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I'm curious to know which 20 second royalty free music clip will be played on loop at her funeral.
Speaking of, how many attendees are required to justify calling it a funeral?
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Speaking of, how many attendees are required to justify calling it a funeral?
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Welp, this is the worst Dollar Tree Hanna Barbera mashup of Magilla Gorilla and Jabberjaw I've ever seen.
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Is Hoardlynn storing LINT now?? Am I just not aesthetically pleasing to understand why a lint bin is a thing that needs to exist? Do people not just put their lint in the bin with the rubbish?!
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There's a video of the nigga smoking ffs. 
mysterymoment
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Question is, is it for her dryer lint or her bellybutton lint
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She can probably dry laundry with the size of her bellybutton so.
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Lurk more. Stop double posting for fuck sake.
nooo
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Speaking of Hanna Barbera, Destiny looks like a blonde Dexter from Dexter’s Laboratory.
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amber is so damn boring everyone is sperging over a pack of cigarettes
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Damn even Eric and Rickie cameos, she can't touch 50k. The ciggie drama is doing shit either. Try harder big bitch.
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it's a good fire starter but she has no fire place
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yeah speaking as an ancientfag idk wtf the ire was all about report move on thats it..
shitty bacteria
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She’s a loner and always will be. I doubt ANYONE would come to her funeral except maybe her « gf ».
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Imagine the feast that would be served at her funeral...
1. Orange chikun
2. Cucumber boats
3. An entire rotisserie chicken
4. Ayygs
5. Cereal served in casserole dishes
6. "Soups"
7. Candy!!!
1. Orange chikun
2. Cucumber boats
3. An entire rotisserie chicken
4. Ayygs
5. Cereal served in casserole dishes
6. "Soups"
7. Candy!!!
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You forgot Grandma's Recipe
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At this point, I'm just waiting for the cancer to come back. It likely already is, as she won't get labs done for "personal reasons" aka she can't fit in the machine.
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So has anyone seen this yet?
I got bored with Amberlynn but seeing the iceberg made me nostalgic and morbidly curious as to what she's up to these days.
I got bored with Amberlynn but seeing the iceberg made me nostalgic and morbidly curious as to what she's up to these days.
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A study on cellulitis and hygiene practices
Thought this was interesting. I was doing some reading about the causes of cellulitis and found this PubMed article about whether or not cellulitis is caused by poor bathing habits. Here’s the conclusion for those of you who don’t want to read the entire study:
Conclusions: There was no significant difference in bathing habits, but there was a significant difference in laundry habits between the case and control groups. Our study further confirms that IV drug use is a risk factor for cellulitis and no access to clean clothes daily was significantly related to the development of cellulitis. Failing to obtain daily showers was not associated with an increase in infection.
EDIT: Now that we’ve discovered that dirty laundry is a major cause of cellulitis, and I’m sure most of us also know that legs are the area most often affected, I’d like to remind everyone of “THE pants”
(It won’t let me embed the video I’m sorry lol I clicked the button like 1000 times and I guess it doesn’t work when you’re editing a post)
And while it even says in this video that she purchased more pants in 2021, she still wore the pair with the holes every day for nearly a decade and I’m sure she didn’t wash them often. For those not familiar, pants go over your LAYGS.
I doubt she takes care of the new pairs she bought any better and they drag on the ground, constantly picking up bacteria and germs. I’m sure the skin on her legs is broken and/or paper thin. It probably doesn’t take much to get bacteria into those trunks.
Thought this was interesting. I was doing some reading about the causes of cellulitis and found this PubMed article about whether or not cellulitis is caused by poor bathing habits. Here’s the conclusion for those of you who don’t want to read the entire study:
Conclusions: There was no significant difference in bathing habits, but there was a significant difference in laundry habits between the case and control groups. Our study further confirms that IV drug use is a risk factor for cellulitis and no access to clean clothes daily was significantly related to the development of cellulitis. Failing to obtain daily showers was not associated with an increase in infection.
EDIT: Now that we’ve discovered that dirty laundry is a major cause of cellulitis, and I’m sure most of us also know that legs are the area most often affected, I’d like to remind everyone of “THE pants”
(It won’t let me embed the video I’m sorry lol I clicked the button like 1000 times and I guess it doesn’t work when you’re editing a post)
And while it even says in this video that she purchased more pants in 2021, she still wore the pair with the holes every day for nearly a decade and I’m sure she didn’t wash them often. For those not familiar, pants go over your LAYGS.
I doubt she takes care of the new pairs she bought any better and they drag on the ground, constantly picking up bacteria and germs. I’m sure the skin on her legs is broken and/or paper thin. It probably doesn’t take much to get bacteria into those trunks.
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I love how this dull bitch talks about her cellulitis like she's having the common cold.
Pretty sure it's hitting you harder because you're a fat fupa'd cunt that
Do us all a favor and stop taking your medication.
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Soon be a new month, so I hope y'all ready for Fatty to turn up looking dirty, greasy and looking 30 pounds heavier.
She will also have another month of walking done, so she should be well on her way to achieving her ONE mile walk. - Absolutely fucking ridiculous even typing that out.
As for smoking, not her last video, but the one before that, wasn't Fatty having little coughs and clearing her throat? If she's not smoking. she's around Jade (and anyone else who lives there) who is smoking. It's not like anyone, including Fatty, can complain about the smell. After all the oil diffusers, air fresheners, perfumes, B & B smellies, cats that never go outside and not forgetting a 600 pound hog who will go to any lengths to convince us all that she showers daily. Any length that is, aside from ackshully, ya know, showering daily. I would imagine *cigs* smoke is the least smelly thing in that fucking sty.
She will also have another month of walking done, so she should be well on her way to achieving her ONE mile walk. - Absolutely fucking ridiculous even typing that out.
As for smoking, not her last video, but the one before that, wasn't Fatty having little coughs and clearing her throat? If she's not smoking. she's around Jade (and anyone else who lives there) who is smoking. It's not like anyone, including Fatty, can complain about the smell. After all the oil diffusers, air fresheners, perfumes, B & B smellies, cats that never go outside and not forgetting a 600 pound hog who will go to any lengths to convince us all that she showers daily. Any length that is, aside from ackshully, ya know, showering daily. I would imagine *cigs* smoke is the least smelly thing in that fucking sty.