Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,621 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,521
Reason why I think it's about Tammy


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I don't think it's about Tammy because Hamber considers other Youtuber's she watches or has an interaction with her "friend". She thought of Zachary Michael, Pink Sparkles, Karlee Steel, etc as "friends" when they do not consider her a friend. It's probably one of the other fatasses she watches for inspiration.
 
She really is desperate for that coin if she has resorted to filming “shower routines” this often
Well the bitch only talks about seven or so different things lol. Watching her desperately scrape the bottom of the barrel is rather funny though. It would be depressing if she weren't such a dullard cunt of a fishwife, who also happens to be a quarter-ton piggy pig. And Wipey must not be giving very her much to work with to gleam a personality from, since she's become even more boring and redundant than ever before. And growing your hair doesn't make you look smaller in contrast the way I know that you think it does. Neither does picking the slack of your clothes off your saddlebags. Seeing her stepping out of the shower just grossed me TF out as she looks like she smells like that sickly stench of "Death Soon" and Bath and Body Works.

edit to add: The shower spectacle was purely performative. There's no way she can properly reach everything that needs to be cleaned herself. It's physically impossible because of her arm to ass? ratio.
 
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The shower spectacle was purely performative.

You ever been in the same room/airspace as a pachyderm like Hambutt?
Because, in all seriousness, even if she used soap and hot water, she'll still smell like durian wrapped in unwiped ass and clammy feet even before she gets her clothes back on.
No matter how much you "wash," when you're so big you're rockin' an accretion disk, you'll fucking smell.
 
Apologies if this has already been mentioned but remember that book alr was reading abt the guy with schizophrenia? look @ the answer she gave here. she's so predictable

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Apologies if this has already been mentioned but remember that book alr was reading abt the guy with schizophrenia? look @ the answer she gave here. she's so predictable

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Hallucinations AND Out of Body Experiences ? Someone's been busy dreaming up new mental problems for their 'psychologist'.

Hamber considers other Youtuber's she watches or has an interaction with her "friend".
That's the psychologist who is also Fatty's friend. Fatty knows the psychologist definitely wants to keep seeing her as much as Fatty wants to keep seeing the psychologist.
In other words, it's another ;friend; who is on the payroll. Just a bit more formal this time.
 
I’m sure You all remember a few months ago amber did a vlog where she ordered fast food 6 times then made the thumbnail as her holding a arbys burger to her mouth. She then proceeded to upload a vlog that included a lecture about how disappointed she is in us for not taking her eating disorder and outpatient serious.

Well she pulled that same shit again in this vlog except todays lecture was about how we Shame her for her body and she’s 31 years old and shouldn’t be shamed or made fun of. That is what her channel has revolved around for the last 5 years has been exploiting how you destroyed yourself.

Like this thumbnail is titled “cook soup with me”


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And it’s her massive body with no head just a cropped body side view.

Get the fuck out of here.You have made a absolute fool of yourself repeatedly and that is not our fucking fault.
 
What weekend would be complete without being capped by a nice, cold beer and a movie. Let's settle in for something good. What do you think? Romance? Comedy? Drama? How about a little horror? Wow, horror, really? And you have a suggestion? Great, let's see it!

LETS GO TO AN ARCADE & STOP BODY SHAMING | VLOG - June 19, 2022​


Worst. Date. Ever.

Oh, for fuck's sake. The kiddie arcade? I thought we left that behind. There's a Dave & Buster's in Louisville. Go there. And by the fucking way, Hamber, we know it's Eric and Ricky, we can HEAR HIM. JFC you still suck at everything in the online world except fucking shopping.

Terrible fucking intro. What is this goddamned fascination with chipmunks fucking as "music"?

Just posting the important stuff up top. I typed up this react live with this shit playing so I don't have to rewatch it. No doubt she's going to whine about "body shaming" when she's the one hanging her fat ass out here for the world to see, clickbaiting her fatness, Or did YouTube pick that thumbnail from your showering video, Fatty? Yes, I'm shaming you because YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

You should be ashamed that you contribute NOTHING to the world. You should be ashamed that you CONSUME more resources than three average households combined. You should be ashamed that you WASTE the time of professionals. You should be ashamed for much more, but you will be ashamed at none of it. Know why?

Because as much as you deny it, you are a fucking malignant narcissist. Narcs never, ever feel shame about the bad things they do, or the terrible things they say. Narcs have no shame. On top of that, you're a pathological liar. You lie about the most inconsequential, stupid things, or things about which you don't have to lie at all.

Yeah, yeah, you're "not a liar". You know who isn't a liar? People who don't have to make fucking videos about the shit they've lied about. That's who.

Where were we?

You know what: fuck Hamber.

They go to the kiddie arcade with Eric and Ricky and Big Ham tries to moralize about not body shaming people. You may rope in some wet behind the ears viewers with your haughty bullshit, Hamber, but we remember the fat girl in the restaurant. The skinny girls - that you wish you were - you bitched about, wearing shirts as dresses, when your jealous lard ass wears dresses as shirts. You can go fuck yourself with that bullshit.

I welcome the day your channel dies completely because nobody give a single shit about you enough to summarize your shit any more. Because your shit will never change. YOU will never change. You'll die broke and alone and unhappy, with a string of failed relationships behind you, and grifts run on you.

I never for a minute thought I'd say exactly that to another human being, ever, other than one family member. He deserved it. So do you.

TL;DW/R - The above is not too long.
 
The shower spectacle was purely performative. There's no way she can properly reach everything that needs to be cleaned herself. It's physically impossible because of her arm to ass? ratio.
T-Rex is so angry because he cannot reach to masturbate.

So is our Dainty (hymen intact) Queen.

Yes, it's all performative circus with this miserable blob. Always has been, always will be. Sex with the toad Thumb? Incredible! But admitted to never have happened once in oh so how many years? Not once.

Five hour sex sessions with negress Jade? Oh, so steamy hot! But you know that I know that she knows it's utter bullshit.

Yet, this mentally disarranged 500 eelbee sack of shit puts this nonsense out there and expects people to believe it.

Sorry, take dat fantasy sexual shit of yours right down the hall and knock on a different door. Nobody in their right mind, straight, gay, incel, or absolutely insane thinks your desirable or wants to fuck you. You can't even fuck yourself.
 
She looks photoshopped in the thumbnail

Alas, no, That's exactly how she stood next to the fucking thing, like she was on The Price is Right or something. She was also squealing in other areas of the arcade, taking up maximum space and displaying an astonishing level of uncoordination.
 
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