Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I think it's only her narc personality that keeps her maintaining this bullshit of her actively trying to lose weight.
I was ill in 2017, gained some weight, then once I was better in 2018, I started losing the weight. Looking around for inspiration, I found our gorl and a few others on YT.
From then until now, Fatty is the only one who is still 'losing weight'. After a while they all seem to have realized that diet and exercise is hard work. A few of them have left YT completely. Others, with engaging personalities, have turned into lifestyle channels. I don't know of any who reached their weight goal. There are definitely none who are still trying to lose weight.
Fatty, I know you and your nigga handler read and post here. Hell I even know a couple of accounts that are 99% you or Jade. For the love of God, stop this diet crap. After nearly NINE years of actively losing weight, all you have done is actively gain weight. Stop this vlogging crap. You have a shit personality and everything you buy in nasty and tacky. Add to that, you hardly do anything.
Embrace your fatness. Eat what you want and let us all laugh at you. You get money and attention and we can come away feeling better about out own lives.
 
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Xenomorph said:
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This bish is dying, beetus running wild in there her lips are blue/purple.
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WasabiPasta said:
I feel like if the cancer was back and severe enough to be making her appearance so corpse-like, she would be shedding weight like crazy, and there is no way in hell she would be hiding that.

Everybody loses some of their youthful vigor in their 30's, but most people don't carry 400 extra pounds that destroys bones, ligaments, joints, blood vessels, sleep etc etc.

She just getting old, quickly. If life was a speedrun, she would be pretty darn good at it.
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wipey probably has her on some varisty athlete's diet for young adults, and severely underestimating the damage ALR has done to her own body, her issues cannot be solved, reversed or repaired with flax seed oil, a multi vitamin, and avacado on wholegrain toast
 
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She has not weight, the camera is just further away. You can tell by the shoulders. Less shoulder in image 1 = the camera is closer. She is at an age now where gravity comes to play more and because the fat has aged her body + menopause, she theoretically has the body of a 45 old woman minimum. Terminal cancer patients or stage 3 and 4 lose a shit load of weight because their body is constantly fighting to keep in check.
 
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Her cyanosis is the only thing freaking me out more than her sunken eyes. I don't think she's lost weight, or at least enough for it to be actually noticeable. But the recurrent cellulitis and possible cancer return are certainly food (heh) for thought. We constantly go "wow Amber looks like death" but she really looks like a reanimated corpse in this video.
 
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wipey probably has her on some varisty athlete's diet for young adults, and severely underestimating the damage ALR has done to her own body, her issues cannot be solved, reversed or repaired with flax seed oil, a multi vitamin, and avacado on wholegrain toast
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Is that a frog?
 
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(probably a repost) her knuckles are so fucking dark in this video wtf!!!
>"Dark knuckles are most prevalent among people who have diabetes or who have several risk factors for diabetes. Prediabetes means that your blood sugar levels are higher than normal."
 

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Speaking of all her "boo boos". From October 2021's "Weekly vlog | 002" Just after the Becky break up, which should have been a time of high anxieteee where her picking issues should have been off the charts...
Compared to last weeks Target Haul and Torrid Fail with a full time live in wifey. Is she putting out cigarettes? or is it it that wifey makes her walk around the apartment more, and Amber keeps scraping up her off hand (she is left handed).

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If you wanted to, say, present to a therapist or a potential "gf" that you have this entire alphabet soup of things wrong with you, one of which is a particular type of OCPD - let's say..I dunno, dermatillomania, aka skin picking - and either of those wanted to see you/visit you in person, you should probably have some marks on you, something you realize in that "oh, shit" kind of way. Since you're quirky and cute and a munchie, you ding yourself up a little. Nothing too serious, of course, and definitely nothing on the face, because fuck being deformed somehow, in a forever sense (insert an ignored irony alert here).

This is how I think that collection of shit on her arm came about, and why that's the extent of the marking. There's nowhere else, anywhere we can see, that she's picked at anything. She doesn't do it unconsciously in any video - and with the sheer number of hours of film available, it should be easy enough to find it if it's there. It isn't.

This is made up munchie shit for a one and done shrink appointment. Her problem is she didn't account for the beetus rampaging through her system, and I bet she figured they would heal without any problem. She could then say this shrink she luffs so much cured her of it, she's making progress, you guise, working on muh mentalz just like y''all told me to! It'd be an easy success story, the glow from which would probably last for six months, easy.

