Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[EvaBraunsGhost]

expanding on this, candles can be outright dangerous for animals. The fragrance oils and paraffin fumes are really bad for their little systems. I could be wrong but I don't think B&BW has entirely moved to a non-toxic formula, nor do I think Amberlynn is smart enough/cares enough to even check.

edit: an word

To further expand, they ain't good for humans, either

They are chocked full of carcinogenic chemicals which you would think would be the last thing a brave 'cancer survivor' (maybe) would want to be surrounding themselves with, but then you'd think that a cancer warrior would stop stuffing themselves silly with processed foods and overdoing alcohol etc

But hey this is fat Al, I'm sure 'nobody understands cancer like she does'

Fwiw Dollar store goods are doing pretty bad on the carcinogenic chemical front as well:

https://althealthworks.com/dollar-store-products-found-to-contain-hazardous-synthetic-chemicals-that-could-damage-your-health/

Better days at the gaycare? Seems a bit optimistic, in my opinion. It was probably just as stinky…. if not more stinky. Not to mention, chaotic. Regardless, I do feel bad for the animals.

ETA: just think about how sensitive animals’ noses are. They could very well have all sorts of issues from the amount of B.O. and the excess use of fragrances (sprays, perfumes, candles, etc.) they’re forced to endure.

I have no doubt that the Fag Shanty didn't smell any better, (remember Kermit's massive candle collection?)

But at least Twinkie had the other two dogs to play with (no I'm not referring to Eric and Rickie, I can't remember their names - was one of them Trixie?) plus they had a huge yard she could and did run around in...now the poor beast is stuck indoors with an even bigger beast, suffocating on all the toxic fumes until the house nigger bothers to take her out for a shit

If memory serves, one of E+R's dogs did have a funny turn (like a seizure) and there was much speculation from the audience that that may have been caused by some of the scented stuff filling the place

ETA: those fucking mitts on the hog...idk about not getting her hair wet, she ain't getting her hands wet, either

If she's showering daily (hahahahahahaha) idk what the frig she's doing in-between, is she a secret bin man?

Some of it may be beetus but that doesn't typically wash off, and her hands have looked cleaner at times

99% of that is pure encrusted grime

 

[peach tea]

Shows more fucking scratch art. Is this replacing journals? Whatever the case, knock it off. Also, not sure, but she seems to be trying to drown the herbs they’re growing. Your thumb is beetus brown, not green, gorl.

I didn’t want to expose my own autism when I first saw those herbs, but holy shit man….

Just looking at the whole “situation” I can tell they won’t live another month. Everything from the container to the medium and then hearing her fucking say she sprays them with a spray bottle instead of actually watering them… it’s all wrong lol.

I don’t actually watch this retard’s videos, so sometimes I forget exactly how dumb and useless she really is. 5 minutes on Google is more than enough research to successfully grow some basil or parsley in your kitchen window and she’s somehow already fucking it up. Even the two of them together can’t figure out how to take basic care of a houseplant.

It’s just amazing to me how comfortable some people are living at this level of helpless stupidity. Big Al hasn’t learned anything new since elementary school and she’s perfectly content with being a fucking idiot for the rest of her life. Even losing her YouTube Bux won’t be a wake up call at this point. She will just grift some other way and die in her 40s and she’s totally cool with that trajectory. Her life would be pathetic if it weren’t so intentional.

 

[The Only Fruit]

Amber IS a table, covered in a tarp. Also she is terrified to eat all that seafood outside. The world wildlife foundation will think she's an abandoned whale and try to transport her back to the ocean.

Somehow I can’t stop thinking of this

Exploding whale

 

[beansoup]

God, I feel like I can smell her thru the screen, she looks absolutely filthy and greasy. How revolting. She's really trying anything to one-up Chantal, too bad it's not working lmao.
Also, I know it's like beating a dead horse at this point, but who does she think she's fooling with these child-sized portions? It's obvious she's eating a mountain of food off-camera as it wouldn't be possible to maintain her 550-elbees on half a turkey sandwich and a cup of soup. Look how much Chantal eats and Hammy still has 150+ pounds on her. It's ridiculous, if she wants those views, show us what you really eat, fatty.

 

[Mad Man]

God, I feel like I can smell her thru the screen, she looks absolutely filthy and greasy. How revolting. She's really trying anything to one-up Chantal, too bad it's not working lmao.

I know right? She's eating her fat ass to death.

Also, I know it's like beating a dead horse at this point, but who does she think she's fooling with these child-sized portions? It's obvious she's eating a mountain of food off-camera as it wouldn't be possible to maintain her 550-elbees on half a turkey sandwich and a cup of soup. Look how much Chantal eats and Hammy still has 150+ pounds on her. It's ridiculous, if she wants those views, show us what you really eat, fatty.

