that money back on YouTube lol.

Only thing he can do is send a complaint that the rings were not the size advertised.
 
I have said this in this very thread when the question is posed if Amber truly wants to lose weight and I will say it again; Amber does not want to lose weight. Amber wants the complements and asspats without the work.
Think of it like this; when people decide they wanna start moving more and eating better to get healthy some folks do it without telling anyone they just knuckle down and present results later to accolades and well wishing.
Others announce their plans and get all that well wishing and complements on taking charge of their health and all that dopamine gives them the reward for not even doing anything and usually those people wind up failing or not starting at all.
Amber is the second option she announces shes doing all this good shit for her health gets her asspats then flounders.
Then she gets even more asspats when she cries about failing.
Amber loves feel good dopamine hits or sympathy asspats her weight is a vehicle for both.
 
Being on benefits would be the worst thing for her. Her income would not allow her to live where she presently is, and would not allow her to eat and buy everything she wants. She has no choice but to do mukbangs for the foreseeable future.

Besides that, she cannot make above a certain amount (would have to be referred to a WIPA counselor) otherwise no gibs. Look at Jen and Gin blossom who have regular chimpouts at their followers who get fed up with them. Jen's smugly posted before that she doesn't get either SSI or SSDI and can make as much as she wants.

So Fat Albert would have to move into a HUD place and eat Dollar Tree. Love that for hurr!
 
I beg your pardon, guys, but this question just popped in my head: How would react if Jade posted tomorrow that Amberlynn died sleeping on her bed? How would you feel? Sad because she is no more, glad because the cycle finally broke, neutral or something else? I think I will feel neutral just because Amber has stagnated blady and she just feels dead inside.

Think 'The Trueman Show'
 
Besides that, she cannot make above a certain amount (would have to be referred to a WIPA counselor) otherwise no gibs. Look at Jen and Gin blossom who have regular chimpouts at their followers who get fed up with them. Jen's smugly posted before that she doesn't get either SSI or SSDI and can make as much as she wants.

So Fat Albert would have to move into a HUD place and eat Dollar Tree. Love that for hurr!
Gin Blossom, I am crying laughing I almost water boarded myself with a diet coke
 
For those of you who did not catch the loser buying Big Al's "Becky paid, no I paid, and that wasn't even my ring size!" rings video, I saw it via a reaction channel:



Here Lies (Liiiidurally!)
Amber Lynn Reid
1990 - 20--
"She wore the wrong shoes."
What a god damn douche. And acting like he's helping reaction channels by helping Amber because they're nothing without her. What a fucking twat.
 
For those of you who did not catch the loser buying Big Al's "Becky paid, no I paid, and that wasn't even my ring size!" rings video, I saw it via a reaction channel:



Here Lies (Liiiidurally!)
Amber Lynn Reid
1990 - 20--
"She wore the wrong shoes."
'I wanted to have them as a momentum (sic)....
I wonder what the average IQ of an Ambertard is? You already know they think they're shuuper intelligent, guize! We all see the joke, but they only think they see it, when they are ackshully part of it.
 
I have said this in this very thread when the question is posed if Amber truly wants to lose weight and I will say it again; Amber does not want to lose weight. Amber wants the complements and asspats without the work.
Think of it like this; when people decide they wanna start moving more and eating better to get healthy some folks do it without telling anyone they just knuckle down and present results later to accolades and well wishing.
Others announce their plans and get all that well wishing and complements on taking charge of their health and all that dopamine gives them the reward for not even doing anything and usually those people wind up failing or not starting at all.
Amber is the second option she announces shes doing all this good shit for her health gets her asspats then flounders.
Then she gets even more asspats when she cries about failing.
Amber loves feel good dopamine hits or sympathy asspats her weight is a vehicle for both.
And most importantly: Whether you decide to lose weight, start college to get a degree, or pursue a high paying job, NO ONE CURR about your jurnee!!! Full Stop.

They are there for the results: Graduation. The day of that job offer. Your first big milestone, your bigger milestone, and the end. So the person who wants any of these for the correct reasons...just buckles down and DOES IT. Because even they know.
 
For those of you who did not catch the loser buying Big Al's "Becky paid, no I paid, and that wasn't even my ring size!" rings video, I saw it via a reaction channel:



Here Lies (Liiiidurally!)
Amber Lynn Reid
1990 - 20--
"She wore the wrong shoes."
Glad somebody archived it. People call the ring gate shit petty. If hating when people lie and lie and keep lying about stupid shit and seeing them get called out on it makes me petty then I'm the pettiest mother fucker around.
 
Glad somebody archived it. People call the ring gate shit petty. If hating when people lie and lie and keep lying about stupid shit and seeing them get called out on it makes me petty then I'm the pettiest mother fucker around.

Whoever says that is a fucking tard. I put this lie in the major category because:

1. It was about the engagement, which she called a "whole...situation", clearly thrilled that Becky the Bullfrog finally proposed.
2. We knew by then there wasn't much actual love between them, but when she was more excited by that makeup she just had arrive than by the proposal, that was when we really knew what we had speculated: they did not love one another, never had, each using the other for their own purposes.
3. Big Ham made it a huge point to correct people on who bought the rings, getting mad at people questioning if Becky really bought them. LiarLynn stepped up and hit one out of the park for Liarville: of course Becky bought the rings. She got commissions on the art she's been sailing. Becky totally bought the rings. (Uh-huh.)
4. Then came the breakup, and Becky taking the rings, then trying to sell them, only to find out they were worth nothing. Like, what did she expect? Becky lists the ring size as a 10 (or whatever).
5. Hamber gets big mad, claims she has dainty paws and her ring size is actually a 9. OK, Porky.
6. Becky gives he rings back to Big Ham who immediately lists them for a hundred dollars more than Becky was asking, and what is astronomically higher than old woman costume jewelry is worth. She also goes on yet another tirade about her finger size, buys an entire ring sizer kit to show all the stupid haydurs, and this time tosses in the factoid that she actually bought the rings.***
7. Some loser buys them and makes a stupid video about how reaction channels wouldn't be anything without Big Ham, which is, dude, if you read here, a metric ton of bullshit. Reaction channels made her. There are more deathfats and more interesting deathfats that exist. She has not been the Queen of Fatties for quite some time, so sit your ass down.

*** Now,regarding number six. People in her comments and on her community page were calling her out about lying in her noodle mook-bong, where she introduced FBI Frank to the Amberverse. In one snippy, snotty reply to someone, she says this:


Amberlynn Reid
3 days ago

I haven’t lied so many times. People are taking a video I made over 6 years ago and using it as proof that this is who I am today. It’s fuckin ridiculous and exhausting.


Is it, though? Because we all just went through the Ring debacle, and either you're lying that Becky bought the rings, or you're lying that you did. It isn't the first time you've lied, although I note the irony of you whining about people not believing your FBI Frank lie when you just, within the past couple weeks, put on video, proof of your own lie about the rings and you have the fucking nerve to get indignant with people when they don't believe you.

You're a pathetic, pathological liar, Hamber, No one should ever believe anything from you without independent confirmation.
 
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