Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,633 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,537

Her brain and her internal organs are deflating, too. Too bad the same can't be said for her ego.

Imagine being such a fat bitch that trying to explain away your hamhock arms now look like they can store frozen Cornish hens. I can feel the cope radiating off this post.
 
Grocery haul:

  • Perdue Ground Chicken x3
  • Skinless boneless chicken thighs
  • Arnold multigrain sandwich thins x2
  • carton of Kroger aaygs
  • cans of Kroger black olives
  • French's dijon mustard (she pronounces it "dee-hon")
  • Oscar Meyer rotisserie chicken deli meat
  • Oscar Meyer mesquite turkey deli meat (pronounces mesquite as "muh-skeet")
  • 14 pack of Slim Jims x2
  • Jack Links peppered beef jerky x2, whines that the bag is too small
  • Kroger frozen peas
  • Kroger Heavy Whipping Cream
  • a bag of broccoli
  • a single cucumber she mistook for a zucchini
  • Jack Links sweet and hot beef jerky x2 for Jade
  • 4 pack of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup
  • Kroger mexican shredded cheese
  • ball of mozzarella cheese
  • Sliced Sargento pepperjack cheese
  • green olives x2
  • Kroger wagyu beef jerky (pronounces it as "why-goo")
  • turkey bacon
  • pasta sauce x2 (vodka sauce and roasted garlic, 1 each)

Claims that she Instacarted this haul.

Also shows off a "kyooot" and "so aesthetic" tea kettle that "Jade wanted" and bought off Amazon. It is ugly af. Also blew money on a mandolin slicer while cracking a joke that Jade is a pro both in the kitchen and in the bedroom

tl;dr: muh sodiums
 
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If you average our her arm with Eugenia cooney's

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Uh, nope... still gonna massive, probably about the size of a normal woman's thigh.
 
Such a strange grocery haul. Hardly any vegetables and no fruit. It is mostly protein and a lot of it. Surprisingly, there is no pasta or rice or other starch. I wonder if Jade is doing a keto diet and since Amber likes takeaways, this is mostly for Jade.

It is not deflating, as she ages, the skin loses its elasticity and becomes flaccid. Amber will fall in love with her "bat wings"
 
Such a strange grocery haul. Hardly any vegetables and no fruit. It is mostly protein and a lot of it. Surprisingly, there is no pasta or rice or other starch. I wonder if Jade is doing a keto diet and since Amber likes takeaways, this is mostly for Jade.


It is not deflating, as she ages, the skin loses its elasticity and becomes flaccid. Amber will fall in love with her "bat wings"
I’ve heard of people on keto diets drinking heavy whipping cream straight in place of milk. I just remembered that now that you say that. Plausible theory.
 
Wasn't there one who was going to do a weightloss "journey" with her, maybe destiny era or early becky.

3.9 GPA Wordslynn says concent is important!
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Image from apathetic faxx, I'm not the gay one blurring out the words fucking and sex.
A follow up to concent. She accidentally spelt it wrong twice.
And blood pressure info from our hulthy but big gorl. I'll believe her when we see the BP monitor and the cuff on her arm with no edits or cuts.
Chantal puts her phone while on livestream in her purse while getting diagnosed with Gonorrhea, you gotta step it up Amber! this is why you're no longer the queen of fats.

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A follow up to concent. She accidentally spelt it wrong twice.
And blood pressure info from our hulthy but big gorl. I'll believe her when we see the BP monitor and the cuff on her arm with no edits or cuts.
Chantal puts her phone while on livestream in her purse while getting diagnosed with Gonorrhea, you gotta step it up Amber! this is why you're no longer the queen of fats.

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She has literally looked at the figures and decided to minus 35 and 30, respectively.

In my industry we would call this "fudged".
 
I’ve heard of people on keto diets drinking heavy whipping cream straight in place of milk. I just remembered that now that you say that. Plausible theory.
Only dumbass fatties would do something that stupid. Heavy whipping cream has a fuck ton of calories in just 1 tablespoon. Sounds like something Hamber would do actually.
A follow up to concent. She accidentally spelt it wrong twice.
And blood pressure info from our hulthy but big gorl. I'll believe her when we see the BP monitor and the cuff on her arm with no edits or cuts.
Chantal puts her phone while on livestream in her purse while getting diagnosed with Gonorrhea, you gotta step it up Amber! this is why you're no longer the queen of fats.
The only way they're getting a cuff on Hamber is one of the ones they use on people's thighs and even then it might not fit or be accurate.
 
A follow up to concent. She accidentally spelt it wrong twice.
And blood pressure info from our hulthy but big gorl. I'll believe her when we see the BP monitor and the cuff on her arm with no edits or cuts.
Chantal puts her phone while on livestream in her purse while getting diagnosed with Gonorrhea, you gotta step it up Amber! this is why you're no longer the queen of fats.

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She can't even google what a good blood pressure would be? Those numbers are still high and any doctor no matter how bad would prescribe her medication due to her size and complete unwillingness to workout, even 20 minutes a day, to lose weight and bring it down. Goddamn, lie better fatty.

Also, which doctor is measuring her BP sitting down and lying down? I think the thigh cuff theory is what happened. They were trying to make it work. Remember after her surgery in the hospital she had a cuff on her arm that looked MASSIVE. It's in the thread somewhere. She's a mess.
 