It's called closet eating and it's very common tactic used by munchers like her. How that works is she'll pretend on camera or in front of other people that she's on this imaginary diet, so she'll eat as little as possible. As soon as everyone turns their back and goes their own way she's going to order 5 large Pizza's from Dominos and several orders of cinnamon sticks and really let herself go. She'll slop all of that shit down and then she'll go back to trying to maintain her dieting masquerade and will repeatedly play dumb on how she has no clue where her "magical weight problem" is coming from. That's the beauty of being delusional and deflecting blame. I don't think she really wants to lose weight. She just wants to be accepted for the disgusting fat fuck that she really is. Because if she really wanted to lose the weight, she would.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

In the Star Trek TNG episode "Remember me", the Enterprise is in a warp bubble shrinking so much that the whole universe ends up being the ship itself. This is what I feel watching Amber lately. Except for rare curated occurrences (the cleaning, being in the car or the closet), all you see of Amber is the head with the table at her neck, or a close-up of her hands eating or doing something else. You really never see the rest of the flat, we do not know where Jade is, we do not know what time it is, she is never outside. Her mukbangs are getting smaller too. She used to have 2 sandwiches to eat, now it is half of one, and she is still gaining weight. This is strange.

 

[WasabiPasta]

Also, I know it's like beating a dead horse at this point, but who does she think she's fooling with these child-sized portions? It's obvious she's eating a mountain of food off-camera as it wouldn't be possible to maintain her 550-elbees on half a turkey sandwich and a cup of soup. Look how much Chantal eats and Hammy still has 150+ pounds on her. It's ridiculous, if she wants those views, show us what you really eat, fatty.

You're making the same mistake fatties do, oh it's just half a sandwich and soup, so that's a child sized portion.

NO. No it fucking isn't.

Half a turkey sandwich = 500 Cal
Mexican Style Street Corn Chowder - Bowl - 330 Cal
Side - Chips - 150 Cal
Side - Summer Fruit Cup - 60 Cal

Total = 1040 Calories.


It's basically 2 meals. This is what she really eats, for lunch.
She also eats takeout breakfast and dinner and grazes on snacks throughout the day, obvi.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I didn’t want to expose my own autism when I first saw those herbs, but holy shit man….

Just looking at the whole “situation” I can tell they won’t live another month. Everything from the container to the medium and then hearing her fucking say she sprays them with a spray bottle instead of actually watering them… it’s all wrong lol.

I don’t actually watch this retard’s videos, so sometimes I forget exactly how dumb and useless she really is. 5 minutes on Google is more than enough research to successfully grow some basil or parsley in your kitchen window and she’s somehow already fucking it up. Even the two of them together can’t figure out how to take basic care of a houseplant.

Hey, shitlord, you don't know what you're never taught. This is just like knowing (or not) where Russia is! Or that Mexico has a flag. Or that Asia and Africa are not contiguous "consanents".

It’s just amazing to me how comfortable some people are living at this level of helpless stupidity. Big Al hasn’t learned anything new since elementary school and she’s perfectly content with being a fucking idiot for the rest of her life. Even losing her YouTube Bux won’t be a wake up call at this point. She will just grift some other way and die in her 40s and she’s totally cool with that trajectory. Her life would be pathetic if it weren’t so intentional.

But what would she - of limited imagination and nonexistent intelligence - be able to figure out to grift that both pays as well as YT (still) does and requires next to zero work?

 

[Mad Man]

You're making the same mistake fatties do, oh it's just half a sandwich and soup, so that's a child sized portion.

NO. No it fucking isn't.

Half a turkey sandwich = 500 Cal
Mexican Style Street Corn Chowder - Bowl - 330 Cal
Side - Chips - 150 Cal
Side - Summer Fruit Cup - 60 Cal

Total = 1040 Calories.


It's basically 2 meals. This is what she really eats, for lunch.
She also eats takeout breakfast and dinner and grazes on snacks throughout the day, obvi.

Are you suuurrrrreeee that's all she has? LMAO

I mean, maybe she's has 6 or 7 meals for lunch and just as much for dinner. Maybe she gets the munchies really bad at midnight and raids the fridge. She's a garbage disposal. Someone at her weight just doesn't "stop" eating. She's obviously pushing 800 lbs. Her stomach has to be the size of a soccer ball and a half you know.

 

[Cosmologic]

You're making the same mistake fatties do, oh it's just half a sandwich and soup, so that's a child sized portion.

NO. No it fucking isn't.

Half a turkey sandwich = 500 Cal
Mexican Style Street Corn Chowder - Bowl - 330 Cal
Side - Chips - 150 Cal
Side - Summer Fruit Cup - 60 Cal

Total = 1040 Calories.


