Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I am vomit]

Can someone explain to me how is Wipey giving Hamber hickeys, kissing her, or even hugging her???... I know that big bitch stinks , her bathing habits are questionable if Amber wants to stay big so damn bad might as well buy a swimming pool. I seriously couldn't imagine having a partner and letting them kiss on me knowing I fuckin stink these people are gross

Filthy stinky gorilla latches on to the literal embodiment of the shit emoji, It's a match made in heaven, their stinks probably merged.

 

[lostinwoods]

Somebody said a few pages ago that the honeymoon phase is over, and I 100% believe that.
Amber is out here looking unwashed, stanky, and the poop bun is in full effect again.

I bet Jade is pissed that her photos got leaked, oh well bitch, Amber pays you to wipe her ass, earn your money, you signed up for this job

 

[Kier Starmer]

I still can't believe how ugly she is, she legit looks disabled. I don't think a wifey reveal is coming though she'd sooner run. Maybe hickies is how it communicates, 1 for food and 2 for air jordans.

 

[Guiseimtrolleeen]

I sharpened the images so you can see wipey’s face a little better

Is it just me or is it a little weird her face is so much darker than her arm? Weird sun distribution? Shadows?
ETA: I know there is a difference sometimes in skin tone, this just seems like a huge difference.

I sharpened them up a bit for better definition

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber should buy her girl some facial exfoliant and maybe some ProActiv. Jesus.

All her ingrown boon hairs it takes a lot to just shave this gorilla.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Can someone explain to me how is Wipey giving Hamber hickeys, kissing her, or even hugging her???... I know that big bitch stinks , her bathing habits are questionable if Amber wants to stay big so damn bad might as well buy a swimming pool. I seriously couldn't imagine having a partner and letting them kiss on me knowing I fuckin stink these people are gross

Probably much the same way as barnacles and limpets cling to humpback whales.

 

[Kitsunehime]

Wifey ...don t go in Public without wearing a Bra O.o your Breasts look like they sunk down to the Middle of your Belly...
when they sink more u have some Hackysacks^^

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

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Bored of the 2 wifey speculations now. Could it just be that this Jade played sports which kept her fit and then she stopped playing and moved in with fatty. Many couples who move in together start to gain weight, as they settle into cooking or eating takeaways together. Her body shape is still the same. Sticky shoulders and big tits with slimmer legs. Her bottom lip is the exact same. Yeah she is sloppier in hair, no make up and clothing AND she looks depressed af! But come on people she IS and has been big Al’s butler/ wiper/ hosing down caretaker for over 6 months now.
Lard-ass-Lynn takes a normal’ish looking person and wrecks them in 6 month, sucking the life out of them and blowing fat cells into them. The only sport Jade does now is, twice a day stroll to the post box and back with Twinkie.
Big Al’s wipey had always been Jade Francis. No way could our goddess of lard, hook 2 dykes in one 6 month period, let alone look-a-like dykes who share clothes.
Also, they thought they were being so slick with the black hoodie-cuddle bollox, maybe Jade wore clothes under the hoodie, to bulk her out even further, to trick us? Oh how everyone laughed when they played that prank.
As for her face being blacker, suntan? Wrong foundation? Shadows? Shit camera angle? It’s Jade. Weight goes on a lot quicker than it comes off. Back to the slingshot ms.Francis (or whatever she’s doing in the pic.)

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I love a good ALR conspiracy as much as the next person but the whole two wifeys thing is

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

why am I super convinced with no proof Amber just leaked the photo herself to try and get views+money?
lmao. Like, Amber keeps so much shit private (well, tries to) she could so easily make videos on a fake account and pretend to be someone else who took the photo or found information.

I'm doubtful of this, mainly because Big Al is a stupid bag of fat - she would inevitably be caught, and even her ambabies would cry foul on it - but also for the same reason she won't go to inpatient treatment: once something like this is in the wild, her control over it is gone.

 

[Diarectic]

I always assumed that the "there is a new Wifey" narrative by Amber was just because people were getting close to figuring out who the mysterious stranger in her life actually was. I always took it as another weak attempt at controlling the narrative when she felt the control over it was slipping.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I'm doubtful of this, mainly because Big Al is a stupid bag of fat - she would inevitably be caught, and even her ambabies would cry foul on it -

I find the machination that Amber is a super mastermind rather laughable. Jade made it clear to Amber that she does not want to be on camera and these pictures will not change that. Amber will either ignore them or say that this is not her "girlfriend".

but also for the same reason she won't go to inpatient treatment: once something like this is in the wild, her control over it is gone.

Amber is already stating that she went to the outpatient clinic because people told her to do it, not because she needs it. She has the perfect excuse to quit. Amber also has started to say that she is totally not in pain now that she lost a few pounds. All of the ailments that she used to complain about are now gone. She has no reason to lose weight. All she wants is to be on a diet to tell us that she is on a diet.

 

[Simon]

It really doesn't matter if she leaked it or not, this is a bad development for ALR, as it takes away a lot of the the draw of her channel.

 

[sophiexeon]

https://tellonym.me/narcissistic.goddess

We stan an unbothered queen. Just answering questions as usual, like nothing is happening.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Oh, so we're admitting it now, Big Ham?

Thought you were Portuguese, #LiarLynn, and that's why your knuckles look like you ground them into the dirt.

Is that number at the top of the profile really the number of questions she has answered? 2,466 fucking questions. Get a life, Amber.

It's easy to rack up tons of answers when you're asking yourself the questions.

 

[Xenomorph]

Oh, so we're admitting it now, Big Ham?

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Thought you were Portuguese, #LiarLynn, and that's why your knuckles look like you ground them into the dirt.



It's easy to rack up tons of answers when you're asking yourself the questions.

You mean diabetes

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Gorl.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Can someone explain to me how is Wipey giving Hamber hickeys, kissing her, or even hugging her???... I know that big bitch stinks , her bathing habits are questionable if Amber wants to stay big so damn bad might as well buy a swimming pool. I seriously couldn't imagine having a partner and letting them kiss on me knowing I fuckin stink these people are gross

Some feeders get off on the caretaking aspect as well. It’s happened in almost every single My600lbLife episode featuring lesbians—you have the enabler relationship plus women’s natural inclination to caretake and bing bang boom you’ve got yourself a whale-sized infant for a girlfriend. Jade might be bathing ALR and getting off on her dependence on her.

 

[Constellationzero]

Amber pays you to wipe her ass,

DRS pays to wipe her ass. Taxpayers, if ya nassty!

All her ingrown boon hairs it takes a lot to just shave this gorilla.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed.

Oh, so we're admitting it now, Big Ham?

But I thought she was Por-too-geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

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I think this is the only way that she will have bariatric surgery. No pesky psychotherapy and restrictive diets for weeks or months, and it is cheaper too. She knows that a regular diet will not work as it never worked. There are also clinics just outside Texas catering to Americans, so she would not even have to fly, just having a road trip with jade.