Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sophiexeon]

Glad somebody archived it. People call the ring gate shit petty. If hating when people lie and lie and keep lying about stupid shit and seeing them get called out on it makes me petty then I'm the pettiest mother fucker around.

His YT account had random vlogs, posted semi-regularly throughout the years, (all of them flopped, btw). He's clearly been trying to get traction on his channel and I guess he thought buying ALR's rings would give him thousands of views.

Now all of his videos are set to private and all of a sudden he's taking a break from social media according to his Instagram. Probably wasn't able to take the heat from the haydurs. See what happens when you spend $350 just to touch the cow and fund its next Trader Joe's binge.

 

[Xenomorph]

For those of you who did not catch the loser buying Big Al's "Becky paid, no I paid, and that wasn't even my ring size!" rings video, I saw it via a reaction channel:

Here Lies (Liiiidurally!)
Amber Lynn Reid
1990 - 20--
"She wore the wrong shoes."

Yeap! That's how you help an addict. give them more money for their DoC

 

[FickleFuck]

Amberlynn Reid
3 days ago

"I haven’t lied so many times. People are taking a video I made over 6 years ago and using it as proof that this is who I am today. It’s fuckin ridiculous and exhausting."

When she says this, is she talking about the rain and petals eavesdrop shit or is there another big lie from that time period? Is that an official confession of it being a lie?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Amberlynn Reid
3 days ago

"I haven’t lied so many times. People are taking a video I made over 6 years ago and using it as proof that this is who I am today. It’s fuckin ridiculous and exhausting."

When she says this, is she talking about the rain and petals eavesdrop shit or is there another big lie from that time period? Is that an official confession of it being a lie?

Forgive me if I'm remembering the timeline incorrectly, but I think that lines up with her 'all the bullshit I've lied about' video where she admitted to things like 'even if I've gained I say I've lost weight' and other assorted crap.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

is there another big lie from that time period?

Capt. Obvious sez pick one. They're all lies.

I luvs y'all, but damn. Take everything in the Hamberverse with a rock size dose of Kosher salt. Again, nothing personal Fickle Pickle, but it amazes me how many peeps will try to dissect a fruit fly and examine it's innards for some deeper meaning.

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. Light it, enjoy the flavor.

 

[mekalekahi]

For those of you who did not catch the loser buying Big Al's "Becky paid, no I paid, and that wasn't even my ring size!" rings video, I saw it via a reaction channel:

Here Lies (Liiiidurally!)
Amber Lynn Reid
1990 - 20--
"She wore the wrong shoes."

Good for him he just funded 2 days worth of groceries.

 

[FickleFuck]

Capt. Obvious sez pick one. They're all lies.

I luvs y'all, but damn. Take everything in the Hamberverse with a rock size dose of Kosher salt. Again, nothing personal Fickle Pickle, but it amazes me how many peeps will try to dissect a fruit fly and examine it's innards for some deeper meaning.

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. Light it, enjoy the flavor.

I'm just trying to find some entertainment in this boring sideshow. It's hard, my cuke.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Foodie booty has officialy had more lesbian interaction than big al has had her whole life

 

[WasabiPasta]

Foodie booty has officialy had more lesbian interaction than big al has had her whole life

Chantal's threesome still had less overall poundage than ALR and any of her gfs.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Dear fucking God

I love how this mong proudly shows off the 'grateful' card he received with the rings:



Of course she's 'grateful' you lardy fucking soyboy, you just paid her almost double market value for your little 'momentum'

I've often thought that her stans are just like her - and here we have

Fat

Needs a wash

More money than sense

Can't English

What an absolute fucking cockmonger

Still, at least we can rest assured that our gorl won't starve for at least a day or two thanks to his kind contribution to the therapy Door Dash Fund

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Leonardo Retardo

 

[Red Velvet Frappe]

I'm surprised/not surprised she hasn't gone through a "gastric bypass" saga where she tries to get a weight loss surgery. I figured it would be next now that she's fallen off and would bring some views back seeing how much the public lapped up 600 pound life and Tammy slaton.

Again though, it would have mean she would have to actually not be able to eat solid foods for at least 4 weeks and try at something.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I'm surprised/not surprised she hasn't gone through a "gastric bypass" saga where she tries to get a weight loss surgery.

But she has. Repeatedly. None of the doctors knows what works for her, so the diets they recommend are shit and she never returns for appointment number 2.

 

[Bookish]

The lies have just gotten stupid. She said these are the portions recommended by both of her doctors. Even the incompetent doctors on The Simpson's and Family Guy wouldn't tell a 500lb woman(who's gaining) to eat several portions of food in a sitting, that she has to plate on serving dishes to fit. I know they dont accept insurance of any kind and are likely not on the up and up, but come on. Now, all of a sudden she will follow their absurd directions to the letter. Of course, when the doctors are her. I dont see her manipulating or even twisting their words to make this what they instructed her to do.

I'd rather watch reaction-cows go at it or a tour of Chantal crying over Nader in various exotic locations(maybe Bora Bora, next?).

^He had to fit that purchase in his budget and Amber can frivolously spend that on trinkets in an afternoon and he seems to feel sorry and the need to be charitable to her. Makes sense.

 

[Cosmologic]

i stopped asking what her rock bottom will be a long time ago. she's hit bottom so many times that the next time she does will be the beginning of the real, final end. there is not a single health scare, relationship loss, or financial burden that will make her change, and more importantly she simply doesn't want to.

trying to extract any genuine meaning from ALR at this point is a fool's errand. to even theorize about her desire or ability to get WLS is a waste. she's gone back and forth on WLS more than jenny craig, at this point. it's equally as useless to guess what's a lie. in the amberverse, everything that comes from her maw is a lie unless proven otherwise.

ALR is a very boring cow by herself, but the fun at this point, for me at least, comes from seeing how much worse it can get until the final days, and how much more bizarre the lies can get.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Same. I was watching Chantal be enormously fucking fat, and it occurred to me that Amber is 150 pounds fatter. Holy shit.

God damn. I didn't even think of that. Chantal is like a boulder on sticks and she's still an entire heavy womans weight less than ALR. She's fat. So, so fat.

i stopped asking what her rock bottom will be a long time ago. she's hit bottom so many times that the next time she does will be the beginning of the real, final end. there is not a single health scare, relationship, or financial burden that will make her change, and more importantly she simply doesn't want to.

I know a number of addicts because a long time friend of mine went to rehab very young and I ended up meeting a lot of their AA and NA friends. One thing I've learned is that there are people who don't truly have rock bottoms. There was a point where it clicks in your head that literally nothing can happen that will actually, truly hit hard enough to make them genuinely quit.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Haven't seen these posted yet, so forgive me if I'm late. New ALR poem from Instagram

Destiny's new boo.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Is that Destiny or Eric???

 

[yaknowwhatimean]

My favorite line: "the only place that feels homely"

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Destiny's new boo.
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Wait, there’s more than 4 lesbians in Kentucky?