It's basically 2 meals. This is what she really eats, for lunch.
She also eats takeout breakfast and dinner and grazes on snacks throughout the day, obvi.

even more nuts is that this is a CONSERVATIVE estimate, because fat amber eats at least twice as much as what she films for a given meal and probably ordered some ubereats within fifteen minutes of eating a sandwich with three sides.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The thing that's been cracking me up the last few streams is when she pushes the button on her Craftmatic Adjustable Deathfat Table formerly known as The Standing Desk.

 

[FatalTater]

I miss the days of seeing Twinkie play with Trixie and Chubbs.

Anyone thinking Amber eats healthy amounts of anything should revisit what portions look like. A serving of meat is roughly the size of a deck of cards, a serving of cheese is like three or four 6-sided dice, rice is ONE cup or about the size of a fist, bread is usually one slice... I have to remind myself of these things if I see my weight creeping up.

Nicacado made a video about what Amber eats in September 2019. I'm sure it's still pretty accurate. It might be archived in his thread but I'm too lazy to look so here it is on his channel.

 

[beansoup]

You're making the same mistake fatties do, oh it's just half a sandwich and soup, so that's a child sized portion.

NO. No it fucking isn't.

Half a turkey sandwich = 500 Cal
Mexican Style Street Corn Chowder - Bowl - 330 Cal
Side - Chips - 150 Cal
Side - Summer Fruit Cup - 60 Cal

Total = 1040 Calories.


It's basically 2 meals. This is what she really eats, for lunch.
She also eats takeout breakfast and dinner and grazes on snacks throughout the day, obvi.

Damn, I forgot about the chips and her dainty fruit cup. You're right tho, I guess my sense of portion size got skewed a bit since everything looks so tiny in those overstuffed, bloated ham hocks of hers.

 

[Dovahshit]

You're making the same mistake fatties do, oh it's just half a sandwich and soup, so that's a child sized portion.

NO. No it fucking isn't.

Half a turkey sandwich = 500 Cal
Mexican Style Street Corn Chowder - Bowl - 330 Cal
Side - Chips - 150 Cal
Side - Summer Fruit Cup - 60 Cal

Total = 1040 Calories.


It's basically 2 meals. This is what she really eats, for lunch.
She also eats takeout breakfast and dinner and grazes on snacks throughout the day, obvi.

she must go on secret eaters,
it would be a feast to watch.

"oh i just had chicked broth" doesnt mention any of the beans, minced meat and how can i forget, the canned olives

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

Looking at the latest bang she's about to tie with Juliana for the biggest mitts.

 

[Kitsunehime]

With Becky i think Amber slept most of the Day...knowing that Becky would be awake...watching her maybe to feel safe (that she doesn t stop breathing while sleeping)..she only woke up for Meals. When Becky went to Bed in the Night Amber watched Youtube Stuff or Movies. While doing so, she started to Stuff her Face with all Kind of Sweets and Snacks...
since she is with Wipey, she might repeat her Behavior...just not so openly...i can imagine Hamber telling she is going to the Bathroom and while sitting on the Toilet secretly snacking on Chocolates and watching TikToks on the Phone -.-#
Even when Wifey honestly tried to help Amber lose Weight...i am sure she already gave up and realized that her Girlfriend is practically a lost Cause...
Amber builded a Persona for Youtube that "tries desperate" to lose Pounds but in Reality, she knows exactly...when she really would lose it, she would be
unemployed...like she said, People want to see her as a Trainwreck...she made her fake Persona so smug and bitchy and easy to hate, that Everyone want to see her struggle and fail...

Edit because forgot O.o : She is paying with her Health and i don t think it will be long till she dies of Heartfailure...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The numbers are in, and they say....you're in a severe downward spiral, Fatty. I can't think of anyone who deserves it more.

 

[MenameisJeff1936]

Have her hands inflated or have they always been that big and dirty?

 

[Owlflaps]

The numbers are in, and they say....you're in a severe downward spiral, Fatty. I can't think of anyone who deserves it more.

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It's like Amber is trying everything in her power to unlock the secret formula to get money while barely lifting a finger. Too bad she's a low effort retard and being in a coma is more exciting than the bullshit nontent she pushes out.

 

[tigergrinder]

this made me do some detectiveness so i looked into it. they both draw themselves as mermaids which i find super interesting, but i wonder if anyone else who knows more could dissect that. i found a youtube video with some of her drawings around 10 minutes in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhXrxepfBHs&ab_channel=dainty . lots of tentacles. aliens. 'girl in an attic'. interesting take.

I just now watched this. She does the same shit I did when I was 11 years old, hiding the hands behind the body (in the case of the mermaid), 'cause I didn't know how to draw hands well. She also goes over the same lines a few times, suggesting either A: she's REALLY bored at work or B: she's very unsure of the lines because she doesn't have confidence in herself as an artist.