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She'll never use a public pool, mostly because they don't allow you to just get in with your street clothes. Every single pool I've ever used has a rule that you need to be in actual swimwear; it can be swim shorts, t-shirts or even swim pants I saw recently, but they can't be yoga pants and regular t-shirts.
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Even the usual womens' legging swim stuff is capri style and would leave her legs exposed from mid-calf down. She could go full muslim and get the ones that go down to the ankle, but hher ankles balls and nasty fungus-infested feet would be exposed. She's never going to swim in an actual pool.

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LEL.

How in hell you can think that she has the strenght to climb the ladder to exit the pool?
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They'd have to get one of those hoists they use to plop fatties into the aquacise pool and then yoink them out again.

Billie Ross said:
You all keep wanting her to see doctors and follow up expensive exams??
How is she paying for it?
Earrings and old Torrid tarps?
You have to pay for health care bitches.
Nigga better be rich.
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If she had been smart, she'd have picked up some kind of health insurance plan at the last open enrollment. But she isn't, and there's no way she has insurance. Even catastrophic insurance would have been better than nothing. I think she sees things like insurance as something that does not immediately gratify her and thus is not important - thus not worth spending money on.

FupaCitySheriff said:
I think it's only her narc personality that keeps her maintaining this bullshit of her actively trying to lose weight.
I was ill in 2017, gained some weight, then once I was better in 2018, I started losing the weight. Looking around for inspiration, I found our gorl and a few others on YT.
From then until now, Fatty is the only one who is still 'losing weight'. After a while they all seem to have realized that diet and exercise is hard work. A few of them have left YT completely. Others, with engaging personalities, have turned into lifestyle channels. I don't know of any who reached their weight goal. There are definitely none who are still trying to lose weight.
Fatty, I know you and your nigga handler read and post here. Hell I even know a couple of accounts that are 99% you or Jade. For the love of God, stop this diet crap. After nearly NINE years of actively losing weight, all you have done is actively gain weight. Stop this vlogging crap. You have a shit personality and everything you buy in nasty and tacky. Add to that, you hardly do anything.
Embrace your fatness. Eat what you want and let us all laugh at you. You get money and attention and we can come away feeling better about out own lives.
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I would have a tiny dot of respect if she just came out and said it: "Y'all, I'm never going to lose the weight because I don't want to. I'm happy with my life, just as it is, and I'm going to be me."

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More LiarLynn activity. No real shrink would say this - real, not the pretend one in your head. DoctorLynn Medicine Woman. If it "messes" with muh mentalz, they would tell you to drop it entirely. It's like a diver saying they're only going to swim with the sharks every other day with their bloody stump of an arm. As you say, Big Spam: it doesn't work that way.
 
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The Hamberverse is so boring people gotta latch onto her lying about having eaten raspberries before. Can the cancer move quicker please? Also for the party poppers saying she would have lost TONS of weight if cancer was back....this bitch bled for years with her "womb" cancer and was even fatter back then than she is right now. Her less fat packed face and neck isn't just gravity and age taking a toll. Not giving her any credit for being a slightly less fat sack of shit, but she has lost some weight. I doubt Cancer the Sequel will do much for her channel other than a flood of told ya so and you should've lost weight to fight in the machines. I can't wait for the video of her sobbing and freaking out again with actual tears.
 
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I admit, Amber lost some Weight...and for "Normal" People like us, 100 Pounds sounds absolutely massive...but for someone from
600 to 500 Pounds...O.o She have to lose at least 100 more Pounds...even then i m worry her Heart might not be able to handle
the Weight loss...i hear often of People that shed a bunch of Weight and in the End...just kiel over and die because their Body was
misstreated for such a long Time from the constant eating....
i feel sometimes empathy for Amber but then the Video s come back in my Mind, where she said that "i am so much better then the
maturety of you"...or..."dispektful Piece of Shit"...aaaand all my Empathy is gone lol
 
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The Hamberverse is so boring people gotta latch onto her lying about having eaten raspberries before.
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I think of it more like LiarLynn bingo at this point. Or Pokemon Go. Or anything else where the game doesn't have much winning of tangible prizes attached, moreso a "didja have that square" and "you shoulda seen this spot, ppl were nuts running around" situation type deal.

Most of the raspberries and dates in the US are produced in California. It's just odd to me that this bitch claims never to have had (whatever) when she lived in the state that by far produces most of the (whatever) in the entire country - dates I can understand, but raspberries? Come on. It's an entirely unnecessary lie, like many of her others. For me, her lies about food are the worst. It's obvious this bitch didn't miss any meals when she was growing up.
 
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