She can't even google what a good blood pressure would be? Those numbers are still high and any doctor no matter how bad would prescribe her medication due to her size and complete unwillingness to workout, even 20 minutes a day, to lose weight and bring it down. Goddamn, lie better fatty.

Also, which doctor is measuring her BP sitting down and lying down? I think the thigh cuff theory is what happened. They were trying to make it work. Remember after her surgery in the hospital she had a cuff on her arm that looked MASSIVE. It's in the thread somewhere. She's a mess.
Makes you wonder what she really went to the doctor for. That is of course if she did really see a doctor. Why did they measure her blood pressure? Why when she was LAHing down? Is that the first time she's LAHed down in years? What the actual fuck was the couch/bed situation type deal ackshully made from?
In the UK, if it's just a flu, Covid, other shot, it's usually done by a nurse, pharmacist or even a healthcare assistant. Very rarely does a doctor give you a shot. Sounds more like how Fatty thinks the world works and she's just making most of it up. Remember her psychiatrist who performed the duties of a therapist?
FFS Hamber! learn to use Dr Google correctly or not at all. Your stories have more holes than your leggeens.
 
She can't even google what a good blood pressure would be? Those numbers are still high and any doctor no matter how bad would prescribe her medication due to her size and complete unwillingness to workout, even 20 minutes a day, to lose weight and bring it down. Goddamn, lie better fatty.

Also, which doctor is measuring her BP sitting down and lying down? I think the thigh cuff theory is what happened. They were trying to make it work. Remember after her surgery in the hospital she had a cuff on her arm that looked MASSIVE. It's in the thread somewhere. She's a mess.
Small medical sperg here but saying 'any doctor no matter how bad would prescribe her medication...' on a supposed BP of 131/81 is just a load of bullshit. Depending on definition that might not even be considered hypertension.

(yea I know that BP is a lah, that is beside the point)
 
cracking a joke that Jade is a pro both in the kitchen and in the bedroom

It's true. With a surgeon's precision, Jade dons long rubber gloves, wipes off the fetid remnants of Amber's last binge, tugs off Amber's dingleberries, and cleans Amber's shit star with 25 - 30 baby wipes.

That's what Amber calls sex.
 
Small medical sperg here but saying 'any doctor no matter how bad would prescribe her medication...' on a supposed BP of 131/81 is just a load of bullshit. Depending on definition that might not even be considered hypertension.

(yea I know that BP is a lah, that is beside the point)
I think they're talking about the 140 over 110 blood pressure. If that's what they mean, then yes, a doctor would prescribe her something based on that and how monstrously fat she is.
 
Just to remind our readers, here is the report from the uterine cancer surgery:

Chief Complaint Grade 1 Endometrial Cancer.

This 29 year old gravida 0 para 0 presents today for follow up after total abdominal hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-ooophonectomy on July 15, 2020 with final pathology showing Stage 1B grade 2 Endometrial cancer (56% MMI; no lvsi). She had a CT scan earlier today showing stable abdominal and retroperitoneal adenopathy.

Background:

Ms. Reid states she has had daily vaginal bleeding for the past 2 years. Of note the bleeding progressively has worsened over the past few weeks and she presented to Lake Cumberland (Somerset) ED. An emergency D&C was completed which showed a Grade 1 endometrial adenocarcinoma per review here. Since the D&C she states her bleeding is described as light daily requiring 3-4 pads/d, but less than prior to D&C. She is currently taking Provera 10mg BID. Last year, she states she lost 80lbs (intentional weight loss) and has helped her mobility around the house.

PMH: Gallstones, LE Edema, Super Morbid Obesity (BMI=84), HTN, Bipolar, Anxiety

PSH: D&C
OB: G0

GYN History:
LMP: Unsure. Bleeding daily for last 2 years
Pap: Collected today
Contraception: None, never sexually active.

Social: Single. Has a girlfriend (lesbian relationship). Denies smoking, illicit drugs or alcohol. Lives also with 2 other roommates. Runs her own YouTube Channel as a source of income. She mentions a history of neglect as a child without further details given. Unable to climb a flight of stairs without stopping. METS=1.

FH:
Mother – Vulvar cancer.
Interval History.

She is healing well from surgery. Her incision is good. No fevers. No vaginal bleeding.

Treatment History.

Total abdominal hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-ooophorectomy on July 15, 2020 with final pathology showing Stage 1B grade 2 Endometrial cancer (56% MMI, no lvsi). She had a scan earlier today showing stable abdominal and retroperitoneal adenopathy.

Cancer Monitoring:

Ultrasound: 05/29/2020
CT Scan: 6/17/2020

Health History:

03. Medical Hx:
Abnormal uterine bleeding;
Fatigue;
Hypertension;

04. Surgical Hx:

Hysterectomy;
Dilatation and curettage;

05. Family Hx:
Family history of cancer of vulva;

06. Social Hx:
Sexual abuse;

Tobacco:

Have you EVER used TOBACCO? “No”

Does the patient have any regular exposure to second hand smoke? “No”

Outpatient Medication/Rx Writer:

Estradiol 1 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
Sertraline 50 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day
lamotrigine 150 mg oral tablet: 1 tab(s) orally once a day

Allergies/Intolerances:

No known allergies


The report states that she has hypertension,
Her BMI is stated at 84, thus, at that time her weight was 475 pounds. It is unlikely that with a gain of over 30 pounds, her BP is suddenly normal.
 
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